An early Christmas gift for Trevor Ariza
Will someone please inform Trevor Ariza that he's got this whole "Spirit of Christmas" thing backwards?
Missing layups and free throws at critical times is not considered a proper "gift" to others, Trevor. In fact, it's rather blasphemous. In light of this though, I shall allow you to open one of your Christmas gifts early, Trevor. I hope you find it as appropriate (and necessary) as I do.
Here ya go!

It's the Better Basketball - NEW "Better Free Throws" DVD! For, you see Trevor - your shooting form (and results) are about as ugly as Derrick Roland's leg injury from last night.
Now, if you are a good boy tonight against Orlando, maybe you'll find another one in your stocking on Friday!
Ho, ho, ho - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Hahaha
The Dream Shake ...on Twitter.
"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak
But was Better Basketball
a back-to-back-to-back champion?
I think not. He needs the Fred McGriff video.
You mean
Tom Emanksi’s Defensive Drills video, sponsored by Fred McGriff? You might as well do the same thing with the Better Basketball video and hire Ben Wallace.
Oh, and for kicks: Royals Hire Tom Emanski
The Dream Shake ...on Twitter.
"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak
I'd probably buy that.
I feel a bit bad for McGriff. He had a great career, no hints of wrongdoing, but as he’s one of the most boring guys on earth, all he can get is that video to endorse. He can’t even get a Chinese shoe.




















