Rockets vs. Lakers - The Trolling Spot
by UofTOrange on May 11, 2009 7:57 AM CDT
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Alright everyone, this idea was suggested by timbo in another thread. I'm opening this up to trolling. You can say whatever you want here. Warning to readers :
THERE WILL BE TROLLS
There will be cussing - don't keep reading if you're not up for it
There will be personal attacks
The only thing I can think of that will get you banned is racial or biggoted remarks. We have no need for this, don't be the idiot that does it. (I reserve the right to change this, but I will post something/delete the comment if something slaps me in the face and simply warn that person)
And in 6 months or so, maybe in time for the beginning of next season we are going to have some shirts made up. The best post from someone that has a real email address in their profile is getting a shirt. This is strictly going on my opinion, it could be a Lakers or a Rockets fan that wins.
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Robert Horry was heavily overrated
He won a few titles as a role-player and is etched into the public’s memory because of a few long jump shots. Big whoop. He just wasn’t that great of a player.
by Only_A_Lad on May 11, 2009 8:26 AM CDT reply actions 6 recs
rec
Roy is the best player in the world with the exception of Incarcerated Mike from Queensbridge .
by Nick Van Excellent on May 11, 2009 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions
Hating Robert Horry is never a problem in Kings land....
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Following Game 4
Kobe finally understood the pain he had inflicted on that woman in Colorado. He now understood what it felt like to be a victim. Shane Battier was so agressive…
All these boundaries - Africa, Asia, Malaysia, America - are set by men. But you don't have to look at boundaries when you are looking at a man - at the character of a man. The question is: What do you stand for? Are you a follower, or are you a leader? -Hakeem Olajuwon
by SlatonShuffle on May 11, 2009 8:35 AM CDT reply actions 7 recs
But really means yes!
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions
The Bynum Graphic
Soon to become an obligatory playoff feature:
2009 : Season/Playoffs
PPG : 14.3 / 4.3
RPG : 6.2 / 2.9
MPG : 29 / 14
FG% : .56 / .42
Towel-waving : C- / A+
by Chuck DeBruce on May 11, 2009 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Rec’d for the towel waiving stat. :D
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Shane would be classified as a "classless" player
if he started screaming “HE CAN’T GUARD ME!” last night.
"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle
wouldn't classifying him
make him not classless and if so what would happen? He would therefore be in a class so he can’t be classless but then he would no longer be in that class so you could classify him as classless again but that makes him in a class. AHHHHH
I'd pay a lot to see a video
of Battier screaming “You can’t guard me!” at Kobe.
Go to the light. Go to the light...
Me too...
cause kobe would score 123 points the next game.
That’s the problem with kobe…even when you do get the best of him you can’t tell him about it cause he’ll make sure you get clowned twice as bad the next time.
By the way,
that picture makes it look like Odom’s getting it up the butt.
"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle
You know what they say, “photographs don’t lie.”
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Cue picture of Yao giving birth.
I know it’s coming assholes.
"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle
I thought that graphic that TNT
used yesterday to show the Houston starting lineup looked like AB was giving Chuck Hayes his O-Face.
"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018
by Artest4Prez on May 11, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And he LOVES the comfort of his new tampax light days.
Go to the light. Go to the light...
by Xiane on May 11, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yao And Mutumbo Have Zero Heart
Talk about no Center, and I don’t just mean the position. Our bigs can’t be relied upon, because of no heart, no intestinal fortitude, and the lack of will to win. Pretty much the opposite of Rudy’s comments on the heart of a Champion.
Oh yeah, everyone say thanks Les for hiring such a dumb ass pussy for a GM. The guy couldn’t find a good deal if it landed on his fucking face and started flopping around. Fucking moron is an understatement.
And speaking of moron floppers, Scola is a pansy ass flopper Euro trash butt pirate that spends more time greasing his hair that working on hustling to the ball. What a Douche. WE got fleeced on that trade. Thanks asshole, I mean Morey!!
I am starting a petition to get Rafer back. He was our team, and now we have a couple of no talent assholes running the point. Rafer IS the best PG in the game and we just gave him to Orlando. Brooks couldn’t score in Tiajuana on nickle night, and Lowrey is a fucking pussy. Thanks again rim job, I mean Morey!
Don’t get me started on Artest. He is a fucking headcase poser wanna be badass. Kobe fucking owns him, along with some fat guy in Detroit. He is lucky he didn’t get his ass whipped by Kobe, who is the real deal. Fuck Ron, and thanks dick head, I mean Morey for signing all these no talent assholes!!
I fucking hate Houston and Texas!! Yall are a bunch of hick ass sister fuckers who can’t spell talent, much less know what the fuck that means. Just look at your dumb ass GM!!
I’m fucking moving back to Canada where the real people are from instead of the pussy ass state/ country!!!
(My troll impression)
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
by USMC_Texas on May 11, 2009 9:23 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You're supposed to be talking trash about the Lakers, not your team
lol
www.TheDreamShake.com Co-Founder and Writer
LOL
You know me Lee, I jumped in a bucket of peroxide after writing this. Everything is pretty much opposite. LOL
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
Yeah
But you gotta admit, pretty fucking good troll comments!
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
-1 Rec for USMC_Texas
:P
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
Actually
Yao and Mutumbo ARE the soul on our BAD ASS team. I can’t speak highly enough about them.
Les should get a medal for hiring resident genius Morey who fucking rocks. Now if we could clone him twice for the Astros and Texans…..
Scola is all hustle and what an acquisition. You got to love getting over on San Antonio!
Rafer is Rafer, and we are better off with Brooks and Lowrey. Two young tons of upside PG’s.
Artest is a maniac who does right by the community and I would love to be on his side of a bar fight.
Kobe reminds me of a preppy little rich kid that is BEGGING for an ass whipping. Shaq said it best in a rap song.
Texas is the greatest State in the Union and it is not even close. California has nice weather but sucks enormous donkey balls aside from that.
USA is the greatest Nation on the planet, and that too is not even close.
Canada pretty much sucks (not sure why I included them but whatever)
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
by USMC_Texas on May 11, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Totally need to shop MIT for more Houston GM's
Daryl Morey took all of about a month in office to become the most successful GM. His formula…find unknown young talent that you can get cheap and plug them in. Ed Wades strategy? Find old overpaid shithole players and trade away all of our young talent for them.
And good for you for including Canada! They like to fuck their own mooses and suck the cum out of the moose’s asshole with a straw. Then they go snowball their mothers who take the cum, eat their younger sister out and get her pregnant. To say inbreeding does this no kind of justice.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Yao is faking injuries
Because he’s not getting enough shots and can’t stand Adelman doing nothing about it.
And he’ll keep doing that until Morey signs a decent backup so he can cruise for half the season and everybody will see how much this team depends on him.
(Sorry, gonna take a bath now).
Tough vs Cheapshot
Tough is Battier with blood streaming down his face or Yao playing with a broken foot.
Cheapshot is Fisher elbowing Scola when he isn’t looking
LA does not know the difference.
Tough is going for the rebounds like Chuck or throwing your body on the loose balls like Alston. Being a human pylon like Bynum is not tough.
Lakers are Pretend Tough like Silicon Implants are pretend tits.
Looks good but it just isn’t real.
:)
by AWSF on May 11, 2009 12:01 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
You know why Kobe won't win a championship without Shaq?
Because the post-season cuts into his rapin’ time.
Go to the light. Go to the light...
Put the gun down there buddy.
It was just a joke.
"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018
I'll
get my turn when Kobe’s done.
"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018
RON ARTEST GOT EJECTED
BECAUSE HE TRIED TO KISS KOBE, WATCH THE REPLAY, HE RAN THE ENTIRE COURT SO THAT HE COULD WHISPER IN HIS EAR AND KISS HIM. KOBE DIDN’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT, WATCH THE REPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will take your mom out for a nice seafood dinner
AND NEVER CALL HER BACK
www.TheDreamShake.com Co-Founder and Writer
by UofTOrange on May 11, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!!!
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
Dorothy Mantooth is a smelly pirate hooker who lives on whore island. And oh yeah, she has a small brain. It’s science…
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Lakers Locke Room Rules
#12
Do not drop the soap in the shower after a loss while Kobe in there with you.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
what if someone doesn’t mind that? Huh, fucking rockets fans acting like they know everything and thinking everybody thinks just like them. Well, you know what, go fuck yourself, some people can drop the soap if they want to fucking drop the soap. Who are you to tell them otherwise? I bet they fucking drop the soap on purpose in the Rocket’s shower after a win on purpose to celebrate. Ron Artest and Von Wafer getting all sudsy and with the steam. I bet Battier and Landry jerk off in the corner just watching it. Don’t get me fucking started about Yao who is probably giggling about it like a fucking school girl. Adelman probably tapes it and then jerks off to it at home and then goes over the film the next day to critique who isn’t dropping the soap correctly. Jeeze, I can’t believe how gay all the Rockets are. That is so gross. THE FUNNY THING IS, I’M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!! THIS IS WHAT THEY ACTUALLY DO! If you don’t believe me, well i have proof. Yeah, what are you going to do!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!! That’s why tracy mcgradddyy wanted to get traded, he couldn’t stand being in the gang rape shower with everyone else. AND YOU KNOW WHAT! They injured him because he was going to leave and tell other people about it. That is so baddd i can’t believe they would do that. Yao was basically like, TRACY YOU CAN NOT LEAVE WE HAVEN’t GOTTEN YOU ENOUGH!!!!!! AND THEN THEY MADE HIM GET SURGERY SO HE COULDN’T LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T FUCKIN BELIEVE HOW GAY TEHY ARE JEEZEEE!!!!! AT LEAST KOBE RAPES GIRLS!!!!!!
by 3eyes on May 11, 2009 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
See the thing is...
it’s a trolling contest. And you’re losing. Go home.
Go to the light. Go to the light...
I’d rather go to my home than your shitty little texas shack. WHAT TIME DO YOU HAVE TO GET UP TO MILK THE COWS? SHOULDN’T YOU BE HARVESTING THE FIELDS NOW?
Wait it's harvest the fields and milk the cows?
Not the other way?
Go to the light. Go to the light...
3eyes
Don’t get mad at me man. I’m just reading off their rules. Take your problems up with Laker Management. :)
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey third eye
Basically you suck. You start off defending soap droppers, and then go into a (too detailed by the way) homoerotic fantasy about soap dropping. Then you defend Raping women which may be cool in cali, but in Texas will get you shot. It’s ok, buddy. No one cares if you are gay. Just come out and admit to yourself what everyone already knows about you.
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
i can’t believe all you fucking texans who just grab your guns and basically just say, “let’s go shoot some fuckers” REALLY? what the fuck is wrong with yyou what happened to the law and the FUCKING CONSTITUTIONNNNN!!!!!!?? WAHT THE FUCKKKK you guys are just sitting in youyr fucking trailer. SHOULDN’T YOU GO WATCH THE BORDER OR SOMETHING I DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD COMPUTERS THERE. when did you get electricity?
Questions Answered
To your first point which was I believe how you can’t believe all us fucking Texans who just grab our guns and basically say, ’let’s go shoot some fuckers."
Now come on. You are dumber than I previously expected. That is some stupid shit to say. Uh, no all us Texans don’t say that.
To answer your next question, there are a few things wrong with the constitution, but it is fundamentally sound. This is the reason for us being the greatest and strongest country on the planet. As for what is wrong with the law, you will have to be more specific as there happens to be more than one.
To your next “intelligent” question of “WAHT THE FUCKKKK you guys are just sitting in youyr fucking trailer.”, the answer is no. Don’t own a trailer, but I do have a shed for my lawn mower. Never sat in it though.
Next is “SHOULDN’T YOU GO WATCH THE BORDER OR SOMETHING”. Ok, now this is priceless to me because I actually rode across the border from Tijuana into California in the trunk of a car, and I thought the exact same thing. The answer is No 3eyes. We should have the military watch it for us.
The next thing is a statement of how you were not aware of us having computers as you post on a Houston Rockets blog that was set up by a computer. Just a little irony there.
And lastly we got electricity in the 18th century thanks to a kite, a key, and a dude named Ben.
Are there any more dumb ass statements of questions that I can clarify for you?
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
oh wow
I learned something today. That’s pretty cool that you got electricity at the same time. I don’t really have any other questions right now but if I think of anything else, I’ll let you know. Thank you for the clarifications. I really do appreciate it.
electricity....
We all share one computer built in 1985. Be patient as it takes everyone a while to share so we can respond to your mighty intellect.
by texasag on May 11, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
fuck you you fucking shit fuck
HOUSTON SUCKS!!!!
LAKERZ RULLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
dude
my mom died two years ago, i thought this was just supposed to be fun. you don’t have to be a dick about it and bring up my dead mom
Gross
If your mom died two years ago, then Xiane and Artest4prez fucked a really ugly old dead lady.
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
Then
They fucked a REALLY ugly ghost!
It takes a big man to walk away, but a bigger man to break his freaking jaw!
thats beastiality
do the world a favor and just bend over.
"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay
In case you're wondering, Hard Gay is married.
Sigh.
No one is really making fun of your mom. Why would I do that? But see, when you have a vicious trolling contest you say things you normally wouldn’t say. It’s part of it.
And you know, coming over on the plane from Tibet, I worried that no one ever could love an orphan like me. And that pretty much turned out to be true.
Go to the light. Go to the light...
Come on man
This is like arguing with a 4 year old, or for that matter, Kobe
Check out nickandroll.blogspot.com
3 eyes
I’m gonna punch you in the ovaries, straight shot, right in the baby-maker.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions
of course you are.
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
This is the best thing I've ever read
Can I get all of it on a t-shirt and a couple hats? With “getting all sudsy and with the steam” in bold? I’d rec this a million times if I could.
Life is hilarious.
WOW
This is the most fun ive had in a while. OK. Let me try.
FUCK THE LAKERS AND ALL THE DIRTY SHIT EATING BEACH HIPPIES IN CALI. THEY CAN ALL FUCK THEIR MOTHERS, THEN DIE THEMSELVES. NOONE LIKES YOU. THE WHOLE COUNTY HATES YOU. ITS NOT JEALOUSY EITHER LIKE SOME OF YOU LAKERS FANS TELL YOURSELVES. WE REALLY HATE YOU ALL. YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF TREE HUGGING PUSSY FAGGOTS. I TAKE BACK THE FAGGOT PART. THAT WOULD BE AN INSULT TO POLL SMOKERS EVERYWHERE TO BE COMPARED TO YOU. YOU SHOULD ALL DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND MAKE TOAST IN THE SHOWER. PLEASE DO THIS BEFORE KOBE RAPES ANYONE ELSE. FUCK YOU ALL. YOU’RE ALL FUCKING CLOWN SHOES.
by mutombo4life on May 11, 2009 4:00 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
COUNTY SHOULD HAVE BEEN COUNTRY
but i prob could have said that anybody with self respect hates them
by mutombo4life on May 11, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
your mom got jealous of the fact...
That my dick is bigger than hers. Although her’s is more hairy and covered in herpes.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
poop covered dick?
you went with fuck and dick but just couldnt bring yourself to say shit? wow. I really am arguing with a 12 year old
by mutombo4life on May 11, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
why don't you go sex mutombo?
and then fondle his balls with your tongue and tickle his butthole with your eyelashes you fucking pervert
Hey if anyone fucked my dad with a poop covered dick...
I think it must have been your hairy big dicked mom cause last time I checked the only equipment your dad was working with was a gonnoreah infested puss-filled pussy hole.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
its awesome how this post has way more comments than any other one
(besides the game threads of course)
haha you mean 3eyes
i dont see anyone else around here just yet :)
The Typical Lakers Fan Profile
Favorite Teams:
NBA: Lakers
MLB: Yankees
NFL: Cowboys
NHL: Montreal
Boxing: De La Hoya
College Football: USC or Notre Dame (Old School Fans)
College Basketball: UNC
About Me: I love the Lakers as long as they win…I’m kind of becoming interested in Cleveland since that Lebron fellow looks like he’ll start winning a lot. He looks so big and strong. I’d let him take it to the hole (if you know what I mean).
In Baseball, My favorite player is ARod. I think he is just misunderstood. He is sooooooo goooood loooking and he’s been with my favorite singer ever, Madonna. I have so many questions about what she’s like.
The only sports figure I want more than Arod is that cute Tony Romo fellow. He needs to step away from that Jessica Simpson slut. The Cowboys play soooooo hard. I can’t believe the NFL didn’t rig their games like the NBA does to get it’s best franchise into the playoffs last year.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 4:56 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
P.S. Also from Lakers fan,
I have never been to LA before and would love to go sometime.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
The typical Laker's fan has a rich life,
imagining himself as the meat in a Kobo/Gasol sandwich.
Go to the light. Go to the light...
Love being the salami
Especially when I’m Slathered with mayonaisse.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Notre Dame
They are almost as bad as those douche bag longhorn fans.
HOOK EM HORNS
"Just ain't the same, gang of nerds on the internet
Slanndering your name behind that screen name
They're lame and their life is pretty plain
M&M's with no nuts
Won't show up face-to-face, straight bitch made"
-Big Boi of Outkast
it's not written enough like
kobe iz da best in teh world, so all you bitchez lay off him now! u tink ur team plays busketball with yao and scoola and laundry (it’s important that they misspell EVERY other player’s name) but kobe is better than every1 and YOU SUCK YOU SUCK HAHA!
Once upon a time the Suns got out on the break... and along came Steve sucKerr
Yeah As much as I'd like to believe Kobe is a rapist...
I don’t buy him actually forcing himself upon a human female. If the allegations had been levied by a sheep than I’d probably think he was guilty. Kobe just doesn’t like human pussy
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
A typical Rockets Fan Profile
NBA: Rockets
MLB: Astros
NFL: Texans
NHL: FUCK HOCKEY
BOXING: WE FIGHT EACH OTHER WE’RE FUCKING TEXAS MOTHER FUCKERS
COLLEGE FOOTBALL: MACK BROWN’S NUTS IN MY MOUTH
COLLEGE BASKETBALL: LONGHORNS MOTHERFUCKER
About me: I live in a shit hole known as Houston, we basically are a hole of shit. You may have heard of it because it is America’s most obese city. I am also a fat lazy fat ass mother fucker. I like guns and having a big hard dick in my ass… and mouth. I am basically a fan of anything that is shitty like my hometown, Houston, TX. Whenever my teams suck (which is basically all the time), I just eat my feelings away. That is probably why I am such a fat slob who sucks on dick. It sucks that all of my teams suck dick but I guess they are just like me.
I also like to live in a fucking trailer and watch NASCAR. I am basically a hick who does nothing with their life. In my freetime, I like to watch replays of the Rocket’s championships in 94 and 95. We were only able to win those because Jordan played baseball but we still earned them and are the fucking shit.
Did I mention that I was a fat piece of shit?
by 3eyes on May 11, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Douchebag, do you not realize...
That sports fans do not have to love their team in their state. Half of these jackass Lakers fans are probably from Texas and jumped ship when T-Mac got hurt. If the Lakers were not in the playoffs this year, there would be zero people on Silver Screen and Roll because the honest to god truth is that at least 97% of Lakers fans are bandwagon jumpers. As a Rockets fan from Michigan, I would have to say that Texans don’t really bother me, but pretty much every state in this area can’t stand people from California because all of you are a bunch of arrogant jackasses who give off a vibe that you are so far beyond anyone else. Thank you for proving me right
Check out nickandroll.blogspot.com
I guess my troll worked
Allow me to step out of the persona I have created for myself in the thread.
I am trying to be a huge dickhead. I don’t believe what I am writing, ok? I am trying to have fun with this. I thought a “stereotypical, bandwagon-jumping” Lakers fan would give everyone something to play off of with their trolls and if it was only Rocket’s supporters then the thread would get boring. I haven’t done any trolling on this blog before and I don’t plan on doing any later. I’ve been a Laker fan my entire life and I hate the band-wagon jumpers a lot more than you do. I also hate the douchebags who give Southern California a bad name. I’m sorry that you have the opinion of California that you hold and I really wish that weren’t the case.
Now I will go back to my troll self:
FUCK YOU AND FUCK MICHIGAN GET A FUCKING STATE THAT HAS A SOLID, CONTINUOUS LAND MASS YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
This is the best thread ever...
May I commend you and say that you are a BITCH ASS FUCKING COCK LICKING DOUCHE EATING GRANDMA FUCKING GOAT TESTICLE SUCKING PUSSY THAT AINT BEEN WASHED IN A YEAR SMELLING TAINT BUTTER TASTING NO CLASS HAVING CLOWN.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 12, 2009 2:54 AM CDT up reply actions
3eyes
I know this whole post actually encourages trolling…but I still went ahead and flagged ya.
“Hella-funna”, huh? :D
Take ur ass outta here and go jackoff to Kobe’s Where Amazing Happens video on youtube you dumb ignorant fuck. ClutchCityCrazyPills got it right on the money with his example of a typical Laker fan profile and that just made your nutsack implants burst didn’t it? lol
Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."
by xFenixKnightx on May 11, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
GOD IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER.
MACK BROWNS NUTS IN MY MOUTH? I FUCKING LOVE THE DREAM SHAKE.
Life is hilarious.
Fat lazy ass motherfucker who loves guns?
I fail to see how you’re insulting me here.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 12, 2009 3:06 AM CDT up reply actions
FUCK THAT SHIT
You think I would ever route for that fuck stick mack brown. He can go suck your nuts and smoke a bowl.
This is the new and improved Lakers fan...
I stopped rooting for Duke when they stopped going to Final Fours. As soon as they get back, I’ll have Coach K’s 15 inch cock all up in my mouth
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 5:00 PM CDT reply actions
Andrew Bynum is so fat...
Every time she turns around, it’s her birthday.
Andrew Bynum's teeth are so yellow
that grass grows on his toungue
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 11, 2009 5:06 PM CDT reply actions
Andrew Bynum is so dumb...
… she got hit by a parked car.
Andrew Bynum is so fat...
that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Andrew Bynum is so ugly
he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Andrew Bynum is so fat that...
when he wore a Malcom X tshirt, helicopters tried to land on him
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 12, 2009 2:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Andrew Bynum is just like a shotgun
Two Cocks, One Blow
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 12, 2009 2:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Andrew Bynum's armpits are so hairy...
It looks like he’s got buckwheat in a headlock
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 12, 2009 2:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Andrew Bynum is just like a race car...
He burns 40 rubbers a day
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 12, 2009 2:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Hey, good job being the only person in here apparently defending the Lakers.
I wonder, has this whole thread been cathartic?
Does it make you hate the Lakers more, or does it help bond, sort of like Captain Blackthorne and this guy from Shogun?
Are you into what Lamar Odom is into?
“Odom didn’t practice Monday. Instead, he spent most of his time in the treatment room at the Lakers’ practice facility getting electrical stimulation, ice and massage.”
That is one disturbed man.
Anyway – pokemon? You’ve never even seen Shogun, have you?
Well, if you can handle the low action of older movies, this miniseries is actually pretty good.
If you don’t like Japonese stuff (not talking about pokemon, but slow symbolic life) skip it.
(fyi-i was serious about the good job for being the only laker to spend any real time causing trouble here. It would have all been lame without you…)
I do love John Rhys-Davies, he was bomb in Sliders. I’ll have to check it out.
Thanks, I couldn’t let the lake-show go undefended over here so I thought I’d have some fun with it along the way. I may have gotten a little carried away but I thought I added to the discussion.
Wait a minute...
You mean that wasn’t Pavoratti on Sliders…My whole life I thought Jerry O’connell brought out the tenor’s more rugged side.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 12, 2009 2:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
It’s already down to the “Yo mama” jokes?
Let’s see if I can do better….
1. The only championships the Rockets are going to win with Yao is if they start giving out trophies for “best fireworks” or “best team dry cleaning”.
2. I’d take Kobe assaulting women over Ron Artest’s rapping any day of the week. (Actually, so would Xiane’s mother too. At least that’s what I think she said. It was hard to understand her with my cock in her mouth and Deke’s nutsack on her forehead. I guess we’ve finally figured out “WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO!!!!!!”)
3. The Rockets are really feeling their chances of becoming a west powerhouse. I mean, with a lineup that has Von “I used to be on the Lakers but I wasn’t really good enough so I got picked up by the USA’s shit drain” Wafer, Kyle “which one of the Cosby kids am I again? Fat Albert? Mushmouth?” Lowry and Aaron “I’m the love child of Chris Rock, Nick Van Exel and Sam Cassell but extra charcol-ey” Brooks. Yes, yes. Quite the future powerhouse.
Quite the future powerhouse.
For me to take a massive, corn-filled shit on.
Peace out bitches.
Let's compare
You have….
Pau Gasol-who I sometimes get confused with Marc Gasol, but then I realize Marc isn’t a pussy
Lamar Odom- Who I sometimes get confused with Grimace
Sasha Vujacic- Who I sometimes get confused with a Lakers cheerleader
Luke Walton- Who I sometimes get confused with an NBA player
Jordan Farmar- Who I sometimes get confused with a giant set of ears
Quite the cast of characters
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by n1ck34 on May 11, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmm, let's see.........
You – Community college
So Forrest, were you able to come up with your list in between shifts at the Sbarro’s? Or did you do it on the computer at the library in town?
Community college indeed.
by DJ Bento Box on May 11, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
A personal attack is always, good especially when you know I'm right
And….you’re mom goes to college
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Shit, bad grammar on the line above
This is why I go to community college.
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No, you go to community college because that’s all you could get in to. Your bad grammar and sentence structure is the by product of a walnut-sized brain and way too much MTV.
by DJ Bento Box on May 12, 2009 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
hmmm, my attempt
Kobe has to stop with his fixation on 19 year old white girls.
Cause that’s my demographic. And I called dibs way before Kobe.
Is it just coincidence
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by n1ck34 on May 11, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd for the comment of the day.
"Don't I know you from somewhere"?. "Nah, that ain't me, I'm from Buffalo" - Axel Foley
the caption should read.......
“The Rockets play really TIGHT defense on Odom”.
"Don't I know you from somewhere"?. "Nah, that ain't me, I'm from Buffalo" - Axel Foley
Damn, I'm gone all day and I miss the be all end all of shit talkin, bitch slappin...........
yo mama joke tellin’, posts of all time. Damn, damn, damn. Well most of what I read was pathetic, by both sides, especially Mr. Talk shit, but don’t make fun of my mama, 3 eyes. Well I don’t live in LA (hate it actually, but I grew up there) so you can’t give me shit about LA, or never being there, I was a Laker fan when most of you weren’t a twinkle in Dad’s eye, so there goes the “you must be 14” crap. I also have season seats (sounds like a contradiction of my earlier “I don’t live in LA” comment) but it isn’t, so I ain’t a bandwagon fan. I am not sure what else you Houston fans (and Blazers, and Jazz, and Warriors, yawn……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) have to bitch about, but let me know what other stereotype I fit so I can rest now. Thanks.
"Don't I know you from somewhere"?. "Nah, that ain't me, I'm from Buffalo" - Axel Foley
Child Molesters
I believe Catholic Priests are all closet laker fans too.
"[Lebron James] reminds me of a new and improved version of me" - Ron "Crazy Pills" Artest
by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 12, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Since trolling wasn't allowed after the Blazers got beat, I'd like to do a belated post about that series.
First of all, fuck Luis Scola. If he went back in time and was around a bunch of cavemen, they’d be like “Yeah, you can have some wooly mammo…. daaaamn, what’s all that shit in your hair?” and then they’d stone is greasy, wandering eye having ass to death. Also, how is Yao Ming even alive? The chinese government should have cleansed him as a hideous birth defect when he came out of the womb. Unless the only reason he is alive is because he was genetically engineered specifically for basketball, except they totally fucked up on his weak ass feet or he originally came out a girl and was practicing the ancient art of foot-binding to be more attractive to wealthy businessman to get a husband. Shane Battier wears his brain on the outside of his head. There are less wrinkles in an assisted living home’s aerobics pool. Do I even need to say anything about Ron Artest? I bet he’s involved in all sorts of shady gangbanger shit. Like dog fighting, only he’s so crazy and retarded he thinks you’re supposed to fight the dogs yourself. T-mac. T-mac. T-mac. What’s your middle name? Stephanie? Did your Mom dress you up like a pretty girl? Did you and Marv Albert try on panties together at the bath house? You could become a tranny and wouldn’t even have to change your drivers license. I’m looking at you too Kyle Lowry. I’m just going to drive to the basket and hope I get fouled, I made an NBA career out of having zero skill and depending on the refs to feel sorry for me because I’ll lick any asshole to get ahead. Carl Landry, I wish that guy had better aim. Deke, that’s right, you’re done. Sit down old man. Now you can finally go back to your original lifestyle of herding goat……. penis straight into your butt.
And Rockets fans. Pffffft, Rockets fans. We’re the Houston Rockets so our mascot is going to be a… FUCKING BEAR???? You guys will always suck,
Life is hilarious.
wait..no...but...no... it can't be
he told me he was saving it…man will i give him a piece of my mind
Fuck shit piss cocksucker motherfucker cunt
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