Rockets v. Cavs - your mini game recap

What a freakin' awesome game.

Cavs led at one point 2-0, then the Rockets decided enough was enough.  Battier and Artest lock down on LeBrick... King Nothing finishes with his worst game as a pro (a Rafer-esque 21 points on 21 shots, with 1 rebound and ZERO assists).

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The only thing I was a witness to today was a Rockets beat-down of the Cavs.  Oh, and the next act in the "Von Wafer is a badass" national tour.  You simply can't leave Von open.  Fouling him isn't an option either.

Your math homework for the day?

Yao > LeBron >> the bone density in Ben Wallace's leg

(I like Big Ben though... that's a tough break of an injury.  No pun intended, Cleveland.  Here's hoping he's back in time for your playoff run.  You gotta beat Boston.  The thought of Starbury with a ring frightens me.)

GO ROCKETS!  I love this team.

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