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GameThread for Houston Rockets at Los Angeles Lakers, May 6, 2009 9:30 PM CDT - 2nd Half

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I believe

he caught the swine flu from the mop that is Sasha’s hair.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was shot in the leg

Here is my Playoff mode signature, that I thought up myself: "Just Do It".

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Car Jack

Here is my Playoff mode signature, that I thought up myself: "Just Do It".

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow...

that sucks! That must’ve been a pretty crazy mf’er to jack Landry.

by JasonT on May 6, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's go Rockets!

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Go rockets!

"We Believe" - Rudy Fernandez

by TheGreatMon on May 6, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

It you bastards' fault ;-)

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

seeing LA lose is kind of a thing of beauty.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's your take on the officiating tonight? Is Yao getting jobbed?

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by timbo on May 6, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Yao yes

The Rockets as a whole? no

But it’s not on purpose with Yao, just bad situations

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you look at the box score

everyone in Houston is shooting a good percentage, except for our PG’s they only have 2 points between them (1-13 shooting)…if we fix that and keep the game at our pace then I think we have a great shot

by Rockets4LIFE on May 6, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

barkley flip flopping

he said he doesnt know who’s gonna win this series after sayin tha Rockets had no shot b4

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Kenny says this game is for the championship...

If Houston wins, they can win it all

"There goes Brandon Roy... the best there ever was in this game"

by two buck chuck on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

kenny is a dick

he has always said houston would lose i never forgive a traitor

J'ed

by Rockets on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of agree with him

Houston matches up extremely well with Denver and Cleveland.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

it would be so heartbreaking

to go to the finals and come up short…i don’t think i can handle it.

by theJennNguyen on May 6, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

There are worse things

….like getting eliminated before that

Here is my Playoff mode signature, that I thought up myself: "Just Do It".

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

True. True.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

no way! yeah i’d be super sad if we lost this series…but if we made it to the FINALS?! it’s like losing a gold medal by 0.1 seconds…devastating.

by theJennNguyen on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

they mentioned a stat earlier

about the LAkers being 2-7 when kobe takes 30+ shots… so lets hope he takes 45+

by big jay on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

but you see why he shoots more in losses

It’s usually bc the team is not helping, his shooting does not lead to the loss

I’m not saying this is a loss, but it’s one of those nights he has to compensate for his teammates

by Gils_Keloids on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you're saying there's a chance?

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

funny movie

that line always cracks me up, Jim Carey

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are of course exceptions

like when he scored 81

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toronto

And they were down by like 15 in the first half

by Gils_Keloids on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was the raptors they were barley over .500

81 pts is still 81 pts who cares the record…

J'ed

by Rockets on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

The point here

Is that Kobe shoots a lot more when the team is behind

When you’re behind to begin with, you’re more likely to lose, thus the correlation.

It’s not because Kobe was shooting a lot that they lost, they weren’t playing well, so Kobe shoots more.

by Gils_Keloids on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just pointing out

that there are some instances where him taking bundles of shots may not be a good thing

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we lose the finals

Imagine this team when mcGrady comes off the books and a guy like Dwade is looking for team to play with in 2010

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't know

it would mix up the chemistry… I really like the rockets as they are right now

by big jay on May 6, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would be best to trade McGrady

and get at least something in return.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't have to want McGrady

You want the 23MM is cap relief in 2010

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correct

Raef Lafrentz was quite the marketable commodity the past year as well.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

It seems you are still unclear on the matter.

A team looking to clear space can effectively reduce their payroll by 23 million (or more if they have a large trade exception) at the end of the season by trading for T-Mac. In this economy many lottery bound teams will jump at the chance to shave off 1/3 of their payroll.

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rondo was so sick...

in the game earlier. I did not realize he could dunk like a freak.

by JasonT on May 6, 2009 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I was referring

to their weird wingspans and dunking ability… Rondo is a better passer

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

they both have crazy long arms. Rondo has shoulders like a linebacker, but is wirey everywhere else. Just a weird looking dude…but perfect for basketball.

by JasonT on May 6, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

More like Westbrook wishes he's like Rondo

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on May 6, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

westbrook is gonna be good

that whole OKC team is gonna be scary in 2-3 years

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure of that yet

their two best talents both play the small forward. Green is an undersized four who can just not guard the position.

They will probably not get Griffin, and even if they did, they’d have a remarkably undersized frontcourt.

Westbrook isn’t really a point guard, but can’t shoot either. He’s an enigma.

I like the individual talent, but I’m not sure how it makes a cohesive and effective team.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea

but I really like how westbrook and green played. I’m not a big fan of Thabeet from UConn but he would fit well there. and I’m on tha Durant bandwagon. he’s gonna be Kobe/Lebron good

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kobe/LeBron are both incredible defenders

Durant rates as the worst perimeter defender in the NBA by +/-. He’s closer to TMac than he is Kobe and LeBron.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bet your 401K

that KD is gone from there in a couple years.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who could we get for Tmac

OKC is in financial trouble. Anyone else? Who would they give up? I’d rather get a sure guy in 2009 than gamble in 2010

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i’d trade him for a season’s supply of 5hour energy for adelman

by theJennNguyen on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

There aren't a whole lotta sure guys in 2009 that are worth spending on though

NO is looking desperately to cut spending (not that we would want Chandler), as is NJ and other teams fooling themselves into summer of ’10.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rockets need a SG in return

A good one for that matter. Can you imagine if Shane or Ron was actually able to come off the bench???

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

there are Portland rumors

in which the Blazers would absorb Jeffries’ salary for the eighth pick.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Comment from SS&R
I don’t think Houston will play this well at home.

Right…

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Umm, why not?

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

did Pickaxe and Roll approve of that name?

Silver Screen and Roll is kind of a ripoff

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salary difference - Role Players - Lakers Vs Rockets

Brooks (1.1 Mils)
Wafer (0.7 Mils)
Lowry (1.2 Mils)
Chuck (1.9 MIls)

Total 4.9 Mils

Sasha 4.5 Mils

It is amazing what these role players have done…

by Kari on May 6, 2009 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

You Gotta Make Your Free Throws!

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF????

How was that not a foul????

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Insane

He was obviously holding Ron’s arm.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

That's not a foul

He can’t swing his arms wildly after the shot to get a call

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

So..

Kobe’s going to talk shit after every shot he makes?

by Rock Creator on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Kobe is full of shit

He guarded the fuck out of you in game one

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously

Sore throat or not, you cannot (with a straight face) pretend like Battier can’t guard you…

by dallastros_fan on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kobe lives in LA LA land...

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

ABZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

AB the Duck!

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Jump shooters hit

and jump shooters miss.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

"he can't guard me!"

kobe is so good, yet i hate him.

"There goes Brandon Roy... the best there ever was in this game"

by two buck chuck on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

ya he's been saying it all quarter..

he hits a shot then looks at doug collins and says “he can’t guard me!” a few times referring to Shane Battier

"There goes Brandon Roy... the best there ever was in this game"

by two buck chuck on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's trying so hard.

It’ll be funny when we finish this game and win the next two at home.

by Rock Creator on May 6, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

i wish shane

would just clothesline the shit outta him

by big jay on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Time to stick Crazy Pills on Kobe...

Just for a little changeup action.. More physical…

by CivilBeast on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

where was all this kobe scowling in tha 2nd quarter?

lets see him keep it up for more than a quarter

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Kobe is abusing Battier right now

maybe try putting Artest on him for a different look? Regardless, just don’t let the other L*kers get going and you should weather the storm.

by JasonT on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Kobe's hitting shots

He’s not exactly beating Shane to spots very often, he’s just hitting them anyway.

I would like Ron to body him up though and throw him off

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried about Kobe

We need to rebound and keep playing them tough. No easy baskets in transition….

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Shane is doing his best

Not even Kobe can hit those all nite

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Battier

can not guard him all series long as long as we get the W.

by Rock Creator on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Nothing you can do

If I’m the Rockets I let him keep on taking those shots. Maybe he’ll do it the rest of the series, in which case the Lakers are in deeeep trouble.

Bork bork bork!

by Avinash Kunnath on May 6, 2009 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

short memory..

i guess the last game is all everyone can remember… remember the other 4 games this year?

by dach on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

no

way too long ago

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

This Rocket team is very different..

 I will give you the last regular season Regular team that played was probably the closest to this team..

by Kari on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well they got their best player going

Now lets get ours.

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

scola

please make point blank shots

by rocketloveinthebigD on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Kobe's acting like a total douche.

Total dick move to be screaming “he can’t guard me” when Shane’s shut him down numerous times.

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I don’t feed trolls.

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good job with that comeback.

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT?

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF

why doesn’t Brooks ever take the open fucking shot?!??!?

by big jay on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Offensive Foul

You have got to be kidding me

by VonHawk on May 6, 2009 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Should have been a no call..

You are allowed to play defense in the circle..

by CivilBeast on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wish…he was in the circle

by theJennNguyen on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yao had his feet in the circle

they can’t call it an offensive foul

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a fucking horseshit call

NOWHERE IN THE DAMN BOOKS does it say that it’s a block. It only says that it is not an offensive foul. Fuck NBA refs for not knowing that

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

exactly

refs have forgotten that there is such a thing as a no-call.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was bad position

by Yao

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh

that could be the game. Rockets have to batten down the hatches now. P.s. I hate K*be with a passion.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

ROOOONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

ugly play but i’ll take it

by rocketloveinthebigD on May 6, 2009 11:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

and then lock it down in the fourth. For godsakes get it into Yao as well :/. No more Scola 1 on 3’s please!

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear

that!

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad D

got exactly what we want, kobes passes, fish misses, and scola doesn’t box out!

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Scola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

how the hell

did any other team let Scola go last year?

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Spurs had to trade him

I think they would have lost his rights and no one else offered anything

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

They could have signed him instead

You gelling me they couldn’t use a PF?

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

Doesn’t mean it wasn’t a poor decision though

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

they couldnt afford 4 million

for a 12-8 kinda guy?

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

its starting to look like it

bet they coulda used him over matt bonner

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow...

ugly shots for the Rockets going in. Gotta keep it close and hope the L*kers go cold.

by JasonT on May 6, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

My hate for Odom

is only exceeded by my hate for K8be.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

that would be

K0be (with a zero)

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ron ron

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Crazy Pills!

YES!

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

its amazing

how the lakers perimeter guys have such little confidence in their outside shots despite open looks

by rocketloveinthebigD on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Talking about Ariza?

Yeah, he totally should have shot that

by CivilBeast on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROOOOOOON

The NBA: Where Amazingly Bad Officiating Happens.
Go Houston! Beat LA!

by The Roybot on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

somebody remind odom

who was it who was 1-6 from the free throw line in game one

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder

What’s changed with him from the last series to this one to make his offense so much smarter?

by Rock Creator on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

his shot it falling

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

is*

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's part of it, but mostly you don't say "WTF was that"

when he’s shooting in the last 3 games

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

not as much

but there have been a few of those that have gone in

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I know. I mean, it's Ron Artest

There will ALWAYS be a few

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

everyones talking about

kobe and his 30points on 21 shots. but what about artests 26points on 12 shots?

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

rockets have proven that kobe can not single handedly beat the rockets in the postseason

by rocketloveinthebigD on May 6, 2009 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's ridiculous...

How was that not a 3-point shot?

by CivilBeast on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I think they took away from the first three pointer

the one he hit under duress. That seemed like a 2.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Ladies and Gents

please, it’s K0be (not Kobe) – notice the zero. Just a L*ker hater, LOL

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Crawford update

1 foul on Lakers so far in the 3rd

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

And none on Gasol for the game

by VonHawk on May 6, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

seriously

that was from oregon

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Might have been from Washington

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

the rockets are putting kobe to WORK hardcore

by big jay on May 6, 2009 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Reminds me of when McGrady

except he would rather pull up then work hard

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coach sleepy... Listen

I know we have starters, and there are reasons that they are starters…

Look at the effectiveness though…

by CivilBeast on May 6, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Team ball

Spurs, Detroit, and now Houston? Teams that play great together, great D, and win it all despite what the star loving talking heads think. I love great ball movement.

by twggyy on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

"He gets a piece of him"

Umm, he touched him when the ball was at the rim for goodness sake

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I love Collins

even on the replay there was no contact, and the Ref who called it wasn’t watching the shooter. He turned his head at the last second and made the call

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

are u f*cking kididng me

damn

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck

Ten point deficit again.

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

God

I keep reading the chat in the stream I’m watching and it makes me physically ill. L@kers fans are worse then the L@kers themselves…

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

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by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

you guys know

Von is not well thought of in these parts….

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol at Luke Walton trying to be tough

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Go Houston! Beat LA!

by The Roybot on May 6, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

WALTON PLAY 3 SECONDS

and he wants to talk shit???

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Euro's

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Did a ref

just shove Scola?!?!?

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

did JOEY JUST SHOVE SCOLA

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Joey Crawford can go fuck himself

Pushing Scola is horseshit

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I know

that was truly shocking! Never seen that before EVER…ref pushing a player like that?!?!? >:O

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

loser

cant even hit his free throws

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I now hate Kobe, Bryant and Walton.

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

You're in good company...

Though I’m going to replace one of those Kobe’s with Odom

by CivilBeast on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

This game is bullshit

Crawford is a fucking punk

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets get this goddamned game Rockets

This is still winnable!

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

the lakers are mad

that the rockets are makin em work

by big jay on May 6, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Let me be clear

The Lakers are outplaying the Rockets as a whole. But the refs are CLEARLY on their side too

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

HE REVED UP FOR THAT!!!

TOSS HIM OUT!!

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

That should be an ejection.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

oh oh

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

OK FUCK FISHER

KICK HIM OUT

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Derek Fisher better be suspended for that horseshit

What a fucking pussy play

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Not could be

BETTER be, that’s bushleague bullshit. If the NBA doesn’t suspend him it will be utterly ridiculous

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He saw him coming and wound up

Toss his ass

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Dirty fuckin play

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Add a suspension to it

I wonder if they have the nuts to do it to the Lakers

by VonHawk on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Man the NBA is out of control

House, Rondo, D Ho and Fish. Crazy.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

right my bad

mean raefer.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Collins needs to quit slurpin Fisher

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

He should have been gone the instant it happened

Don’t know why they need a fucking replay to figure that out.

by DJKHawk on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Refs arent watching

They’ve been turning a blind eye to Laker Fouls

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

stop lauding his toughness

that’s not tough. it’s cheap.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

true that

fucking cheap shots

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

how can they argue that?

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Do the Lakers know there's still a quarter left

they’re delivering cheap shots like the game has already been decided.

by goingforthecorner on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Joey:

“Oh I’m SO sorry Phil, but I have to kick him out, please forgive me your highness.”

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Fisher was not doing anything anyway..

I lost all respect for this Laker team..

by Kari on May 6, 2009 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

they're

playing like rafer alston…

by theJennNguyen on May 6, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scola gets some payback!

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

crowd needs to shut the fuck up

fucking punks

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

God I love how fake tough the Lakers are

That’s not tough, that’s cheap shot horseshit

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamit

Wasted possession

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

This is the Lakers M.O.

When they can’t handle a team, they resort to dirty plays. Ala Ariza on Fernandez.

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by blzrfan on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

AHAHHA

sasha never learned the right way to dribble

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

lakers are dirty as fuck

Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE

by CroRupt on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

No

kidding makes me sick that they are poster children of the NBA along with the beantown thugs.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Intense 3rd

I hope rockets get some motivation

by the_hustler on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Fisher HAS to be suspended for that

Right?

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

no...probably not...

if he threw a punch to the head…I’d say yes…but an ejection for this game only is probably what will happen.

by JasonT on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He got a flagrant II

The league office decides if he is suspended for the next game, it’s not automatic

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

playoff basketball?

Give me a break. Try dirty play.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think you mean Douchebag Basketball

Your mistake

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Playoff basketball?

Oh come on, you guys need to learn from Shane Battier what playoff basketball is.

Tough but clean..

A bunch of cheapshot artistes with a undeserved entitlement attitude..

by Kari on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You guys miss the Portland

series?

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't

i had watch it here in portland, with the P-town play by play guys…that got old.

by ~Buck on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

yeah those two suck even Portland fans think so ;)

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hope Houston gets it...

but the higher score doesn’t bode well for them. Need to ratch up the D big time.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

FYI

they weren’t checking the foul, i think they were checking the clock

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Laker blogger

calling it a hard screen.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

LMAO

a hard screen? LOL

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Offensive foul on Scola

Fisher was just playing the ball. LOL.

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by blzrfan on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

fans on silverscreenandroll.com

think the ejection was warranted.

at least those guys are classy.

by jasonmicron on May 6, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Should be

a one game suspension as well. Houston needs to win tonight get into the Laker guards heads and deny K*be the ball.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

no suspension

i don’t think it warrants a suspension. but it does warrant at least some attention.

Alston open-handed slap to House, however, warrants a suspension.

by jasonmicron on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

no complaint on the ejection

but worth it…if you got to send a message….

by dach on May 6, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

you mean throwing a tantrum?

You send a message by playing ball… idiots.

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

idiot as in fisher & friends not you

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the message..

we’re scared?

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

no one knows what was being said on the floor

fisher is a leader, if there was shit being thrown around on the floor, then he does what he needs to do to back up his guys

by dach on May 6, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's leading from the locker room

Ya, great leading

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not one of them

In any way

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

man, do you only watch?

have you ever played a team sport? it’s called backing up your boys

by dach on May 6, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

its a basketball game

if fisher is resorting to cheapshots, doesn’t it mean hes conceding he got no game?

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

wow this series has shown

how the Lakers act if things don’t go their way. Odom trying to start shit with Scola because he can’t even hit his own free throws. Sasha hammers Shane, Kobe hammers shane. Walton trying to get some camera time by starting some shit with someone who had nothing to do with him. Fisher clobbers Scola. Here’s youre golden team Mr. Stern.

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Sasha on Shane

That was accidental. He was tipping the ball out on a rebound. The others were cheap though

by Bullard's Boy on May 6, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea

tried to sneak one in there

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

tell me you guys don’t think Portland is classy now and that the refs were far more fair.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I think Utah fans look classy compared to L2ker fans

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now THAT's vintage Landry

"Tree stumps are short, too, but have you ever tried to move one?"
J. A. Adande on Chuck Hayes

by jack_ on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Jackson reminds me of a spokesman for Mob

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by blzrfan on May 6, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

'OJ did it too..."

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is he

like resident gangster punk?

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

YAO MING

off the horrible Artest shot.

Assist to Ron

by goingforthecorner on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

See?

give my boy a lob once in a while…he’ll get it

by theJennNguyen on May 6, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yao!!!!!!!!

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

NICE

"Tree stumps are short, too, but have you ever tried to move one?"
J. A. Adande on Chuck Hayes

by jack_ on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Yao gets it to go!

The Rockets have been devastating with 1 second on the clock this year in the playoffs

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Shades of Ralph Sampson

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by UofTOrange on May 6, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get it to Yao

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

I saw that too.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Houston getting hammered when they go down low

The NBA: Where Amazingly Bad Officiating Happens.
Go Houston! Beat LA!

by The Roybot on May 6, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

and predictably no whistles. Ugh, I hate L@.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCKING GODAMNIT

JEESUS CHRIST

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok Ronnie I love ya

But you can’t dribble into 4 people!!

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions  

they call these cheap touch fouls on tha perimeter

and then nothin down low

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that 3 tournovers in a row?

"Tree stumps are short, too, but have you ever tried to move one?"
J. A. Adande on Chuck Hayes

by jack_ on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Getting late in Houston....

just 10:00 here in Oregon

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

West Coast games

are good for us, we get screwed on the East Coast games and MNF, I miss so many beginnings of games.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

True, True

That is nice – and you can tell the wife “hey the game is on, give me my space”. An excuse to drink before noon! LOL

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 58 to be exact

Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE

by CroRupt on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a bizarre game.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 6, 2009 11:57 PM CDT reply actions  

looks liek wafer wont be comming back

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by CroRupt on May 6, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

WTF happened with Wafer??

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hell

UGH WAFER I missed that what happened with Wafer???

by jasonmicron on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Wafer, not a team player

See ya Wafer…

Proud member of Duck nation!

by skywaker9 on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

3 team fouls

so take it inside boys or perhaps…dribble around the perimeter? That seems to result in more fouls.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

WHY talk shit to the coach??

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Dumb move from Von Wafer...

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by LaMarvelous on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

ah cmon wafer

you’re lucky this team is giving you a roster spot/playing time…

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by hardgay on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Again, we have no idea what happened

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by UofTOrange on May 7, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

i kno

but he obviously said something he should not have, if the normally lethargic adelman ejected him.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

OMG THE INJUSTICE

THE LAKERS ARE GETTING CALLED FOR FOULS.

by DJKHawk on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

NO WAY

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by chrisjay84 on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

memo to luke:

STFU you can’t even play.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

Four team fouls :D

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

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by Idog1976 on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Dude wants to play

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 6, 2009 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

there never was an "incident"

but he pretty much told the team “screw you,” refusing to do anything they asked.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let's win this game at the line!!

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Holy cow!

Is that the 5th team foul?!?!?!?

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Just throw it to Yao and wait for the foul!

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

Chances Wafer re-signs with us next year?

I’m guessing they may have dwindled a bit today. Wow.

by goingforthecorner on May 7, 2009 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

This is where I wish we had Wafer

when we’re playing small like this

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by jack_ on May 7, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

The LA Fakers Absolutely Disgust Me...

If the NBA goes the way of the WWF, we’ll have the Fakers to blame. Hate the way they play, complain, and run their entire organization. Assnobs.

by NeoSabonis on May 7, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

LMAO

replay shows moving feet that was a block.

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by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

seriously

icouldnt even tell if it was in the area because they were moving

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

He had a foot in the restricted area!

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by jack_ on May 7, 2009 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Farmar's feet

were not set….

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Yao playing like crap

2/7, really….

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

2/3

But still…

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

hes doing his best with fouls

and illegal defense

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow just out of control.

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by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Two absolutely terrible calls

Yeah, Laker fans, you’re not any calls.

See you in Houston.

by DJKHawk on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

nice tough series

houston would be smoking for game 3

by giggles on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hose Time

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 7, 2009 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

BS! BS!

Makeup calls…

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

That's ridiculous

Ron gets elbowed and its a foul on him

by Bullard's Boy on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

ELBOWED IN THE THROAT!!

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

are u fucking kidding me

this game is INSANE.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Lets teach the kids that

You can get away with anything as long as you put your hands up afterwards

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

A shit eating grin helps too.

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by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did he get 1 or 2 Ts?

If 1, why the ejection?

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Wow

absolutely wild…

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

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by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

lakers are fucking dirty and the refs are on their nutz

hope artest dont get suspended

Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE

by CroRupt on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Tap in?

Over the back maybe…

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

why did he get ejected?

for talkin to kobe?

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah I didn't get that either

was that Ron’s 2nd tech?

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The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

in the NBA, you don’t get to talk to Kobe, ever.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're fucking kidding me

That’s the way this game is going.

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Yao

this is your time..

play liek a superstar

by the_hustler on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

This is the worst officiated game in a VERY long time

Ron got hosed

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by UofTOrange on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

I hate kobe

that guy sucks.. he has a sad attitude..

by the_hustler on May 7, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry Rockets

The Lakers get the calls because Stern wants them to…

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

The sad thing is that there is NO WAY the NBA will retroactively give Kobe a Flagrant

that would be admitting Ron was right to be upset.

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by jack_ on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

Oh, and for those counting at home

That’s 2 elbows thrown by Kobe this series

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by UofTOrange on May 7, 2009 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

And 5 on Yao

Lovely….

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

YOU GIVE A GIMME CALL ON YAO???

THAT’S HIS 5TH!! FUCK YOU CRAWFORD.

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

KOBE LOSERR AT THE LINE!

Shooting two undeserved Fts….

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

“They called on me?? But I’m KOBE!”

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Can the Lakers

please grow the fuck up? Just play ball…

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

Kobe

Portland fan here. Kill this BS dirty Laker team; do it for the sport of basketball. Kobe is a thug.

by Uruush on May 7, 2009 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

T on whom?

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

This is one of the most bizzare games I have ever witnessed!

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by LaMarvelous on May 7, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

I never had any.

The only thing interesting about him is his talent. Other than that he’s a complete shitbag. The Ty Cobb of the NBA.

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by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

AB!

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 7, 2009 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

From UO!

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by skywaker9 on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

I knew i hated Kobe for a reason

LeBron would never play like Kobe does

Game 1 100-92 Rockets

Rockets Lead Series 1-0

by TexasHoosier on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Kobe's just bitter

he didn’t get his MVP

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

thread getting real slow

may want to start a new one, it’s going to get crazy

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

You know there's still plenty of time

Getting a free point via a taunting T might mean something

by goingforthecorner on May 7, 2009 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

everyone but Yao

win by default

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

L@kers

are dirtier then I thought and I thought they were pretty bad.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

tha Lakers are playing so hard

I dont even care if we win this game. we took game 1. we’re playin w/ house money right now. makin tha fakers sweat

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

screw that

if we win this, sweepin the lakers is a very real possibility

by big jay on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

true

but who needs this game more? tha fakers do. we got homecourt now

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Can you guys believe that I got a warning from Blazer's Edge for telling Kobe to suck it?

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by LaMarvelous on May 7, 2009 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

You clearly

should have gotten a medal. And i hope you were referring to a cyanide laced lollipop…

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

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by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL!

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by LaMarvelous on May 7, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why are you guys surprised about this?

The NBA wants the Lakers to win. Plain and simple. It attracts more advertisers to their biggest audience.

It’s not like NBA officials would ever make calls that supported their own personal endeavors. Like gambling. Nope, it would never happen.

Why are you guys surprised?

by jasonmicron on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Please don't discredit other Rocket fans

With conspiracy theory ridiculousness….It’s a very poorly officiated game. There’s no league wide conspiracy.

by oelayat on May 7, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

im watchin the game with some lakers fans and we are on the verge of fighting each other

by Optical Delusion on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions  

get a few in for me

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well best of luck Houston

I pray PRAY that ya’ll pull it out tonight and for sure that you win the series.

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

The Bhagavad Gita

by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Lakers are desperate! Did they hear Kenny during the halftime show or something? And WTF is up with Kobe? Ive never seen this side of him. Dude thinks hes a freakin God or something. I just wanna jump in my TV and SMACK his bitch ass!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 7, 2009 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

I don't like Kobe the person

But Kobe the basketball player is incredible

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by UofTOrange on May 7, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

He is elbowing people in the face and calling it playing basketball.

He is clearly a dick on the court. Not tough or rough, just a dick. It is obvious.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll stand by my Ty Cobb of the NBA.

There are plenty of talented likable players out there, I don’t need to like him.

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by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

He has always been this way.

Just like Garnett has always been an ass when it comes to people half his size.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK ME!

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

What a total disappearing act by Yao

again, I just can’t believe why he’s not fronted every single game.

by goingforthecorner on May 7, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

over /under

i’m just wondering, what ’s the odd of a bench clearing brawl on game 3?

by giggles on May 7, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

on that replay

i saw 4 steps that kobe made.

just sayin’.

bullshit.

by jasonmicron on May 7, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

If you're gonna foul him Shane

FOUL HIS ASS HARD!

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Shane never actually touches him

Brooks maybe fouled him, but not Shane.

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by jack_ on May 7, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

push his head into the friggin post or something

by big jay on May 7, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

lmao

no L@ker fans can’t read…

"Death is not final," Gita says. "If any man thinks that he slays, and if another thinks that he is slain, neither knows the truth. The Eternal in man cannot kill: the Eternal in man cannot die. The soul in man is neither born nor does it die. Weapons cannot cut it; fire cannot burn it; water cannot drown it.

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by Idog1976 on May 7, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well they are after all Laker Fans!

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by LaMarvelous on May 7, 2009 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

not having wafer really sucks right now

by Optical Delusion on May 7, 2009 12:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Maybe he'll let it go next time he's elbowed in the throat.

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

theres nothign we can do about officials, but adelman kicked wafer out

by Optical Delusion on May 7, 2009 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I am praying for his leg to snap right now.

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions  

this series is getting delicious....

it’s intense, for a 3rd party fan….it’s going to be fun. just remember who now has home court. You Houston folks better get up and cheer this team, and rally behind them.

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 7, 2009 12:15 AM CDT reply actions  

I agree, as a third party fan this is nuts

But how did Kobe not get a T for that elbow? That was messed up. Artest needs to contain his anger but…

Also, I wonder what Von Wafer said. Whatever it was, it was incredibly stupid.

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by TheGreatMon on May 7, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions  

He's a sociopath.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hes a rapist.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's what he's screaming

“BRING ON THE WHITE GIRLS!”

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

He's a baby-eater

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

cue dead baby jokes

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

he raped Battier.

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by ignign*kt on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I’m getting tired of Collins slurping Yao. He’s not saying “I’m not gonna let us lose,” he’s screaming “Fuck yadda yadda I’m a God.”

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:17 AM CDT reply actions  

It is.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sad

the primary storyline of every game the rest of the series will be the refs. It’s too bad but that’s where we are. I’m glad to be a part of this though. This is fun.

by goingforthecorner on May 7, 2009 12:18 AM CDT reply actions  

more so on the thuggish nature of LA

than the refs

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

except for the first game, the reffing was reasonable.

Crawford must be the worst ref in the league though. That guy has needed fired for a while.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

These bastards are getting EVERY SINGLE CALL!!! W! T! F!

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by xFenixKnightx on May 7, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions  

HOW

are we NOT getting any calls when EVERYONE is slapping around under the basket???

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by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Touch fouls and Ts only.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Blazer Fan for Houston

Don’t let this game get you guys down, you have confidence and look like the better TEAM, Kobe should get a flagrant for that shot to the neck, and fisher will be out a game

by kev.n.rus on May 7, 2009 12:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Nuggets fan here

You guys got screwed by Joey Crawford with that ejection (which was completely the wrong call) and Kobe just clowned Battier.

I’m calling for a Nuggets prescription for you back in the Toyota Center: 6 strong doses of hard fouls on Kobe’s hands and ribs. Send him to the floor and keep the ball out his hands and you can take them. You showed you’re not afraid of the Lakers and you shouldn’t be.

Best of luck in games 3 and four.

by BeefySwats on May 7, 2009 12:20 AM CDT reply actions  

will be noted

for games 3 and 4

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

as a laker fan, i agree.. rougher the better

if the lakers are tough enough, they can handle it.. if not, they don’t deserve the championship.

by dach on May 7, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bring in the Blazers for a game

we have their number

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 7, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously though

It works. After Kenyon fouled Dirk in game 1, he went 1-7 from the field.

You might make Kobe mad, or you might take him out of his game. Either way, you send a message that you’re not going to take that shit.

by BeefySwats on May 7, 2009 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

it's fucking ridiculous that Yao is still in this game

You are an idiot Rick Adelman

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by UofTOrange on May 7, 2009 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

2nd that.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

There you go.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

Laker blogger complaining that Kobe isn’t getting ticky tack fouls.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Wuts his address?

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

I hate this game more than life itself.

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Do we not get Crawford again this series??

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

we will if

Kobe lets crawford sleep with his wife again.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Blazer for rockets

To bad none of those laker fans can show emotion for this win, too much botox

by kev.n.rus on May 7, 2009 12:23 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Fisher HAS to be suspended.

And Kobe should have at least SOME punishment for that elbow.

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Theres a part of me who doesn't want Fisher suspended yet

I want him to be blown out by Brooks

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Night All

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 7, 2009 12:24 AM CDT reply actions  

Kobe

“Man we playin’ basketball”

No shit

by RipCityManiac on May 7, 2009 12:25 AM CDT reply actions  

heh

Made me think of:

Just waking up in the morning gotta thank god
I dont know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didnt pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do
Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and Im askin yall
Which court, are yall playin basketball?
Get me on the court and Im trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers everyway like m.j.
I cant believe, today was a good day

Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didnt even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didnt even look in a niggaz direction
As I ran the intersection
Went to $hort dogs house, they was watchin yo! mtv raps
Whats the haps on the craps
Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em
Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and Im yellin domino
And now I am yelling dominoes
Plus nobody I know got killed in south central l.a.
Today was a good day

Left my niggaz house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade
Its ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The lakers beat the supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep
Put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didnt hesitate, to call ice cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and Im coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnt even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp
And it read ice cubes a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didnt even have to use my a.k.
I got to say it was a good day.

by jasonmicron on May 7, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

I've never been happier w/ 13pt bullshit loss

tha Rockets are in their heads and we got homecourt now

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:25 AM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

We were in it until the cheapshots got into Ron’s head.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

not a loss that they’ll hang their heads from…. they will come out tougher for it

by rocketloveinthebigD on May 7, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 7, 2009 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Peice of shit > Kobe

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 7, 2009 12:26 AM CDT reply actions  

Ugh. That was horrible.

But we got what we came for in LA, and no way LA is happy with this.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:26 AM CDT reply actions  

And now the world

sees how the Kobes play ball.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

everyone already knew

its just tha kobe dick-riders that make it seem like kobe does nothin wrong

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Keep making love to Kobe TNT...

where’s NBATV again?

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:26 AM CDT reply actions  

next 2 are on espn

hopefully we get JVG. he’s tha only guy who give tha Rockets respect

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he'll call LA on their bullshit

instead of TNT who worships at the throne of Kobe.

"Adelman sitting on the bench looks like a beat poet ready to blow your mind. And then he screams at the refs, and it’s a poetry slam." - LicketyBrindle

by chrisjay84 on May 7, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Please don’t let it be that no talent Mark Jackson. He’s anti Yao x3!

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 7, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Iono man he can't be worse

I seriously cannot believe how biased TNT was tonight, Craig Fucking Sager sucking up to Kobe postgame.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

what do you expect

from a guy that wears suits like that

by big jay on May 7, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

next game

is HUGE, win it!

Brandon Roy, 'nuff said.

by johnv59 on May 7, 2009 12:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Hate to admit it

but we need to take a page outta Denver’s playbook, and send Kobe to the floor. Dude gets away with disrespecting other players, and flagrants.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

Laker blogger

still assuming series victory. Laker fans are so incredibly cocky.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:28 AM CDT reply actions  

blow em out

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

i say

if rons gonna get tough, then just take kobe out with him. no sense in getting ejected by his lonely self.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah but if he could have broken Kobe's ankle

it would have been awesome. Just kidding, kind of. But seriously i dont like other people getting hurt. But maybe Kobe deserves it

Game 1 100-92 Rockets

Rockets Lead Series 1-0

by TexasHoosier on May 7, 2009 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Boy, this Laker team does not deserve any respect.

I think the Rockets need to take their gloves off

by Kari on May 7, 2009 12:28 AM CDT reply actions  

A lot of people in the locker room

before the game was finished. Everyone needs to keep their cool and play ball.

by levelhed on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

As a fairly neutral observer

This game was reffed reasonably well. Fish got ejected – as he should have; Artest got a little carried away in a game getting out of hand – so an ejection wasn’t surprising. The L*kers had three quick touch fouls to start the 4th Q but the Rockets really didn’t capitalize.

After 6 games with the Blazers everyone should be familiar with what is and what isn’t a foul, and I really didn’t see much in the way of bias one way or another.

by levelhed on May 7, 2009 12:31 AM CDT reply actions  

Elbow

So K0be’s elbow was ok then?

by Silentjay on May 7, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yea, evenly officiated

except that bryant flagrant foul to Artest.

We’ll see what happens.

by jasonmicron on May 7, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

In a battle for position

It’s a fine line between an elbow and the usual wrangling. Refs probably just didn’t see it.

by levelhed on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

again, I still dont know Artest got ejected

is it b/c he hurt k0be’s elbow w/ his throat?

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

He ran down the ref

Then ran after Kobe and got in his face.

by levelhed on May 7, 2009 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

didn't Odom, Walton, and Sasha

all do that?

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

YOU ARE CORRECT!!!

Game 1 100-92 Rockets

Rockets Lead Series 1-0

by TexasHoosier on May 7, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Game was getting out of hand

Refs trying to cool it down. I’m not saying it was the right thing to do, but it’s not totally out of character for NBA refs.

by levelhed on May 7, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

So what about

Joey’s punk shove on Scola?

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

heres the problem

if that was Kobe chasing down artest, Kobe WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN EJECTED

Game 1 100-92 Rockets

Rockets Lead Series 1-0

by TexasHoosier on May 7, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

it is hard to captitalize

when your guys are trying to score at the rim, but can’t get any calls. If they were just taking jumpers, I wouln’t be so pissed about the no calls.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Przybilla got tossed

One game late in the season the same way. A tech where he didn’t simmer down quick enough. Artest is probably on a shorter leash than most.

by levelhed on May 7, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

only half the story

Boozer was ejected as well.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

not to call out homers but..

in a chippy game, you have ron artest (who has ummm history) running across the court full speed after he’s pissed about a foul (deservedly so), and you wonder why the refs ejected him?

and re: elbow.. that wasn’t a full swing.. it was similar to the elbow that ron pushed at kobe last time they were chirping at each other..

by dach on May 7, 2009 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh so Lamar Odom

is allowed to chase Luis Scola around and stick his ugly egghead in his face for 10 seconds, but Artest can’t talk to Royalty?

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

that was the start of the chippiness...

if that had happened at the end, it probably would have been different

by dach on May 7, 2009 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

But you see

none of the officials even looked twice at it. Its not until the Rockets talk smack to the Kobes that techs get handed out.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's true

Fish got tossed only after a much more violent/blatant offense

by levelhed on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

come on... he didn't get ejected because he's Ron Artest

It’s because Artest is running full speed across the court… this is the guy that ran into the stands.. I like ron artest- I think him and Kobe are going to go at each other, and it’s awesome, but if you don’t see why he got ejected, then I won’t try to explain.

by dach on May 7, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im going to maintain he did. Being condescending doesnt help your cause.

Several Lakers did the same thing. They got 1 T. Ron got tossed on rep.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

The guy believes a rapist can change into an upstanding citizen

while Ron Artest cannot.

"Hip-Thrust!" - Hard Gay

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

You are a Laker fan so your glasses are just as foggy.

It is slow headed to act like you can somehow call homers out when you are natually extremely biased.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im sorry if other people dont agree

BUT I HATE THE LAKERS MORE THAN THE JAZZ NOW. They are dirtier and get away with more and its COMPLETE BULLSHIT

Game 1 100-92 Rockets

Rockets Lead Series 1-0

by TexasHoosier on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Fisher cracked me up

""It’s the quiet ones that you have worry about… that’s the one that will go off at any moment""

"Tree stumps are short, too, but have you ever tried to move one?"
J. A. Adande on Chuck Hayes

by jack_ on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM CDT reply actions  

HAHA

Jack started all of it.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, that was Derek Fisher who said that

he was interviewed before the game about the Laker’s toughness and that was a quote from him!

"Tree stumps are short, too, but have you ever tried to move one?"
J. A. Adande on Chuck Hayes

by jack_ on May 7, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

>_<

misread your post.

"Tree stumps are short, too, but have you ever tried to move one?"
J. A. Adande on Chuck Hayes

by jack_ on May 7, 2009 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kobe has no class.

Thats why his ass got humiliated in the Finals and he went home crying because he cant get a ring without Shaq.

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 7, 2009 12:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Lakers aren't a real team

Bunch of wannabe WWE crybabies throwing tantrums all the time. Fisher and Kobe deserve to be suspended for Game 2. We have ‘em scared now where they’re physically throwing punches at us. Bunch of pussies.

by UHoustonFan on May 7, 2009 12:35 AM CDT reply actions  

They do deserve to be suspended

but they wont be cause they are Lakers

Game 1 100-92 Rockets

Rockets Lead Series 1-0

by TexasHoosier on May 7, 2009 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Good night guys.

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up, they would pound each other behind the barn."

by xFenixKnightx on May 7, 2009 12:35 AM CDT reply actions  

fkin lakers think they run shit
mann
its in his name, dont test Artest
cuz he aint gonna take kobes

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 12:36 AM CDT reply actions  

Artest ejection was justified

it’s not like physical contact is the only merit to ejection. Artest was wild even after being separated, and it was obvious he would not stay calm. He had to go.

by goingforthecorner on May 7, 2009 12:36 AM CDT reply actions  

yeah, he had to be ejected

but it should never have gotten to that point.

by Only_A_Lad on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Kenny

What are you saying, that was an incredibly physical game, so why didn’t we win?

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

kobe

is absolutley concieted…
you cant gaurd me is just trash he needs to grow up
throwing meanlingless bows is shit
poor calls on yao
they tried to make officiating even at the end by calling dumb douls on the lakers
odom also was being a little shit starting problems in the third
also wtf wafer dont be a bitch

J'ed

by Rockets on May 7, 2009 12:37 AM CDT reply actions  

Kenny Smith is dingy!

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by LaMarvelous on May 7, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Its called pity not props.

Props is doing it while the game is going.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kenny Smith "Lowry is a Pit Bull" - Ha Ha - Kenny is so goofy

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by LaMarvelous on May 7, 2009 12:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Ok, let's get ready to blow them off the court on Friday.

Im going to be there, cheering my heart out.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:40 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm considering driving from San antonio to see it

its gonna be a great series

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Laker hater here

after years of following the lakers with a heart full of hate I’m used to seeing this type of bullshit. I’m sorry you guys had to have little of it tossed your way.

I love how after Fisher drops Scola (sp?) the refs need like 3 min to figure out what to do. Artest yells at Kobe and auto ejection. Such a nasty steaming pile of bullshit. Ron getting kicked was the nail in the coffin.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on May 7, 2009 12:40 AM CDT reply actions  

+10000 respect to Artest

Don’t let that dirty punk Kobe get away with it.

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on May 7, 2009 12:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Man I can't believe Scola didn't get hurt from that Fisher shot

That was more like a linebacker crushing someone who wasn’t looking

by goingforthecorner on May 7, 2009 12:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Definitely headhunting

Fisher is definitely suspended next game.

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on May 7, 2009 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fisher got hurt though

His head was bleeding after that, talk about karma

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Just saw the play again, looks like Scola’s teeth went into Fisher’s head

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

wish he bit a chunk out

then we’d have some Basketball of the Dead shit going on.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

also

the tnt commentating
im not one to whine about this kind of shit but really…
when he was saying that derek fisher was a tough guy after elbowing scola is that really a positive message to send out that being tough is throuwing bows wtf?

J'ed

by Rockets on May 7, 2009 12:42 AM CDT reply actions  

SO Fisher throwing a cheap shot elbow at Scola was just a mistake?

Thanks Phil. It’s all clear now. What an ass.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Mob spokesman

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on May 7, 2009 12:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

So was Bynum collapsing Gerald Wallace's lung.

So was Ariza’s hit on Roy.

So was the tackle that injured Oden game 1.

All accidents. All hard fouls. Are the Lackers actually basketball players? Are they always this clumsy?

by staylost on May 7, 2009 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jackson was a thug. His team is a bunch of thugs.

And that’s ok, if we can answer in kind. But that’s not allowed. That’s what makes me crazy,

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Barkley " Kick em in the balls" - Love it!

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by LaMarvelous on May 7, 2009 12:43 AM CDT reply actions  

glad to see Barkely comin around on tha Rockets

remember when he said they were packin it in after they traded skip

You're not foolin me Kerry Collins.

by TitanFan2K on May 7, 2009 12:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Ron <3

The NBA: Where Amazingly Bad Officiating Happens.
Go Houston! Beat LA!

by The Roybot on May 7, 2009 12:46 AM CDT reply actions  

hahahahaha kobe is scared of artesttt
what a little bitch towards the refs when artest got in his face
hoeee

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 12:46 AM CDT reply actions  

I know. Kobe reminds me of Garnett. He'll do something rude and then run to the refs to protect him.

Like that kid everyone hated in elementary school. And now people are praising him and telling their kids to look up to him.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Artest knows how to play the game of basketball.

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 12:46 AM CDT reply actions  

This is why I love the Portland Houston series

it was basketball. Physical but no cheap, dirty shots. Lakers are a bunch of punks.

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on May 7, 2009 12:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Rockets had no cheap shots tonight

Lakers had 2 cheap shots. They always play that way when they get scared

Hello Dum Dum

by ryryslyry on May 7, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Im just saying the spin will be "LA is responding to those mean PHYSICAL Rockets"

Who DARE to play D on them. Who actually think they have a right to win the series.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

You're right

Rockets are always the bad guy, especially when we tricked the Knicks out of a championship, gotta remember to thank the press for OJ coverage though

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

LA is rewarded for playing like a bunch of thugs?

Go away troll.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

fuck off barthvader

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

hehe

this is priceless.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

priceless

is seeing cocky LA fans that will either be beat by Houston or Cleveland.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

because we took a team expected to win 46 games

and won 54?

Priceless is seeing cocky Laker fans lose to Houston in the exact same way Portland did, sans Roy’s class.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

posting a bad joke twice

won’t make it any funnier.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

yo

where were u after the last game?

by airchina23 on May 7, 2009 12:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

he's a Laker fan

his team has never lost or committed a foul.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

probably keeping his mouth shut

after his lakers got schooled

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

No,

Priceless is Fisher getting an ejection AND a suspension

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Irony is

It will probably help the Lakers. I cringe whenever Fisher shoots now.

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I was thinking that. He was knocking down shots tonight (as were all the Lakers’ perimeter players), but that’s not going to keep up.

by Only_A_Lad on May 7, 2009 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Piss off troll.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Scola flopped? obviously your retarded.

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 12:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Ok

So the Wafer thing is an issue.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 12:50 AM CDT reply actions  

My hope is that cooler heads (like Wafer's agent) prevail

Wafer’s payday basically depends on how he handles this. Contrition and “I got too excited and I let my team down, my coach down, the fans down, and myself down” should be the order of the day.

God I hope so.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

Aside from one well known series of incidents (or perhaps if you're Lad, misunderstandings)

this team has been almost family like. Seriously.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

we see tiny glimpses into the locker room

we have no idea if they were “incidents” or simply the small rough patches of any working relationship. I’m inclined to believe the latter, simply because we’ve heard so many conflicting things.

by Only_A_Lad on May 7, 2009 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Derek Fisher: "We had a foul to give, and I wanted to give a good, hard foul."

Well, Derek Fisher has been a classy guy, so I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.

by airchina23 on May 7, 2009 12:53 AM CDT reply actions  

iono man

he described it a little too vividly for a heat of the moment memory. seemed kind of fabricated to me.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

def. the wafer thing is an issue.
gave the coach shit
coach sent him to the locker
the rest is bs laker sublantics

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 12:53 AM CDT reply actions  

i really want to know

what happened with wafer.

him being tossed by the coach in a PLAYOFF GAME where Wafer is doing pretty good pisses me off.

by jasonmicron on May 7, 2009 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

he did deserve to be benched – he was getting stupid fouls and playing shitty defense. Fuck Sasha Vujacic.

by stuartallen83 on May 7, 2009 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would have loved to see this game played in Houston

110% certain that we would have won.

The technical on Fisher would have been instant and the Artest technical would have been reviewed.

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 12:55 AM CDT reply actions  

mannn game 3…
the crowd is gonna shit bricks on kobe…

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 12:58 AM CDT reply actions  

bricks and beers

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Ron's gonna break any jaws

it’ll be Kobe’s.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pissed about the Von Wafer situation.

Do you think they’ll just give his minutes to James White and Brent? Damn it, Von, I really liked you. I even had a nickname for you; it was “Laser.”

by stuartallen83 on May 7, 2009 12:59 AM CDT reply actions  

That's my personal favorite.

And my hope is that this just blows over.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats what i said mann
same thing with the rafer issue in orlando earlier
players saying different things, talking mess, some being professional(Artest)
its like a soap operah

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yao needs to try stand-up

Reporter: Yao how do u feel about splitting the games in LA?
Yao: Uh sorry whats a split?
Reporter: Its when u take one game out of two.
Yao: Oh.. I’ve learned alot of new words this series… (laughter)
Yao: Uh yea I’m glad we got the SPLIT, but i definitely don’t want them to SPLIT in Houston. (laughter)

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Yao is cool

He looked confused when things were getting heated, though. He’s a nice guy.

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Game 3

is the biggest game for the Rockets since the 1997 WCF Game 6 where Stockton elimnated us with a three at the buzzer (with his man thighs a’glittering).

by stuartallen83 on May 7, 2009 1:03 AM CDT reply actions  

I love

that Kobe’s legacy will always be that he couldn’t win a title without Shaq.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 1:04 AM CDT reply actions  

Really? This coming from a fan of Ron Artest?

They both have their flaws, but let’s be careful about throwing words like ‘sociopath’ around.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

RAPIST COUNT

Kobe – 1
Ron – 0

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly Blazers fans have upped their maturity level

Taking an innocent fan’s head off: Ron – 1, Kobe – 0

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cablinasian is a rapist

ACCUSED RAPIST COUNT
Kobe – 1
Cablinasian -1

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 2:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ron Artest is the league's anti-hero

he may be a sociopath, but he’s one who is still worth cheering for. There’s nothing likeable about Kobe.

by Only_A_Lad on May 7, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Read the Smoking Gun

Trial documents.

Get the real story.

There was a lot of shady stuff going on the accuser’s end, not some innocent girl who was taken advantage of.

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 2:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Possibly so.

We’ll never know because the judge let Kobe’s attorney make a mockery of Colorado’s rape shield laws. Being trashy doesn’t mean you can’t be raped.

I’ve read most available account of this case. Here are my thoughts.

1. Not a terribly strong case, not a terribly bad one. Before Team Kobe got started there was enough there to take to a jury. I think he could have gotten reasonable doubt, and been acquitted, but possibly convicted on a lesser charge. We’ll never know. Don’t let your love of the Lakers and Kobe blind you here. There was a case, it just had an unsympathetic victim and a mega-star defendant.
2. Kobe’s attorney should have been censured at the very least. There’s a line between zealous defense and unethical behavior, and she was way across it.
3. The judge should have been removed – and the trial should have been moved as well.

LA sports stars and circus trials – justice is 0-2.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Priceles would be you getting banned on this blog!

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by LaMarvelous on May 7, 2009 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Um, what was I thinking.

right. Piss Off, Karl.
You’re not even a good troll. What’s lamer than a bad troll? Yes, you.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nein was Barth’s reply to Brunner. I be you have never heard of the greatest theologian since John Calvin, Karl barth, have you?

by Triple347 on May 7, 2009 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

heh

I stepped away from the computer.

I root for a team that handles itself with dignity and class, for a superstar in Brandon Roy who doesn’t scream at Battier or elbow Artest’s neck. I root for a team that was humble and gave every bit of effort.

I’m glad you enjoy rooting for your rapist in shining armor who is such a baby that he complains at every foul call against him. Have fun with that.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Trolls should at least tell a good joke or two

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

you only troll for the lulz. If no lulz are produced, it is an unsuccessful troll.

by Only_A_Lad on May 7, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cmon guys this is awesome for fans

Just awesome.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the 2009 playoffs!

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 1:05 AM CDT reply actions  

thank you

that’s what i’m talking about

by dach on May 7, 2009 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like Britney

found her K-Fed

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Not current, but so exact.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

uh, britney already found a k-fed

but i don’t read tabloids, thanks for the report though

by dach on May 7, 2009 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hey hey don't be shy

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ron

is the most entertaining player int he league hands-down. I want him to finish his career in HTown, only for the show he puts on, if not for basketball success.

by stuartallen83 on May 7, 2009 1:05 AM CDT reply actions  

Adelman told Sages to ask Morey

And the Morey didn’t give him anything! I want to know!

Maybe that guy will do one of those picture-dialogue posts about it.

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 1:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

You would love it

If your guy stuck up for his teammate like that

Well you wouldn’t, but I do, even when it’s the other team

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was trying to say

it’s calling backing your boys, but deaf ears

by dach on May 7, 2009 1:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Thats not sticking up for your teammate

Its called starting shit over nothing.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

let's see, 2 minutes earlier

2 of your teammates and an opposing player are jawing at each other, 3 techs… that’s nothing?

by dach on May 7, 2009 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

actually

it was two Lakers and one Rocket.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

walton is a scrub

i’d love to see scola break his face. he’s tried to get into it instead of trying to stop it.

by big jay on May 7, 2009 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know Bill

is ashamed.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

luke walkton fkin sucks
only made it to the nba because of his dad
lameeo

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

no argument there

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

he's a g'damn bottom feeder

i’m amazed that kobe’s sack has held him this long

by big jay on May 7, 2009 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

there's about

20 guys in the Dleague who can contribute more than him.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

theres guys at my college who can outhoop him with a handicap

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Which replay were you watching?

Odom was chasing Scola around all period and Scola decides he isn’t gonna have any of it, and jaws back. But guess who comes to the rescue… Luke “I can’t hit a wideopen three” Walton getting into Scola’s face in something that isn’t even his business. Why the fuck are you trying to start something Luke? You’re not even a contributor. Then fisher decides to take it to the next level…

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

i agree with on that one

i’ve called him many times Luke "I can’t hit a wideopen three" Walton..

by dach on May 7, 2009 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

we finally managed to find

some common ground tonite.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

How pathetic is it that

Portland fans are trying to live vicariously through the Rockets?

LOL Get a life, losers.

"I've hacked into your brain. You're throwing a party and no one's showing up."

by ignign*kt on May 7, 2009 1:10 AM CDT reply actions  

LOLWUT

Not very.

"I've hacked into your brain. You're throwing a party and no one's showing up."

by ignign*kt on May 7, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Your organization is about as dignified and classy

as Dick Cheney, what with the D. Miles situation. I enjoyed how they were covered in failsauce in their attempt to blackball him.

"I've hacked into your brain. You're throwing a party and no one's showing up."

by ignign*kt on May 7, 2009 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like how it was called a "blackball"

when the email basically said, “if you sign him and don’t play him, just having him to screw us,” we will sue you.

Portland is paying Miles nine million a year. He refused to rehab and cussed out the coach. I don’t feel bad that he quit on the team and is still receiving megamillions.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 1:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

didn't OJ get away?

or am I getting senile…

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 2:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

OJ Not guilty in criminal court

Guilty in civil court meaning he had to pay $$$$ to the Goldmans (which of course, he hasn’t).

But Barretta did get away with it. Barretta did that shit.

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 2:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

he wasn't found guilty

he was found “criminally responsible.”

by Only_A_Lad on May 7, 2009 2:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

He was found criminally responsible.

Something Kobe was not found to be.

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 3:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Other fans

At least fans of other teams like the Rockets. Or, at the least do not despise us like they do LA.

by Silentjay on May 7, 2009 1:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

and you wonder why

nobody supports the lakers?

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

kobe dont stick up for his team mates
that nigga instigates

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:10 AM CDT reply actions  

Im tired of this Lakers bullshit

Tried to injure Yao
Bled shane
Bows to the throat
and running Scola over?

what the fuck.
this isnt fucking basketball…
its sickening.
lets go back to ’92 ’93

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:13 AM CDT reply actions  

tried to injure yao?

wouldnt you think that kobe would not actually bump knees intentionally with yao because that would mean kobe would run a higher risk of injury. i mean yao’s knees are like twice the size of kobes

by shoothoop on May 7, 2009 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

yea
and kobe is a bony motha fucka

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

and

you are reduced to going to the opposing team’s blog to gloat over one of the ugliest playoff wins in recent memory.

Congratulations.

draft dejuan blair

by Cablinasian on May 7, 2009 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

there isnt anything wrong with that. at least i dont think so
i think portland fans jst give houston respect for being so classy
anyone frm portland for the lakers?

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

OR

There’s mutual respect, even affection. You wouldn’t understand that, would you?

Piss off Karl, God hates you.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

can you stop repeating the bad jokes that have already been posted?

come up with something original, please.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sasha =

crybaby. Remember when Ray Allen scored that key layup on him in the Finals last year and Sasha threw a temper-tantrum? fuckin’ funny.

by stuartallen83 on May 7, 2009 1:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Its natural to

root for the team that beat you, because if they win a ’Ship, you can always claim you were the second best team. this is fairly standard.

by stuartallen83 on May 7, 2009 1:18 AM CDT reply actions  

?

This is why Rockets fans root for the Jazz?

That wasn’t meant to be rude, I just think it’s a bit inaccurate. Most fans hate the team that eliminated them.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Jazz

are a special case.

Because they suck. Fuck the Jazz.

by jasonmicron on May 7, 2009 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nah, not really a special case

After last year’s CFs, most Pistons fans were rooting for the Lakers. Most Spurs fans were rooting for the Celtics. It’s pretty normal.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

hey hey hey

Take it easy on the Jazz, man!

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 2:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

Where do you get that information?

There is no normal circumstance in which I would ever root for the jazz.

And hey, at one point in my life I really liked to watch the Lakers – Magic, Showtime, those were great teams to watch. This version of the Lakers? They reflect Kobe. That isn’t good.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Should I put up a sarcastic sign? I’m well aware the Jazz are enemy #1 around here. Look at the post I was responding to.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I think we need a sarcasm emoticon.

After a while you learn the “voice” of posters, until then…

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yea

If we lose (Big IF) I’m rooting for Denver

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

See that's a normal fan reaction

Blazers fans just obsess with anything purple and gold. Normal fans usually hate the team that eliminated them, which is why I hate the Celtics.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

who said your the norm

your on a rival team blog posting angry comments about your victory
we have plenty of comments here i think we could do fine without yours

J'ed

by Rockets on May 7, 2009 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

Angry? Have you read anything I've posted?

I’ve posted on the Dream Shake, Pounding the Rock, 3QC, and other blogs. I’ve never been accused of being angry or a troll. I try to stay as reasonable and balanced as possible. I didn’t come here to gloat – I haven’t said one thing about the win tonight – or any nonsense like that. Please take the time to read someone’s postings before pulling out criticism like that.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'll vouch for you.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol appreciate it

I probably shouldnt have come here during post-game emotions time, I’m just getting my head taken off. But I understand, especially if there were Laker trolls here earlier.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Uhh

LSU fan speaking here, we don’t like being associated with the other team in Purple and Gold

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not for me. We've lost to the Lakers many times and it has caused me to hate them.

It is because of the way they act.

Lost to Houston and gained respect for their team. Tough basketball players and big hearts.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Blazers fans are kind of an exception though

I can understand some of it. I wasn’t a big fan of Kobe’s “you can’t guard me” over and over again tonight.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

wait until it happens several years in a row

there won’t be affection any more.. enjoy it while it lasts. that’s playoffs

by dach on May 7, 2009 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did you not understand what I said?

I said I have respect for good people, even if I lose to them.

I have no respect for bad people, even when I beat them.

The rest should be clear.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

finally houston gets some attention
“we wont go down, not tonight! This is our battle and were ready to fighttt!”

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:20 AM CDT reply actions  

why would you wanna provoke a team w/ ron on it?

I'll snap yo neck like a twig if you sass me again. . .

by Duhoh on May 7, 2009 1:21 AM CDT reply actions  

THE POINT HERE IS:
Kobe is scared of Artest.
backing off like a little bitch to make it look like its all on Artest
what a little bitch

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't you

kick someone’s ass if they tossed beer on you?

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, kids love him.

only thugs are scared of him.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like Artest.

I probably would have gone looking for the guy too.

It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve sobered up someone with my fist.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

kobe knows damn well

artest would snap his ass in two and use his bones as tooth picks

by big jay on May 7, 2009 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah Kobe

Doesn’t want none of Artest off the court.

Kobe just plays basketball and is good at it. And owns Artest on the court.

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 2:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

i hate to bitch about the officiating

but we seriously lost tonight b/c of it,

by big jay on May 7, 2009 1:23 AM CDT reply actions  

Don't start that.

It’s not a good road to travel. Take the high one no matter what.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not as much

as were in Joey’s.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

we were*

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Officiating was just bad

If i took a shot for every time a ref pushed a rocket tonight, id have alcohol poisoning right now

by LSURocket on May 7, 2009 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

As much as i hated Artest coming out,
i think the officials did what needed to be done.
no complains tonight. Exept for a couple of uncalled ones in the 3rd

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

i hate to bitch about the officiating

“but let me go ahead and do it anyway…”

by Gils_Keloids on May 7, 2009 2:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

LETS ALL

Go on the Silver Screen and Roll and talk shit
haha

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:28 AM CDT reply actions  

not worth it

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's bad for your brain to do that.

And most of SS+R guys have been ok.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not really nice thing to do.

But if you are making an ironic joke at how dull these lakerfantrolls are here, then I think it is funny.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

What really pissed me off

was Derek’s reaction about it at the press conference.
what a douche

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:32 AM CDT reply actions  

the whole team is a bunch of d bags

how is it that the whole team is getting at scola and somehow it’s still scola’s fault?
WTF???!?!?!!??

by big jay on May 7, 2009 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

If a guy tries to lay another guy out with a cheap shot elbow to the face,

you expect that guy to be contrite?

Fisher is going to be suspended. You can see premeditation on the elbow.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

that’s a pretty remarkable intention-sensor you’ve got there, Xiane.

(yeah, he meant to do it)

by Only_A_Lad on May 7, 2009 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

You gotta admit though,

the league has said over and over again that it knows people’s intentions when it reviews these things. It’s idiotic, but it is the way Stern deals.

by staylost on May 7, 2009 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

You doubt me, and yet I can see into the hearts of men.

Perhaps I can say “It is reasonable to infer intent from the actions I witnessed”.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I already told y'all

that introspection can’t reveal our own intentions to us (at least not fully). Why would observation reveal outsider intent?

No, I think it’s clear that the NBA needs strict, results-based punishments. Crippling elbow to the face is at least a one-game suspension, no matter “reasonable inference of intent.”

(this post submitted half in jest)

by Only_A_Lad on May 7, 2009 1:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

We can't discover own our intentions? We can't discover others?

 Can anyone actually function in that universe. Or do you mean “know” in some more final sense?
It is ON! You’re going DOWN!

Well, not really. Im sleepy.

And yes, I agree with you. We usually don’t need intent. But what if someone whistles a vicious elbow at someone’s head, but misses only because the other guy tripped? Does Rafer deserve the same punishment? He certainly didnt seem to be trying to hurt House.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 1:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

If Derek gets away with this shit…
im rioting.

by bad2bone2212 on May 7, 2009 1:41 AM CDT reply actions  

He won't

I’m sure Stu Jackson texted Stern right as it happened.

by Snoopy2006 on May 7, 2009 1:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

"OMGAD OMGAD DAVE WHADDAWE DO?"

stern: Hmm if we suspend him… the TV ratings will SKYROCKET and people will tune in to see more of this.
stu: KK LETS DO IT.

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 1:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Married in Iowa?

Sorry it was RIGHT THERE.

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 2:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh god

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by hardgay on May 7, 2009 2:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

Go to the light. Go to the light...

by Xiane on May 7, 2009 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

If he does

It’s just proof that the NBA has been sleeping with the Lakers, and that its faker than wrestling

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