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Luis Scola's parents

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His father, Rocky Dennis.

 

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His mother, the chick from Creed.

GO BLAZERS!

 

In all seriousness, I have really enjoyed the respectful back and forth our two sites have been able to partake in since this series started. 

My heart goes out to Dikembe Mutombo.  I was glad he got a standing-O from the Rose Garden crowd.  I've loved his game since his M & M days with Alonzo Mourning at Georgetown. 

Speaking of which, a buddy of mine, JJ, went to university there at the same time as Mutombo.  Dikembe didn't have full command of the English language at that time and when JJ saw him go into a D.C. bar to hit on ladies the only pickup line he could muster was, "Who wants to sex Mutombo?".

After last night's game I want to sex B. Roy.

 

PeaceLoveAndHappiness,

BlazerTag

No cursing in title. No pirated material, such as links to online game streams. Do not cut/paste entire sections of content from other websites. Thanks.

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BlazerTag, you should know better than to make fun of people’s appearances, no matter how long and ugly their faces may be.

You should be ashamed.

Love,

BlazerTag

by BlazerTag on Apr 22, 2009 5:38 AM CDT reply actions  

No dude, it's cool.

I welcome this post with arms wide open, because I am not an animal.

by TimG on Apr 22, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Just when I was getting down, you took me higher.

by BlazerTag on Apr 22, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

mutumbo

that line of who wants to sex mutombo is a cult story here in houston. they used to have a website and shirts but im not sure why they were taken down.

anyways, this year is now FOR deke!

by fiddycent on Apr 22, 2009 9:34 AM CDT reply actions  

DEKE

Long live the great one. It appears there will be no new stories to tell. I wish him all the luck

by mutombo4life on Apr 22, 2009 11:03 AM CDT reply actions  

I'd heard about that...

Mutumbo’s pick up line. I’m so glad it’s true. I’ll bet it worked.

by jamesjonesismyhero on Apr 22, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Only a future NBA guy can get away with that line! He will be missed.

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on Apr 22, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Luis Scola is related to the UPS guy

"Cathartic? I didn't go to college, I don't know what cathartic means."
Kobe Bryant

by kono on Apr 23, 2009 12:30 AM CDT reply actions  

And this is his explanation of how Houston got the playoffs

"Cathartic? I didn't go to college, I don't know what cathartic means."
Kobe Bryant

by kono on Apr 23, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

"The brownies,'' Fernandez said after the game. "The brownies are good for me to make three-points.''

by Sabonis4Ever on Apr 23, 2009 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

no no no

Scola is Russell Brand (english comedian who was in forgetting sarah marshall)

Frye-lock and I'm on top rock you like a cop

by pklym on Apr 23, 2009 12:51 AM CDT reply actions  

LMAO!!!!

Think Scola would rather have his arm around Sarah Marshall or Adelman?

"Yes I have received many, many blessings. I am so, so happy!"

by SexMutumbo on Apr 26, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

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