Damn the man! Bench Luther Head!

With the surprising, yet very welcome, return of Aaron Brooks from injury for tonight's game......... I had an epiphany!  I have found the perfect role model for Luther Head!

Luther... meet Lucas.

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Lucas here is, according to his boss, kind of a screw-up, too.  Apparently, he is not allowed to leave the couch he is currently sitting on.  Ever.

Oh, and Luther, since we probably won't be needing your services for a while... how 'bout you treat the bench like Lucas' couch.........? 

Under no circumstances do I want you to leave the Rockets' bench... unless it's to get Daryl Morey $4M of cap relief, and then you bring it to him directly, okay?

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