Deleted a potential post today - some just don't make the cut.  Anyhow, this came up, and it set me off laughing for about five minutes:

The story was successfully destroyed.  Not deleted, not erased, but destroyed.  That's just how we do things around here. 

However, if that is the road that we intend to take, my only complaint is that the story was not "terminated" instead. With that in mind, I would like to request, along with the change in diction, that this picture be shown upon deleting a story:

Another reason why I write for the best blog team in the business.