As if we needed more reasons to make fun of the Utah Jazz (and their fans)
by grungedave on Mar 4, 2009 2:47 PM CST
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PrintThis was the winning photo in a TBJ ticket giveaway to see the Rockets destroy the home team tonight. Yes, I am totally serious.
via truebluejazz.com
... sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
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tweedle-dumb on the right
has a pretty awesome ’stache.
Tweedle-dee bears a resemblance to the famed cockmongler:
Dude on the right . . .
. . . looks like a slightly more svelte horatio sanz.
Dude on the left looks like an icelandic fisherman wearing a an old school football cloth chinstrap.
by Billy Clyde Gillispie on Mar 4, 2009 3:11 PM CST reply actions
Jerks
Seriously guys? We thought the picture was a joke too. it’s not. These guys are dead serious.
Fans like that deserve tickets. Anyway. The final joke will be on you when the Rockets lose tonight. I would even go as far as to say it could be a blow out.
Ya’ll suck as judges!
We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com
Adolf Hitler?
The man in your profile picture bears a striking resemblance.
It makes since to me that out of all the teams in the nba, Adolf would pull for the jazz. Nice work.
interesting.
Please hold. The True Blue Jazz marketing machine is hard at work….
(This coming from a guy with an avatar of South Park Hitler)
We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com
riiiiiight
Yeah, my avatar of an 8 year old, fat cartoon character dressing as Hitler for Halloween… like… totally defines who I am as a person. Absolutely.
The internet rules
But be glad you missed that second half
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Thanks Guys!!!
I’m the lucky fella on the right owning a mustache that not only the city of Houston but all of Texas is jealous of. Best luck in the lottery this offseason though!! I hope you can draft the next tracy mc(my team is better without me)grady.
by murderousmalone on Mar 4, 2009 11:53 PM CST reply actions
what lottery do you speak of?
the mustache lottery?
certainly you aren’t talking about the NBA lottery…
for even after last night I can still yell “scoreboard! (standings)”
Your mustache brings all the boys to the yard
In all seriousness, you got to see a great game for a little internet shaming. Not a bad trade-off
www.TheDreamShake.com Co-Founder and Writer
So True
The whole great state of Texas is jealous of your “I want to be Ron Jeremy look alike stache”.
You are a true physical specimen that is destined for stardom. We all bow down to your glory and your powerful fake porno stache.
Lottery.
The only thing keeping you out of the lottery is Phoenix.
We bleed True Blue.
www.truebluejazz.com
goddamn
if you’re going to fucking talk trash, make sure it doesn’t apply to you.
L.A. Lakers1
San Antonio2
Denver3
Portland4
Houston5
New Orleans6
Utah7
Dallas8
The only things keeping us out of the lottery are the Hornets, Mavs, Phoenix, and OH YEAH THE FUCKIN JAZZ
Sorry it slipped my mind.
You don’t make the lottery if you make the playoffs and lose in the first round, maybe we need a rule change to help you out. I’m just glad you couldn’t find a way to defend your tmac though
ummm, why?
Why would I defend T-Mac?
/anyway, much props to you. I certainly wouldn’t have the balls to allow someone to post a pic of me like that on the Interwebs. Plus I’m going to use this image every time we play Utah from now on!
These are great!!
I’m just a little offended because it looks like more effort was put into the gay biker than the hitler. Maybe I’m wrong. I’m glad you enjoyed the picture though
by murderousmalone on Mar 5, 2009 11:26 PM CST up reply actions
I appreciate the honor
I’m proud to represent rockets fans interpretation of Jazz fans!! We’ll see you the 24th.
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