Four Phenomenal Basketball Photos That Will Change Your Life

Need something to brighten your day? Try this:

1. Find an old Rockets game program from the '98-'99 season.  *Check*

2. Read through it until you come across the player portraits.  *Check*

3. Embrace the glory/approach Nirvana.  *Click the jump*

This.

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"This is Matt Maloney of the Houston Rockets. If you choose a men's hair product, choose Rogaine."

 

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Bryce Drew foreshadows his career as a professional basketball player.

 

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Yes, Anthony Miller's tattoo literally says, "Zoink!"

 

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This one is called "Intimidation Pose," by Antoine Carr.

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