There's no beating around the bush. Just like Portland and Houston have different types of playing styles, Texans and Oregonians is different types of folks.
Me? I'm from the east coast, so I claim impartiality.
I've been to Texas, and worked closely with Texans, and you guys make no sense to me. I once got flipped off on the highway near Dallas by some rednecks for either having a New Jersey plate, or a Japanese car. Maybe both.
I live in Portland, and you guys make no sense to me, either. I've flipped you guys off on the road because most of you don't understand how to drive in a consistent, predictable way.
Shall we celebrate the difference with a little poll? Let me know if you have any other poll ideas!