I meant on the basketball court!!!

by grungedave on Nov 11, 2008 2:18 PM CST in Whimsical Posts Comment 17 comments

I got into this blogging business for one reason: money being able to document the Rockets winning a championship.

But now I got a new reason: being able to document the Rockets kicking the Jazz's Lakers' collective ass.

hey, put down that bottle, Yao!!! Save it for on the court!!

[you're still cool though, Kobe.]

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I love the thought of you smashing that moron in the head with a golf club

Mostly that picture (and movie) is pretty awesome on many levels. I can see I’m going to be here more than I should be for the amusement/humor level. (Good Rockets info too, and since I’m interested in Adelman/Artest that’s probably piquing the interest too.)

No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get tangled, you tango on

by pookeyguru on Nov 11, 2008 2:32 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Oh no, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle

Here’s some, oh there’s some over there

by UofTOrange on Nov 11, 2008 2:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

This looks a bit like last season

Anyone remember the start of last season? It looked bad, worse than this by a mile, then Adelman got a handle on what he had, what the team could do and then what happened? An epic winning streak.

This team has more talent than that one. We’ve yet to even seen man-beast Dorsey inflicting pain. I hope we’re saving that for cheap-shot Turkish centers and whiny self-pitying backstabbing PFs who clearly showed they don’t belong in Olympic company. Whomever those guys may be.

by Xiane on Nov 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

I thought you got into it to be a journalist?

YOUR PRESS CREDENTIALS HAVE BEEN REVOKED!

by HoustonDiehards on Nov 11, 2008 6:04 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You're too nice.

What the? So you’re saying we’re not #1 anymore? That’s messed up man.

We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com

by CB Jack on Nov 11, 2008 6:28 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

You we hate you the most baby

by UofTOrange on Nov 11, 2008 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

don't worry

I still hate alll things JAZZ (including the music) more than I hate Lakers fans.

by grungedave on Nov 11, 2008 10:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

You can hate the Lakers for their fans

but you hate the Jazz for their players and coach. Which should make your hatred of the Jazz stronger. They are the dirtiest team in the league, have been for years. Won almost 1000 games playing that way. Of course, you can’t win a championship playing dirty cough Malone cough Stockton cough Sloan cough

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 11, 2008 8:05 PM CST reply actions 0 recs

Almost a thousand wins?

Um, hate him all you want, but this record will be untouchable.

Sloan Rules.

It isn’t Almost. It is.

right along Stockton’s all-time assist and steals records.

ihavethemelody? Sounds like a Jazz fans handle. Later bitches!!!

We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com

by CB Jack on Nov 11, 2008 10:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

1000 wins

but none of these:

(By which I mean the gold globular thing at the bottom. You don’t have any Hakeems either, though. Just Karl Malone – rapist extraordinaire)

by Only_A_Lad on Nov 11, 2008 11:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

It would be

If the Jazz were still in New Orleans. Where people make music. And drink.

Meat? They're made out of Meat? Meat.

by ihavethemelody on Nov 11, 2008 11:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

And there are non-white people

Let’s hear it for diversity! Yeah!

by Only_A_Lad on Nov 11, 2008 11:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

untouchable record?

Lenny Wilkins spits on 1,000 wins… it’s beneath him

by grungedave on Nov 12, 2008 8:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Really?

With ONE team? Hmm. Maybe if Lenny didn’t get passed around the NBA like a dirty blonde.

We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com

by CB Jack on Nov 12, 2008 5:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

Don't act like you really like Jerry Sloan

We all know that Jazz fans actually hate him. I mean, he had Karl Malone AND John Stockton and couldn’t win a championship

by UofTOrange on Nov 12, 2008 5:58 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs

**CB Jack leaves the room..._

to visit his friend who is african american who is dating a pretty asian girl. He is getting a ride with his friend who is in a wheel chair….who is a red head. *

We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com

by CB Jack on Nov 11, 2008 11:48 PM CST reply actions 0 recs