So it seems we have something in common with Simmons after all...

by grungedave on Oct 28, 2008 4:42 PM CDT in Random Commentary

(Me to Sports Guy)

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... !

... and totally redeem yourself!!!!

Sports Guy this afternoon:

My brewing feud with Jazz fans. Because I keep dismissing the Chris Paul-Deron Williams "rivalry" and wrote last week that Paul was the Pearl Jam to Williams' Stone Temple Pilots, that earned me a steady stream of hate mail from Utah and an extended rip in something called the Deseret News. Look, people of Utah -- you ruined the 2002 Olympics because nobody could buy a stiff drunk or a beer that had a real level of alcohol, and I think "Last Call" was 8:30 at night. As my friend Jacoby jokes, "Each brewery around the world has to brew and bottle special low alcohol beer solely because Utah hates fun." It's true. The only reason we still put up with you is the skiing. I'd keep it down.

Even Simmons hates the Utah Jazz.

Oh, and Stone Temple Pilots are/were awesome. If Utah fans are actually mad about that -- they not only suck, but they are moronic, too. Jeez, the best analogy for Utah would be exactly that... CP3 as Pearl Jam and Deron as STP. Pearl Jam made one (yes, ONE) good CD. Vs. sucked donkey balls. STP made 3 and 1/2 great CDs and are far more relevant in the music world today than Eddie Vedder's hippie clan. Which would you rather have??

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STP was good

Which makes his comparison lame because he was trying to use it against Williams. A user made a great post about this though, Pearl Jam v STP

And a rebuttal to his beer statement.

Up next from Simmons, a polygamy joke. And no comment from you about him predicting the Jazz to finish ahead of the Rockets? Who’s running this site anyway?

SLCDunk.com, The Utah Jazz on SBNation

by Basketball John on Oct 28, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions

no need for that...

Simmons is clearly wrong about many things, so no need for me to freak about his regular season expectations of Houston. We are clearly winning more than 52 games this year.

by grungedave on Oct 28, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions

52 games

Just enough to nab you the 5th seed and play the Hornets in the first round. Where you will win and play the Jazz in the 2nd round. This is where McGrady will officially be deflowered and dubbed the 2nd round slut. Jazz in 6 and once again we have to listen to the Rockets bitch and moan about Yao being hurt…blah blah…same old stuff.

Congrats on being the #1 Rockets blog BTW. I voted for you without question. I then stufffed my finger down my throat causing me to throw up and get all of the “houston” out of my system.

We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com

by CB Jack on Oct 28, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions