Say hello to our drunk PG!

Rafer is on trial this week for his DWI arrest from this past summer.  Fortunately for him, the prosecutor is not allowed to use his on-court game film from last November to prove he is habitually drunk.  No one shoots that bad while sober.

(what's that?  He was not drunk on the court?  He just sucked?  My whole theory is now ruined... ruined!!!)

Here's the best part though:  You can watch the DWI arrest video/highlights.  Right here.  I love the Internet. 
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And here's the cue for Rusty Hardin to break out the Chewbacca Defense!  If only to give me an excuse to use this image at our "new" home: 

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