Well...... [expletive deleted]!!!

by grungedave on Nov 5, 2008 8:53 AM CST

Get ready for some of the loudest expletives you have ever heard...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkk!!!

First the Rockets lose.
Then I get two outed in a poker game.
Then the judge in my big case somehow gets voted out.
Then I see Obama wins.

But since this is a Rockets-themed site, I guess I should stay on topic.

Hey, Tracy... care to play a little defense? Any? Jesus, you made Ray Allen look like he was 23 again.

Hey, Rafer... quit getting T'd up with 2 minutes left in a close game (oh, and stop shooting. Thanks).

Hey, Yao - JUMP!

Hey, Crazy Pills - quit listening to Tracy and just take the ball to the basket. You should never attempt 10 threes in a game. Ever.

Hey, Luis... okay, you're cool. This doesn't apply to you.

Hey, Rick Adelman... don't put Yao back into a game when the reserves are killing it and Yao can't buy a bucket!

Hey, ANYBODY... freakin' box out and get a rebound.

Okay, okay... we're still 3-1, and that projects to a damn good season (60+ wins in fact if the pace holds). I guess I just hoped we could close out the game better this time around. So much for home court advantage against the C's.

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Artest

He’s a career 40% 3 point shooter- so if he’s making them, he can feel free to shoot 10 3 pointers in a game (this isn’t to say that he should shoot 10 contested 3’s).
Last night, on the other hand, he hit only 1 of his last 7 threes.

by jack_ on Nov 5, 2008 3:49 PM CST reply actions

Yao

Yao lost the game for us last night, sorry had to put that out there. How many shots did he have blocked, like four I think right? Hi guys I’m 7’6", I’m standing by myself directly underneath the hoop and I miss a dunk. Who am I? As for Rafer, that technical was unacceptable. I’m thinking he should be benched. OK, I get it, you’re a hoodrat. Now sit down and shut the fuck up!! Let’s see if Brooks can lead this offense. I know his D isn’t as good, but he is better at everything else.

Your a ten, but I'm on eleven!

by JakedaSnake on Nov 5, 2008 6:17 PM CST reply actions