I was listening to the Calvin Murphy Show today in 97.5 and they were doing Kobe Bryant Jokes kinda in the same fashion as chuck norris jokes.

A couple they gave:

Kobe Bryant could douse the Rockets bench in gasoline, light it on fire, and the league still wouldnt do anything.

Kobe Bryant could shoot a flaming arrow through the Rockets starting 5, and the League still wouldnt do anything.

A couple of my own:

Kobe Bryant could elbow Ron Artest in the throat and the league still wouldnt do anything (oh, sorry, that one wasnt very original).

Kobe Bryant could mug a man while he was down on the court and the league wouldnt do anything (yeah not very original either but more true than my first).

Kobe Bryant could stab man in his heart with a table leg and the league still wouldnt do anything

Kobe Bryant could shank Yao's achilles and the league still wouldnt do anything

Here's your open forum to be creative and make fun of both Kobe and the league, all in good fun of course.