1560 The Game - Luis Scola Theme Song

A modern day warrior mean mean stride
Today’s Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride
It’s Luis Scola – S-C-O-L-A Scola

He comes from the land of the Argentinians
Where America is South it’s even South-er than the land of Mexi-cola
We’re talkin’ Luis Scola

You can find him on the courts of the NBA
Where he plays for the Rockets in the Central his game(?) for Toyota

He’s a scavenging buzzard living under the glass
And he pads his stats by busting his ass under the goal-a
G-O-A-L-A goal-a

It’s so tempting to say Yoda
Let’s hope he never gets ebola
He knows his crap from Shinola
Why do hippies eat granola
He learned the Force from Master Yoda

From San Antonio he was sent
Some say he gives up meat for Lent
And he plays a mean defense
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See also: Lola, its Weird Al parody, Yoda, and Rush’s Tom Sawyer, by the way.