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Word of the day: "Heat Check"

Today's word of the day brought to you (indirectly) by Bill Worrell:

Heat Check

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n.  1.  A crazy, usually long-distance, shot attempt taken after making 2-3 consecutive shots in a short amount of time.  2.  A shot that has no chance in hell of going in the basket.  3.  A shot that would make JVG cry if he were your coach. 

Ex.  1 - Every off-balance three-point attempt taken by Rafer Alston in transition.  Also includes any "Rafer" attempt.

Ex. 2 - Shots forced by Ron Artest during a cold-shooting night.  The word is always plural in this instance.

Ex. 3 - Any attempt by Chuck Hayes to shoot the ball farther than 6" away from the rim.

This term of art has caught on in the basketball vernacular over the last ten years or so.  Isiah Thomas used to refer to it as a "kill shot" but since no one wants anything to do with Isiah, his term never caught on. 

Last night Bill Worrell said Rafer was taking a "heat check" shot on a 3 point attempt in transition.  It was a nice way of saying "why the f--k did you shoot that, Rafer?  You know you can't make that shot!"  Worrell also used the same terminology following a Tracy McGrady 28 ft. attempt with 20 seconds on the shot clock during the Chicago game.  Not to ruin the suspense if you DVRd these games, but neither of the attempts would be deemed "successful" -- nor would they qualify as anything close to a proper execution of an offensive set.

Seriously, unless your name is Kobe Bryant (and... it isn't)... after you've made a couple of good shots in a row, keep a level head and realize that shooting from 30 feet away with two defenders on you when you have no teammates to rebound...... well, that just may not be the best idea.  No matter how much you are feeling it or believe to be in The Zone.  Someone truly in The Zone would just go make a simple layup.  (note:  the above advice does not apply to those name "Alston, Rafer".)

edit:  I would have used a picture of Rafer instead, but apparently he's not very photogenic when he's taking jumpshots and Google Images was of no help.

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As much as I like the new Artest picture, the Alston picture is a classic.

by Only_A_Lad on Feb 5, 2009 2:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have many...

Alston pics are awesome:

by grungedave on Feb 5, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

I can’t get pics to post for some stupid reason.

by grungedave on Feb 5, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

"....It is more about them than it is about the team. Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot coach with them. Can’t do it. I want winners!" - Mike Singletary

by DennardC on Feb 5, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not to detract from my love for this word.

But this actually came from Matt McHale at Basketbawful, though I’m sure it was used many times before. Still love it though.

"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak

by Tom Martin on Feb 5, 2009 2:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

dude...

“Heat Check” has been a term for a long, long, long time.
It just has a special new meaning among the Rockets.

by grungedave on Feb 5, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think

my next “word o’ the day” shall be either:
a. Charles Oakley Disease
b. Kevin Willis Disease

by grungedave on Feb 5, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

uh...
Ex. 3 – Any attempt by Chuck Hayes to shoot the ball farther than 6" away from the rim.

The Chuck Wagon never tries a heat check, because Hayes has never, ever gotten “hot.”

by Only_A_Lad on Feb 5, 2009 2:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

and...

we have the free throw line to prove that

by grungedave on Feb 5, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

actually,

his free throws are something of a heat check. If I’m able to laugh at Chuck’s free throw attempts, then the Rockets are on a hot streak. If I cover my eyes and mutter curses to the heavens, then the Rockets have definitely gone cold.

by Only_A_Lad on Feb 5, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Depressing

I took a peak at the standings today. I never thought the Mavericks would ever be ahead of us in the standings this year.

by goingforthecorner on Feb 5, 2009 3:24 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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