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Rockets: What we have is a failure to launch

Yes, a failure to launch.  I realize I just referenced a horribly shitty Matthew McConaughey movie that co-stars a horse and Terry Bradshaw's bare ass, but that's how I feel about my favorite team this morning. 

First a few thoughts:

That's the Luther Head I remember.  Timid and prone to bad decision making.

Steve Javie and Scott Wall are the two worst officials in the league (non-Violet Palmer division).  To have these two clowns on the same unit is a travesty.  Example:  Aaron Brooks tried to walk away from a bad call....... Javie stares him down and Ts him up anyway, just daring him to react so he can double-T him.  Pathetic.  Wall and Javie also have no idea what a blocking foul is.  My only guess is that if the player wears red/white - it's a foul.  If the defender wears blue/white - it's a charge.  Simple, right?

Chauncey Billups remains the most overrated player in the NBA, but when you get to face Rafer Alston (and have "help" in the form of Scott Wall and Steve Javie), you basically get the numbers Billups put up last night.  But that's not my concern today.

Ron Artest is never going to get a call and he appears *thisclose* to just exploding on an official.  I think there is collusion among the officials to get him to do just that.

Finally, FU schedule makers.  First we have to play a night-game in HOUSTON.  Against San Antonio.  Then we immediately have to jump on a plane to fly to DENVER to play the Nuggets in a city notorious for it being difficult to run and play extended minutes?  Seriously, FU.  There was no need to make Denver the site of the back end of a back-to-back.

Nonetheless, my real concern is that the Rockets are a ground-based team.  There is no "above the rim" action from any of the key contributors.

Look at our rotation:

Yao Ming - 7'6" - Displays a tendency to get blocked by the rim.
Luis Scola - 6-10" - only gorilla dunks in international competition apparently.
Ron Artest - 6'7" - only plays below the rim and takes off balance layups.
Tracy McGrady - 6'8" - The NBA, where this will never happen again.
Rafer Alston - 6'1" - can't even make layups.
Chuck Hayes - 6'6" (?) - dunking is way in his past.
Aaron Brooks - midget-sized - can dunk, but not in traffic.
Brent Barry - 6'8" - yeah, the dunk competition was a LONG time ago.
Shane Battier - 6'8" - still proving that white men can't jump.
Luther Head - 6'3" - I don't even want him playing, much less playing above the rim (which he can't do).

which leaves us:

Carl Landry - 6'9" - okay, so he can dunk, yet on defense he is the prototypical "below the rim" player who rarely blocks shots.
Joey Dorsey - 6'9" - also can dunk.  Also never allowed to play.
Von Wafer - 6'7" - had a very pretty dunk in traffic against Denver.  The Rockets never ran a play for him again. 
Steve Francis - 6'3" - the Franchise used to be able to fly.  Now he's not even allowed to travel with the team.

This team is not "small" - and yet we play small.

This is why Denver (and every other team) continues to have block parties against the Rockets.  There simply are no high-fliers on offense.  And on defense, the only shot-blocker is Yao.... but with the likes of Javie and Wall still being employed, teams can run into Yao with impunity because Yao will always get the foul called on him.  Because of this, the Rockets have to play perfect defense to shut a team down.  And then we can only hope the bal doesn't bounce funny and we can secure a rebound.  Rebounding has all of a sudden become a major problem (which would be solved if Ricky would let Scola play more, but I digress.......)

Because of the Rockets' inability to play above-the-rim, this is why teams pack it in and make guys like Rafer, Luther and Artest shoot all those fadeaway 3s.  The percentages just are not in our favor there.  But we keep doing it.  Which is what frustrates me more.  Mistakes are okay... making the same mistake repeatedly every game is not.  I mean, come on, you have a 7'6" guy on your team.  Learn how to make a post entry pass and then cut to the basket.  Easy layups.  We have yet to even attempt a play like that this year.  Instead the play is "Pass to Yao, stand around, look surprised when Yao passes back out... turnover."  Ugh.

Daryl Morey needs to acquire 2 pieces:  A backup C (the Marcus Camby suggestion is nothing short of brilliant) and an "above the rim" type - which I thought we had in Gerald Green last year, but his 10 cent head couldn't keep up.  We still need that  young, athletic guy to just give opposing team's a different look from time to time.

I just never want to see a game like I watched last night.  Ever again.

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Steve Javie, IMO, has passed Joey Crawford as the worst, most egotistical referee in basketball. The technical on Brooks was a joke. Violet Palmer doesn’t know what she’s doing, but at least she doesn’t stare down the players after calling a T.

You are right, your team needs more athleticism. They got Dorsey in the draft, but seeing how he played in college I don’t think he can offer anything on offense. A mediocre player with a good head on his shoulders and great athleticism would probably put the rockets in championship contention (which they are very close to right now).
However, athleticism isn’t the only problem – you are a jump shooting team. Even if players can’t jump, if they slash into the paint and jump into a shot blocker, they can get their shot up and maybe get a foul.

Ron Artest is an offensive foul waiting to happen. There were a few times I was amazed they didn’t call a foul on him, i.e. bull rushing Renaldo Balkman. However, the refs try to make up for those calls, and don’t send him to the line when he gets hacked.

I was excited to see the match up of Scola and Martin. I was a bit disappointed to see Martin dominate it so much – Scola needs a bit more PT though. They are about the same height and have similar games, I see Martin as 30% more athletic and Scola with %20 more hustle.

May god let one of our teams get out of the FIRST ROUND of the playoffs!

by Missing Lynx on Dec 1, 2008 12:41 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree with a lot of what you said

Except for Artest and the offensive foul. He’s an extremely smart player. He doesn’t bull rush guys standing still. He goes after them when the move their feet incorrectly. That’s why they are fouls and not of the offensive variety.

by UofTOrange on Dec 1, 2008 12:44 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

I’m mostly going off of a few plays. I’ve watched Artest play for a long time, and he usually is pretty solid, and often gets the short end of the stick when it comes to fouls.

by Missing Lynx on Dec 1, 2008 2:29 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As much as I'm glad Artest is gone

I will say he was always consistent with ref’s: he rarely argued.

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by pookeyguru on Dec 5, 2008 12:12 AM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where is the "D"?

While I agree with your comments on the lack of offensive alternatives for the Rockets, which were clearly outlined by the way the Nuggets played last night, to me the main issue was defense.

Even though I did not see the whole game, and please correct me if I’m wrong, from the highlights it seemed like Chauncey Billups was shooting open jumpers all night, while Rafer would only catch up to him when the ball had already gone thru the net. In my opinion, coach Adelman should’ve sent double-teams at Chauncey as soon as Carmelo went out of the game, seeing as how they are their only two players that can create their own shot. Too bad Shane didn’t play…

Nene was a monster on the boards, beating Yao to every loose ball, JR Smith came to play and Luther Head forgot his game in Houston. All in all, it was a close game, as have been most of the Rockets loses (except the Lakers game), Rafer still sucks and there will be another game, lets hope there is a trade before the All-Star break.

by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Dec 1, 2008 1:49 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup

I think Artest was putting too much energy into offense. He’s best when he concentrates on the defensive side…

No Battier…

Yao had NO energy last night… I think he’s the key right now. When he plays with energy, we win.

I am an unabashed fan of Van Gundy. I think his impact on our teams D is wearing off… We are still pretty damn good on D though.

by 34forDreaming on Dec 1, 2008 2:01 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Yao

but he is too easy to neutralize. He had a good start to the game, but it seemed like the nuggets made him work so hard he “punched himself out”, to borrow a boxing term.

by Missing Lynx on Dec 1, 2008 2:37 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it just me

Or did scola play no minutes in the 4th quarter?

The whole “Instead the play is "Pass to Yao, stand around, look surprised when Yao passes back out… turnover.” Ugh." is the same thing that happened with Tracy. We lost Tmac to injury, and all of a sudden, everyone finds out they’re actually ALLOWED to take shots and not stand around watching Tmac. These guys need to learn to stop watching Yao while hes on the post and move around some. And I really hope they don’t learn the hard way with an injury to Yao.

by SackLunch on Dec 1, 2008 3:15 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Plus rebounds

Luther Head’s never been a great rebounder for his position, and the San Antonio game aside I don’t see him averaging the nearly 5 rebounds a game that McGrady’s been hauling in.

by Jeffrey on Dec 1, 2008 10:25 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A lot of gripes

Came over here from Pick Axe and Roll for some analysis on the Rockets. About all I got was a lot of complaining.

I do agree with the ref comments. NBA refs are terrible overall, though basketball is probably the most difficult sport to judge. Calling out the schedule makers? That’s pretty laughable.

I’m not really on board with the Billups is “overrated” comment. Guy doesn’t get a lot of hype and is just consistent. I hope he doesn’t break down like you suggested in the game preview – but I totally disagree with your comments on Billups. Guy has been unreal thus far for Denver and completely changed the momentum of the team.

It’d be nice to see Houston add an athletic player. Denver needed on and found him in JR Smith. It’d be good for Rocket fans if they could find the same…best of luck.

by Gimmons on Dec 2, 2008 3:06 PM CST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're 11-7, and expected to be more like 15-3

So yes, you are going to see a lot of griping.

I don’t think he called out the schedule makers seriously, just said it was a tough road, and it is.

Billups is really good, but he’s not great. He’s been better as a Nugget than I ever saw him as a Piston, and that’s saying something.

I think we need an athletic 5 as a backup for Yao, that’s really all we are missing right now. Well, that and no more injuries

by UofTOrange on Dec 2, 2008 4:00 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And a Starting Point Guard...

Wouldn’t you prefer Andre Miller over Rafer Alston?

by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Dec 2, 2008 6:30 PM CST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Steve Javie is one of the most pathetic piles of excrement to ever pretent to be an NBA ref...

and I agree about the NBA schedulers too. They couldn’t schedule a dentist appointment in reasonable time slot.

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