Well fine TDS contributors. I am a fan of a horrible NFL team and, as per the start of our season, a disappointing NBA team. I invite all of you to join me in my Victory Beard endeavor. I initially set out to grow some scruff for Halloween for a Robin Hood outfit, and now I am straight up unwilling to shave until one of my teams post a win.
Photos will be posted to prove I'm legit. I just need a way to rationalize this suckitude shy of holding to my comment in the game thread to fly down to Houston and correct the problems by applying the authority of my fist to the tender nether regions of the Rockets shouting "LEARN TO PLAY TEAM BALL AND DEFEND OR YOU WILL NEVER REPRODUCE AGAIN!"
I put forth to you The TDS Victory Beard project. Some of you may get lucky, we may win our next game, others of us will have to dispel concerns of Megan's Law to our neighbors, that is the risk you take FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME.