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Luther Head: This guy SUCKS!

I want to think happy thoughts... stay in my happy place... and yes I know the Rockets won by 11... but it was harder than anyone expected it to be... and Shooter McGavin keeps showing up every time I try to escape from thoughts of last night's game.

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Okay, enough about the game itself.  The good guys won, and Artest had a sucessful debut as a Houston Rocket.

That said --- my review of Luther Head's performance?  What the hell was that???

I cannot believe Luther Head is still a professional basketball player.  I think he should be working in the snack bar.  There is no way he is as bad at anything as he is at basketball.

[and no, I will NOT relax, Bob!]

You know what's driving me crazy?  Luther Head not being able to put the ball in the basket... or a teammate's hands... or keeping it in his own hands...

In short?  This guy sucks! 

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I've never, ever, ever before described Rafer Alston as a "calming influence" on a basketball team.  Until last night.  I think I became one of Rafer's biggest fans last night........ if only because Luther Head is truly awful.  Where's Bob Barker when you really need him?

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Worst part?  The Rockets can't cut him... or trade him... or much of anything except chain him to his locker and not let him near the court.

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With Brooks out

We’re making Head play some PG. NOOOOOOOO

by goingforthecorner on Oct 30, 2008 10:29 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it is sad, really

What was funny was when Barry and Artest would just take the ball from Luther in the backcourt. They don’t want him to have the ball, either.

by grungedave on Oct 30, 2008 11:59 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rafer Rules!!!

Rafer for MVP!!!! 1 for 7 baby yeah!!!!!!

Your a ten, but I'm on eleven!

by JakedaSnake on Oct 30, 2008 4:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So...

Will Head be the new Alston?

by BigTexBD on Oct 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh yeah

Luther Head has already been announced as the “new Alston” if you mean what I think you mean…

http://thedreamshake.blogspot.com/2008/05/special-announcement-luther-head-sucks.html

by grungedave on Oct 30, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alrighty then

Just got turned on to TDS when it joined SBN. Any important posts I should read over at the old location to help get me caught up on similar proclamations?

by BigTexBD on Oct 30, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah....

Trust me, we’ll reference or link to most of the old stuff if we need to…

though you can check this out:
http://thedreamshake.blogspot.com/2008/05/best-of-dream-shake-2007-2008.html

by grungedave on Oct 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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