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What REALLY happened with Von Wafer and Rick Adelman

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Wafer: Coach we need some new ideas on how to get back in this game. Got any ideas?

 

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Adelman: Not at the moment Von, right now I am trying to figure out how to stop Kobe and his massive ego...

 

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Wafer: Look Rick...you need some motivation....You see Ron out there...He has been playing amazing ever since he got his Von Hawk..or should I say "Ron Hawk"....You should get one of those awesome haircuts for yourself...maybe your coaching will get a little better than it has been....

 

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Adelman: Look Von, I am the teacher and your are my pupil, If you dont like my hair or the way I coach you can go to the locker and run your hands through your own crazy ass hairdo...

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Wafer: But Coach! I can totally see you with the Rockets logo on the side of your head! Maybe you.............

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Adelman: I AM NOT GETTING A MOHAWK VON AND THATS FINAL! TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE LOCKER ROOM BEFORE I GET JOEY CRAWFORD ON YOU!

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Wafer: (Walking away and mumbling to himself) Thats alright..ill be back with a razor and we'll see who has the last laugh Sleepy..... What would JOEY do ANYWAY?......Hes too busy kissing Kobes nuts...

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Adelman:.....(To Himself)...I wonder how a Von Hawk would look on me.....ARTEST GET OUT OF KOBES FACE!....Damn maybe I should think about this magical haircut......


I will end this by saying that I love Von Wafers hair by the way and Rons is even more bad ass....I promised my friends I would get my hair exactly like Rons if they get past the Lakers...We'll see how it goes...As crazy as that hair is, I really want the Rockets to move on to  win a championship..it is long over due...GO ROCKETS!!!

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by LaMarvelous on May 8, 2009 2:02 AM CDT reply actions  

If the Rockets beat the Lakers...

I have a feeling we’ll start seeing a lot of those ridiculous haircuts around town. This could be awesome.

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by ClutchCityCrazyPills on May 8, 2009 2:44 AM CDT reply actions  

I hope so

Because the team will need all the support they can get from us to take down these Lakers…..This is going to be a long series…Cant wait for tonites game….Im bettin on some more bloodshed and ejections…hopefully all on the Lakers..

by JRodriguez on May 8, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Dont bet on it though.

I think you will have a complete whistle fest tonight. The refs will be all over every little thing. This might actually help the Rockets to some extent. They would be less affected by constant whistles, than the Lakers.

by Yao11 on May 8, 2009 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats true....

It would be a good thing if they cleaned everything up…lets hope they dont overdue it though because I would really hate to see Ron on the bench early….Yao will have to watch it tonite too…would be bad if he went out early too…although they played pretty well with the Chuckwagon in the game in Game 2…Well see how it goes…

by JRodriguez on May 8, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

The bench is what kept them in the game

Don’t fool yourself. LA has stacked up a pretty good team. We need contributions from all players(brooks, barry, LANDRY, Lowrey). I hope the refs don’t take the playoff intensity away from the game. It would be game 2 in portland all over again. I think we can take them. The most important thing is that the Rockets CAN take them. They just have to play good basketball and leave all the jawing to the lakers. Seriously though, shane has to be the coolest guy on the block to take all the trash talking from kobe. That was uncalled for. Even a laker fan could see that

by mutombo4life on May 8, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Our bench is one of the best...

I hope Landry steps up again like he did in the last game…..Im really waiting on Wafer to make some shots..Im hoping he gets the crowd hyped tonite with one of his awesome dunks…Lowry needs to step up too cuz his game on Wednesday was not that great……Havent seen much of Barry and Aaron already knows he needs to lead this team to victory so hopefully we can pull both of these home games…
I think Battier is the best person to play Kobe..he wont break down and go down to Kobes level…..There was an article I read but I cant remember where it was so Imma put it as close as I can…

Supposedly Kobe and Battier ran into each other after the game right before they were leaving Staples Center in Game 2….Kobe said….“Way to keep trying”….(asshole)….and Battier said “Dont worry,Im not going anywhere.”…………..haha..couldnt have put it better myself….

by JRodriguez on May 8, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

That is great!

You must have spent some time looking for photos that had the exact expressions that you needed. Nice job.

My favorite teams are the Blazers and any team that is playing the Lakers.

by OCBlazerFan1 on May 8, 2009 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol thanks...

Not too long…I think the best one is the last one with Rick Adelman with his hands in his hair…that was actually the first one I found and I knew that one would fit perfectly with the end….That was actually my first post and I plan to do alot more so check them out when I do…
LETS GO ROCKETS!!!

by JRodriguez on May 8, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

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