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Secret Honor - a Tinfoil Hat McGrady Theory

Houston Rockets' Tracy McGrady gives a thumbs up rather than his usual "V for Victory" sign as he awaits his helicopter. (AP Photo/Bob Levey)

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Houston Rockets' Tracy McGrady gives a thumbs up rather than his usual "V for Victory" sign as he awaits his helicopter. (AP Photo/Bob Levey)

Since it is likely that we will never have perfect, or even imperfect, knowledge of the situation, and the true goings-on behind the scenes with McGrady and the Rockets, I thought I'd once again stir the congealing goo at the bottom of that pot.  (If you keep picking at it, it'll never heal, idiot. Whoops, inner monologue slip there.)

OK - Here's the theory...

Star-divide

Axiom: McGrady and The Rockets are, in fact, quite fond of one another and would do the other a good turn if they could.  (I know, just go with it for the sake of argument.)

McGrady, after his summer rehab and working out like mad with Grover, felt great.  The Rockets believed he probably did feel great, but wasn't nearly ready to play.  Thus the weird October-December suiting up, not playing, thing.

But, Tracy was persistent, he felt great.  So he practiced a bit, and Adelman allowed that, yeah, he looked like he could go out there and shake the rust off for a few minutes at a time.  8-10 minutes, particularly with Budinger out, weren't likely to hurt the Rockets.  McGrady might either play well and help, or at least get in game shape and show he was able to contribute. It could lead to something worthwhile sooner than expected.

But!  Remember when everyone with experience of microfracture thought he'd be back, oh, late January, or maybe after the ASG?  Maybe not at all in 09-10?  Well, it turns out they were right - McGrady felt great, but was in no wise healed enough to actually play ball.  Each game was a misery, and despite public complaining McGrady knew that 8 minutes in the first half was all he could do before his knee looked like a grapefruit, and he'd start limping visibly.

So, what's to do?  Remember the initial theory - McGrady and Houston actually like one another. After 45 minutes of NBA action McGrady realized that the "after the ASG" return schedule was, perhaps, the realistic one. He needed to get back to rehab pronto, but he didn't want to shaft the Rockets. 

So, a tiff was created by both parties.  McGrady demanded something he knew the Rockets could never, ever, give him: control of his playing time.  McGrady then requested a trade, and hied to Chicago (with the Rockets blessing) for more desperately needed rehab.  He really thinks he'll be fine sometime in say, early February to early March.

The Rockets get a chance to trade him, with all seeming well with McGrady except his ego.  McGrady gets more time to get ready to play, realizing his earlier timetable didn't prepare him for full time NBA pounding and stress.

McGrady chose secret honor, while appearing a vainglorious ninny.  

McGrady lovers, this is your way out. It explains why he'd make a trade demand when it is obvious such a demand would lower his value and make a deal less likely.  Because there was no other choice, except to shed real doubt on his ability to play, something neither side wanted.  It also accounts for the complete silence regarding TMac from the Rockets front office.  The Rockets are working to trade him, and beyond that have said nothing whatsoever.  TMac has been oddly quiet, too.

PS - the post title is taken from a fascinating little movie/one-man-show about Richard Nixon starring the amazing Phillip Baker Hall.  If you have any interest in Nixon, or the period, it's worth a place on your Netflix queue - a completely different thing from the big-budget Anthony Hopkins affair.  It presents an interesting theory, and offers a great individual performance.  Does this mean I think Tracy McGrady is the Richard Nixon of the NBA?  You make the call.

Poll
Xiane that McGrady theory is:
Complete and utter rubbish.
90 votes
Interesting, but a clear case of over-thinking.
85 votes
Oddly compelling, but still wrong.
61 votes
A lovely attempt to rehabilitate the Nixon of the NBA.
36 votes
Surprisingly convincing.
59 votes
Proof that you can't even trust a tinfoil hat these days.
23 votes
Incomplete without epicycles.
22 votes

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That was pretty interesting.

by VBG on Jan 29, 2010 1:17 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah…it really was.

by ReverendRocket on Jan 29, 2010 8:45 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I'd love if that were true.

But my readings of the NBA have given me the impression that teams and players talk surprisingly rarely. Coaches talk basketball during practices, and GMs meet with agents around contract time, but that seems to be about it. In order for this to be pulled off, you’d need a GM, coach, player, and agent all in the same room on the same page. And THEN they’d have to be as creative as you were in thinking of it. Wish it were so, but I think that it was probably just as awkard a parting as it seemed.

by Moondebah on Jan 29, 2010 1:34 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Did you see...

Feigen’s comment over question on McGrady expressing his unhappiness w/his minutes after Orlando game?
“…but I do absolutely know that Tracy was not happy at all when he mistakenly thought they were going to hold him in the first-quarter stints.”
http://blogs.chron.com/nba/2010/01/pregame_report_rockets_vs_trai.html#comments

WTF? Seriously,WTF? McGrady’s not playing because there was the dreaded “lack of communication”?
That’s either pathetic,or someone w/the Rockets is trying to re-write history.

by Tisbee on Jan 29, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly...

I think it’s about McGrady. It’s always been about McGrady. The minute he realized that it wasn’t his team anymore….. he wanted out. Plain and simple. Its not about one side not wanting to hurt the other (that’s just the professional way to handle it). He doesn’t want to be bench material or coming off the bench, he’s a star player (in his mind). Until his knee fully heals I think he is a bench warmer. Until then, I don’t think a team will trade for a semi-healed bench warmer with a $20 million dollar contract to pick up. Oh, I almost forgot to mention… he has an ego.

There's lots of ways to lose your life. All at once............or one day at a time.

by BuckingLaz on Jan 29, 2010 3:49 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I disagree about the benchwarmer part.

Even in his whatever condition he’s quite good. Better playmaker than anyone on this team.

by VBG on Jan 29, 2010 4:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Possibly

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

by Xiane on Jan 29, 2010 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So,

Only_A_Lad is Tracy McGrady.

As in, the fans voted to trade you in 1 of the fan post.

Good luck in DC

by SlideNShuffle on Jan 29, 2010 10:56 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

uh, sure

and by the transitive property, I’m Batman. That’s pretty sweet.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 29, 2010 5:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I need glasses.

At first glance, I could’ve sworn that read “transvestite”.

by DribbleHooper on Jan 29, 2010 6:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I went with "interesting but overthinking".

Nevertheless, with the Rockets organization managing to keep a fairly tight lid on Crazy Pills’ Houston antics, I suppose I shouldn’t sell short their conspiratorial abilities…

by DribbleHooper on Jan 29, 2010 6:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm nice tinfoil hat.

But mine’s better.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

by Xiane on Jan 30, 2010 2:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Xiane

If you go missing in the next few days… We will know for a fact that you were completely right and also that The Houston Rockets sent out one of their many assassins to take you out.

by Ivan A on Jan 29, 2010 7:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's the Power Dancers other job.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

by Xiane on Jan 30, 2010 2:38 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

One moment you’re distracted, the next you’re dead. It’s just another example of Daryl Morey thinking outside the box.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

by Xiane on Jan 30, 2010 2:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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