the Twelve Days of Christmas - Rockets Edition

Traditional Christmas songs have a tendency to be overplayed (not to mention the inherent suck-factor). I therefore present you with: The Twelve Days of Christmas (Houston Rockets/NBA selfish wishes)...

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

a series of blow-out victories!

___________________

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

two Western Conference All-Stars

and series of blowout victories!

___________________

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

the third Championship Ring

two Western Conference All Stars

and a series of blowout victories!

___________________

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

a fourth playoff win in one series (please!)

the third Championship Ring
two Western Conference All Stars
and a series of blowout victories!

___________________

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

FIVE golden games from Rafer (I don't ask for much!)

a fourth playoff win in one series

the third Championship Ring
two Western Conference All Stars
and a series of blowout victories!

___________________

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

a sixth man off the bench who can score and provide energy
(Bonzi? Scola? Stevie? anyone? ... Bueller?)

FIVE golden games from Rafer

a fourth playoff win in one series
the third Championship Ring
two Western Conference All Stars
and a series of blowout victories!

____________________

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

seven great games versus Utah/Dallas/San Antonio/Phoenix in round 1

a sixth man off the bench
FIVE golden games for Rafer
a fourth playoff win in one series
the third Championship Ring
two Western Conference All Stars
and a series of blowout victories!
______________________

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

the return of #8 -- (in a Rockets uniform?)

seven great games in Round 1
a sixth man off the bench
FIVE golden games for Rafer
a fourth playoff win in one series
the third Championship Ring
two Western Conference All Stars
and a series of blowout victories!
______________________

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

nine technical fouls from Yao (get angry, Big Man!)

Ten More Years of the Ming Dynasty!

nine technical fouls from Yao
the return of #8
seven great games in Round 1
a sixth man off the bench
FIVE golden games for Rafer
a fourth playoff win in one series
the third Championship Ring
two Western Conference All Stars
and a series of blowout victories!
___________________

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

eleven gratuitous South Park/Rockets references

Ten More Years of the Ming Dynasty!
nine technical fouls from Yao
the return of #8
seven great games in Round 1
a sixth man off the bench
FIVE golden games for Rafer
a fourth playoff win in one series
the third Championship Ring
two Western Conference All Stars
and a series of blowout victories!
___________________

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

12 Rockets players that can one day dream of being this clutch:

eleven gratuitous South Park/Rockets references
Ten More Years of the Ming Dynasty!
nine technical fouls from Yao
the return of #8
seven great games in Round 1
a sixth man off the bench
FIVE golden games for Rafer
a fourth playoff win in one series
the third Championship Ring
two Western Conference All Stars
and a series of blowout victories!

THE END