David Stern's dreams are crushed. No LeBron v. Kobe this year.
Rafer Alston, Rashard Lewis and the Orlando Magic have dispatched with the LeBrons in six games.
Maybe this offseason LeBron will learn to stop shooting off-balance threes and bailing out the defense in crucial moments. He's quickly becoming the most frustrating player for me to watch. LeBron is the most physically gifted and skilled basketball player we have ever seen. Yes, ever. And yet he mentally disappears and stops putting pressure on the defense for inexplicable reasons. LeBron should never shoot threes. Ever. He should also never be 30 feet away from the basket on offense (though this may be Mike Brown's fault. The Coach of the Year really isn't that good of an actual coach.)
Your NBA Finals will now feature Kobe versus the team Lee picked long ago to make the Finals. For realz.

Dwight Howard is like really good. He's not better than Yao, but he's damned good. Too bad Cleveland never figured that out.
And holy hell, how am I going to deal with Rafer freakin' Alston being in the NBA Finals?!?! As much as I like Rashard and Dwight Howard... I don't want Rafer getting a ring. That would crush me.
And speaking of being crushed, Shaquille O'Neal must be pissed. Everyone he's started a feud with is seemingly in this matchup. Be it the Orlando Magic and their fans... Stan Van Gundy... Dwight Howard... or Kobe himself - no matter what, the outcome of the 2009 NBA Finals can't make the Fat Ass happy. This makes me smile. Why? Cause F--k Shaq, that's why.
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Seconded.
Fuck Shaq. No asterisk needed.
"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle
Unhappy about series
I was rooting for the Cavs to win (even if it was what Stern wanted). Lebron’s a pretty good shooter, so I’m not sure why he should never shoot threes. It was Williams that was the greatest disappointment in the series. He was suppose to make shots. He jacked up lots of fading contested mid-range shots throughout the series. I rather have Lebron shoot his seemingly off-balance shots than have Williams take another terrible fade with his obvious lack of confidence in his shot. He was trying way too hard and was just all over the place with his shot selections, and Lebron as well. Nobody’s offense was consistent for the Cavs besides LBJ in the entire series.
Big (and in this series Slow would be an accurate adjective) Z was obviously no match for Dwight. After watching Dwight in this year’s playoff, I’ve grown to hate him and just find him extremely irritating. First off, he really throws those elbows around (it makes him seem like a huge douche) and his moves get dull after a while. There is only so many times I can be impressed with the same two handed jam over and over again. He’s probably the most athletic center and may be one of the most athletic players ever, but he could do so much better. I seems too content with what he has going for him right now. There is only so long you can rely on athleticism to score. You see him dunk so many times and then you watch him miss easy jump hooks. It makes you cringe and notice how limited his range actually is. Honestly, I’m finding him a little overrated right now ( beating a center that’s 10 years older than him to the basket isn’t that great of an accomplishment). I wish Yao was playing so he could knock Dwight’s ego down a notch.
Overall, I’ll be unhappy with whatever the results of the final matchup. Too bad the Cavs had to lose. It was a good series though.
Exactly my point. That's all he's got going for him.
Beating people with only one move to the basket and with only strength and atheticism can onlylast for so long. If he meets a young Chuck Hayes-like center, he might get shut down. It happened in one game against someone like Okafor.
What happens when he loses the option to dunk on every play? Dwight becomes a pretty poor/limited offensive player
he's only 23
you’re making it seem like he’s passing his prime or as if his physical health is deteriorating quickly.
contributing nothing substantial to your blog, since 2008!
by misterterrific on Jun 1, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions
sorry
passed his prime.
he can still improve.
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by misterterrific on Jun 1, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
You guys are right
I do make it sound like he’s running out of time to improve. Maybe it’s just cause I really don’t like his attitude after every dunk. Everytime he finishes a dunk, he has this look that he just made an incredible shot and we should be impressed, but in reality he just made another high percentage shot. I don’t know if you guys know what I’m talking about, but it’s just the reaction/feeling I get from watching him play. He’s just too cocky for a guy who’s offensive game is pretty one dimensional, but you guys are right if it is effective, why not keep going to it. I guess I’m just annoyed that nobody is effectively stopping him or slowing him down (maybe i’ll be different against the lakers). It’s like playing basketball with that one guy who’s only good at camp shots from the corner. You continue to let him take and make those, even though you know exactly what he’s going to do. It’s frustrating to watch on the other team.
Seriously.
Give the guy a break. He’s only 23. He has plenty of time to develop some more crafty offensive moves. My guess is he’ll learn as soon as he needs to – dunking seems to be working just fine so far. If he CAN develop some crafty moves, then he might (eventually) be in the talk as one of the all time greats.
"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018
The way
the playoffs worked out only made me think how close this year our Rockets were. If only Yao stayed healthy to squeeze one more game from the Lakers…what might have been. Yao vs Dwight and Lowry vs Rafer would have been every Rox fan’s dream.
Yao
Yao doesn’t use his body like Dwight does. Dwight pushes folks around and gets to the basket. I can’t emphasize any more how important it is for Yao to be more aggressive.
If that happens, we are rolling into the Nba finals next season…
Why Dwight is better than Yao:
The guy is basically injury-free. Even if Yao is better whens he plays, if you aren’t playing in the playoffs every year, you are useless. Trust me, I’m Yao’s biggest fan, but my statement had to be said.
one of lebrons problems is
thathe is too self centered he wated to win the championship for himself to get his ring. it appears in interveiws that he shows no loyalty to the cavaliers at all
by houstonrockets1313 on May 31, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions
What's with all the Rafer bashing???
As inconsistent as he was for the Rockets, I’m happy for him that he’s found success in a new team… let’s not forget he helped us through the 22-0 streak and most memorably Game 22 against the Lakers.
by Rocket's Red Glare on May 31, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions
This issue has already been hashed out thouroughly
On the thread entitled “I don’t mean to scare you but…” that is still on the main page at the bottom. Rockets fans that like / support Rafer made their voices heard.
Rafer haters stood resolutely by their Rafer Hate.
Reasonable minds may differ…
by stuartallen83 on May 31, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
4-15
was a typical night for Rafer. I am happy he found success but I am also happy he left the Rockets.
by RocketsAstros on May 31, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
If Magic somehow win the whole thing with Howard being a big factor
we’re going to officially have to take a look at the Yao-Howard debate, and it’s going to be hard to say Yao is better than the other guy with a ring.
Even if everyone says Dwight is #1, it’s pretty cool that our guy owns him head-to-head. Hopefully they meet up in the Finals one of these years…
by goingforthecorner on May 31, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
This is true, but thats like saying Wade is better than Bron cause he has a ring.
I hate people saying that someone is better than someone else just because of # of rings. As we all clearly saw this year, even the best players need a supporting cast. LeBron had nothing around him and he lost to a better team in Orlando. Dwight may be better than Yao, but the reason wont be because he has a ring, especially because Dwight didnt really show up in the ECF til game 6. Injury history is a legit reason, but rings really isnt in my mind, unless Dwight gets like 4 or something with Yao still at 0.
Waiting for the day Houston gets some sports respect
by TexasHoosier on May 31, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
weird you have a problem with
lebron shooting 3 but not kobe. look at their playoff 3FG%— almost identical. and its naive to think anyone can dunk on every play. there were a few times where it looked like he could have and chose to take a jump shot instead— and that was annoying— but lebron had so much to do in this series— and incredible does not seem to encapsulate his performance— and driving simply takes more energy than shooting.





















