So, midget eh?

Some years back I was eating at the Avalon Diner, when they had one over by the Summit, when it was still you know, an arena. (Speaking of which, I’d like Lakewood to introduce preachers with smoke, and lasers – At 6’1", from Some Seminary!!! Reverrrrrrrrend Jooooooooooooel OOOOOOOOOOOOOsteen!!!! Like that. It’s only fair to the poor old Summit.)

Anyhow, eating at the Avalon diner, and in come these three enormous, strong-looking dudes, looking for a late breakfast. Totally cut, solid muscle, tats flying proudly. They made me slightly nervous. So. Those big guys? Steve Francis, Moochie Norris, Cuttino Mobley. Small for the NBA is very large for The World. Yes, this was in the Stevie Franchise days.