My greatest fears are coming true!

Those stupid posters made me cringe more then Matt and Bill’s jokes.

Just checking ;-)

Two things:

I’ll gracefully let the obvious “multiplying Mormons” joke pass.

Second, Mormons, who may otherwise be nice people in every respect, are by definition unqualified to judge the quality of ANY booze, or variations thereof.

Finally, I think we need a new nickname for the Jazz, as they are unable, or unwilling to rename themselves. Also, I like jazz music, so the existence of a Utah Jazz is aesthetically painful.

Non family friendly names are thrown out, despite the need to change only one vowel.

I’m thinking either the Utah Tires, or The Utah Radials, in deference to John Salley’s (I think – it may have been Karl Malone) remark that the only black things in Utah were tires and Karl Malone.