Open Thread: Nicknames for Battier/Artest
by Tom Martin on Feb 27, 2009 2:09 PM CST
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I'm not very original (well, not at this moment), so I'm going to see what y'all can come up with.
What is a good nickname for the defensive dynamo that is Shane Battier/Ron Artest?
Something along the lines of "Luis Landry," if you're confused. Use the comments section to post your ideas. The best one may win something...you never know.
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Tru Warier and Batman
The Bat Warrior
by goingforthecorner on Feb 27, 2009 4:31 PM CST reply actions
oh, no
It should be easy to come up with some nickname for a Tru Warier and the Whitest Man Alive… and yet…
grrr
I hate it when they mess up my links:
http://thedreamshake.blogspot.com/2007/12/shane-battier-knows-white-people.html
Vanilla Psycho
The white guy and the new and improved Lebron James
If you want to go for the esoteric:
Fracois Ravaillac, because Shane and Ron committed regicide last night.
This is from the Houston Chronicle....
A sports writer from the Houston Chronicle, (Houston Gotham City), wrote yesterday in the Sports section, and he named them, and I think they are going to stick at least here in Houston. “Batt Man and Ron Ron” and those are the best names for them, a fierce force to be reckened with, at least in our comic book world here in Houston!!!
I truly think these nick names fit them quite well.
Thanks from H-Town, Kim Moreland
Or being the side kick...
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by Stephen Higdon on Mar 1, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
DMVP'S or Lebron's Nightmare
or something about 0 for life or somthing
hmmm
What do they call the guards (if any) in front of the Great Wall of China?
there has to be a play on words for “Red” for the Rockets and China, etc.
Batt-Pills
Newly added to the utility belt, these may cause the opposing team to brick shots and lose confidence.
Keepers of the Wall?
Keepers of the Paint? All Star ShutDowns?
i got one
Pinky and The Brain
“One is a genious…the other’s insane!”
I lieterally
Posted it, then removed it thinking it would be dumb. But now after seeing someone else post it, I kind of wish I had. It’s a half decent idea.
"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak
You guys can remove your posts?
who do you think you are, God?
by goingforthecorner on Feb 28, 2009 12:31 AM CST up reply actions
Just one of the many benefits
Of running a blog.
The Crawfishboxes
A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.
by Stephen Higdon on Mar 1, 2009 5:32 PM CST up reply actions
I think we have a winner
“What are you doing tonight Shane?”
“same thing I do every night, Ron, try to defend the world!”
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