An early Christmas gift for Trevor Ariza

by grungedave on Dec 23, 2009 10:09 AM CST in Random Commentary

Will someone please inform Trevor Ariza that he's got this whole "Spirit of Christmas" thing backwards?

Missing layups and free throws at critical times is not considered a proper "gift" to others, Trevor. In fact, it's rather blasphemous. In light of this though, I shall allow you to open one of your Christmas gifts early, Trevor. I hope you find it as appropriate (and necessary) as I do.

Here ya go!

better free throws basketball

It's the Better Basketball - NEW "Better Free Throws" DVD! For, you see Trevor - your shooting form (and results) are about as ugly as Derrick Roland's leg injury from last night.

Now, if you are a good boy tonight against Orlando, maybe you'll find another one in your stocking on Friday!

Ho, ho, ho - MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Hahaha

The Dream Shake ...on Twitter.
"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak

by Tom Martin on Dec 23, 2009 11:06 AM CST reply actions

But was Better Basketball

a back-to-back-to-back champion?

I think not. He needs the Fred McGriff video.

by Xiane on Dec 23, 2009 11:42 AM CST reply actions

but I can only afford the goofy hat

by grungedave on Dec 23, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions

You mean

Tom Emanksi’s Defensive Drills video, sponsored by Fred McGriff? You might as well do the same thing with the Better Basketball video and hire Ben Wallace.

Oh, and for kicks: Royals Hire Tom Emanski

The Dream Shake ...on Twitter.
"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak

by Tom Martin on Dec 23, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions

I'd probably buy that.

I feel a bit bad for McGriff. He had a great career, no hints of wrongdoing, but as he’s one of the most boring guys on earth, all he can get is that video to endorse. He can’t even get a Chinese shoe.

by Xiane on Dec 23, 2009 11:50 AM CST up reply actions