Wafer: Coach we need some new ideas on how to get back in this game. Got any ideas?
Adelman: Not at the moment Von, right now I am trying to figure out how to stop Kobe and his massive ego...
Wafer: Look Rick...you need some motivation....You see Ron out there...He has been playing amazing ever since he got his Von Hawk..or should I say "Ron Hawk"....You should get one of those awesome haircuts for yourself...maybe your coaching will get a little better than it has been....
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Adelman: Look Von, I am the teacher and your are my pupil, If you dont like my hair or the way I coach you can go to the locker and run your hands through your own crazy ass hairdo...
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Wafer: But Coach! I can totally see you with the Rockets logo on the side of your head! Maybe you.............
Adelman: I AM NOT GETTING A MOHAWK VON AND THATS FINAL! TAKE YOUR ASS TO THE LOCKER ROOM BEFORE I GET JOEY CRAWFORD ON YOU!
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Wafer: (Walking away and mumbling to himself) Thats alright..ill be back with a razor and we'll see who has the last laugh Sleepy..... What would JOEY do ANYWAY?......Hes too busy kissing Kobes nuts...
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Adelman:.....(To Himself)...I wonder how a Von Hawk would look on me.....ARTEST GET OUT OF KOBES FACE!....Damn maybe I should think about this magical haircut......
I will end this by saying that I love Von Wafers hair by the way and Rons is even more bad ass....I promised my friends I would get my hair exactly like Rons if they get past the Lakers...We'll see how it goes...As crazy as that hair is, I really want the Rockets to move on to win a championship..it is long over due...GO ROCKETS!!!
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