looks like Francis just farted, the guy next to him just said something about it, and mutombo saying “smelt it dealt it”, and the guy next to him saying “ditto, times two”

He gets to sit next to Deke and the greatest PG of all time, Franchise. Isn’t he still a free agent? MOREY SIGN HIM NOW!!!

From left to right…

White guy: Deke if you had stayed in the league just two more years you could have maybe caught up to Hakeem in blocked shots…

Deke: [In Deke’s accent] (I swear to god if this white man don’t shut up I’m going to… what the hell is that smell…)

Other white guy, or maybe asian: Durr, basketball is fun. I like basketball. It’s my favorite sport. I’m so lucky. I get to sit courtside. How fun. blah blah blah…

Franchise: Yeah yeah man, basketball. Cool. (I hope no one smells that, that was disgusting. Maybe I can blame it on this child I found sitting on my lap…)

Patti Smith: Back to you guys (FUCKING GROSS ARGHHHHH)

The week before that was also awesome-

Winner, tiparillo:
“An All-Star! An All-Star! My Kingdom for an All-Star!” — Coach “Richard III” Adelman

Co-runner-up, Chris:
Rick’s attempts to unleash the elements using his mutant powers were unsuccessful at stopping the Bobcats, but unbeknownst to him he had stopped the Clippers win streak in Memphis.

Co-runner-up, Ben Dover:
O Tracy, Tracy! Wherefore art thou Tracy?
Deny thy team and refuse thy name
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love
And I’ll no longer be a Coach