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The Houston Rockets and the undefeated February that wasn't.

The Rockets were supposed to go undefeated in February.  The only truly "hard" game they had was against the LeBrons.  And that ended up being a 20 point victory in the good guys' favor.  So what happened?

Well...

there was the Memphis game.  Memphis owns us somehow.  This I cannot explain.

Then there was the Milwaukee game.  Forever to be known as the day Tracy McGrady lost the ability to dunk a basketball.  On a 10' rim, that is.

Then Tracy went doctor-shopping and found out that his knee was in really bad shape.  The words microfracture were uttered, but sadly not as a joke. 

The Rockets then curb-stomped Sacramento before heading into the All Star break.

Yao got to rest.  Scola and Brooks got to enjoy the sophomore game. 
(Meanwhile, T-Mac partied with Puffy.)

Upon return from the Break, the Rockets went on a run... T-Mac announced to the world that he was out for the year before his own coach and teammates knew it.  T-Mac went under the knife.  Again.  He is now officially out for the season.

Then the Rockets made my year and traded Rafer Alston for Kyle Lowry.  Trading Rafer Alston for Stan Van Gundy's dirty laundry would have been an upgrade, too.

After that, the Rockets really kicked it into gear.  Aaron Brooks shot down the pesky Mavericks (those in Dallas would say that Dirk shot his own team down.)

The Rockets capped a 6-game winning streak by forcing LeBron James into his worst game as a pro.  Ever.  That was nice.

Naturally, the Rockets then got cocky and blew a 16 point lead to the Bulls.  Pass the ball, ABZ.  Stop shooting off-balance jumpers when Scola is open, Crazy Pills.  Oh, and look for the 7'6" guy standing right next to the basket.  kthxbai.

In the end?  What should have been an 11-0 month was an 8-3 month.  Not bad... but we still play in a division with San Antonio, New Orleans and Dirk.  Giving away games to the likes of Memphis, Milwaukee and Chicago is going to hurt a lot in April.  A whole hell of a lot. 

Now?  Now it looks like we might be on pace to play the Utah Jazz in the playoffs again.  Which is okay, I say.  Bring 'em on.  Third time is a charm.  Or something like that.

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In a not-that-unrelated story - the Rockets travel to podunkville to play the aforementioned Utah Jazz this Wednesday.  A (convincing) win there will go a long way to future playoff success.  At least I hope so.

Go Rockets! 

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Undefeated February...

Meanwhile the Jazz went 10-1 in February, beating the Lakers, New Orleans and Boston.

It’ll be awesome if we beat Utah in podunkville and end their 8 game winning streak, looking forward to an all out battle…

by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Mar 2, 2009 4:49 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

My prediction:

Rockets 297-13

Yao goes 115pts, 23 boards, 12 assists, 36 blocks, and 10 assists. Artest breaks off Kyle Korver’s leg and beats him with it.

by Only_A_Lad on Mar 2, 2009 4:52 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

whoah

that last category should be steals, not phantom assists. Gotta keep it realistic.

by Only_A_Lad on Mar 2, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

can I get

I’d rather Artest just pull Korver’s hair and make him cry.
more drama-filled that way.

by grungedave on Mar 2, 2009 5:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

shit,

he can make him cry screech like a little girl just by taking a jump shot

korver jazz suck 2

korver jazz suck 1

God, I hate him so much.

by Only_A_Lad on Mar 2, 2009 5:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

are those pictures foreal???
omg !!………

by xsupan0va on Mar 2, 2009 9:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

lol the rockets team cant get the ball to yao -_-

by xsupan0va on Mar 2, 2009 9:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

The thing we all tend to ignore because of the patheticness of the D is that if he had stuck his hand up in the air to try and stop the shot, he’d be called for a foul.

Especially in the Finley pic, where he’s leaning in to try and draw the foul (stupid rule, by the way…)

by UtesFan89 on Mar 3, 2009 7:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it's not that

It’s not him trying to avoid the foul… it’s the girl-ish look on his face while he’s doing it. Ashton Korver is such a priss.

by grungedave on Mar 3, 2009 8:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Cute Pictures

I wonder how the Championship Ring will look on his pretty hands?

The Rockets WILL lose on Wed. Mark it bitches. Get ready for a 6-8 seed.

We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com

by CB Jack on Mar 2, 2009 10:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If you think Kyle was scared of Rashad McCants or Mike Finley...

…Wait til he meets our friend Ron.

"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak

by Tom Martin on Mar 2, 2009 11:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

Matt Harpring is still alive?
Who knew?

by grungedave on Mar 3, 2009 8:47 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ring?

The trade deadline has passed…
Rockets not trading for Ashton, so he won’t be getting a ring this year.

by grungedave on Mar 3, 2009 8:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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