In probably the dumbest attempt to pose a decent trivia question in years, the two winners, after a freakin' gigantic random number draw, are:

olivarezq1 and jasonmicron

E-mail michelle@sbnation.com for your tickets.  Congratulations, and I promise the next question will not be so easy.

UPDATE: One of you has not e-mailed Michelle yet.  It's too late, sorry.  Check your e-mail to see if Michelle has contacted you.