Reminder: Rockets hosting evil Utah Jazz TONIGHT!

by grungedave on Feb 16, 2010 10:19 AM CST in Random Commentary

The All-Star break is over.

The Rockets get back to business tonight at home against the Utah Jazz. Yes, the Jazz.

I really, really hate the Utah Jazz.

In addition, we only have 2 more days to beat the various "Tracy McGrady trade" scenarios into the ground. Should be an exciting 48 hours. Someone should prank call McGrady and tell him he got traded to the Nets though.

(Granted, if the current Knicks deal goes through - yes, it would be a good trade in theory, but the Rockets wouldn't be getting an impact player for this year or next, so I'm not pacing back-and-forth waiting for it to go through. Plus it would take Joey Dorsey away from me.)

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haha

I really, really hate the Utah Jazz

Glad you clarified this once again. Really, the simplicity of it is hilarious.

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by Tom Martin on Feb 16, 2010 10:49 AM CST reply actions

FIRST TIME POSTER

from battle red blog…..

Just want to say i love the blog, and i also hate joey dorsey.

i dont love this trade and have a sneaky feeling morey pulls of a three teamer for iggy

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by Allen-OU on Feb 16, 2010 11:20 AM CST reply actions

but... how?

How can you hate Joey Dorsey? He’s walking comic material!

by grungedave on Feb 16, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions

I really don't want to lose Dorsey.

He makes me smile.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

by Xiane on Feb 16, 2010 7:29 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah we need more Dorsey stories!

Haven’t seen any since he started getting considerable minutes

by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Feb 16, 2010 9:37 PM CST up reply actions

maybe tomorrow...

working on a storyline now.

by grungedave on Feb 17, 2010 1:55 AM CST up reply actions

I HATE the Utah Jazz too!!

The Prank call comment is hilarious!! LMAO!!

by kmbrly429 on Feb 16, 2010 12:21 PM CST reply actions

Man, I HATE UTAH!!!!!!!

Geez, I hate the Jazz. Hate ’em!

I hate them like Stewie Griffin hates Lois.
I hate them like Eric Cartman hates hippies.
I hate them like Donnie Walsh hates having Jared Jeffries under contract.

From John Stockton’s daisy dukes
To Karl Malone’s pointed elbows
To Andrei Kerilinko (or however the heck he spells it) tears
To Carlos Boozer’s greed/traitorism
All the way to Sloan’s ability to CONTINUE to coach the team

B^2
In Daryl Morey, Rick Smith and Ed Wade we (usually) trust.

by Nitroberg on Feb 16, 2010 2:21 PM CST reply actions

most excellent

“I hate them like Eric Cartman hates hippies.”

by grungedave on Feb 16, 2010 3:02 PM CST up reply actions

Amen to that

And after that first quarter…OH MY GOODNESS…the Jazz are friggin dirty.

They were dirty in 1994-95 when I first started watching as a young boy.
They were dirty in 1997 during that West Finals matchup.
They were dirty till John Stockton’s Daisy Dukes got hung up in the rafters.
They were dirty in 2007 and 2008 when we got She-Mac’ed out of the playoffs.
And guess what…

THEY ARE STILL DIRTY!

B^2
In Daryl Morey, Rick Smith and Ed Wade we (usually) trust.

by Nitroberg on Feb 16, 2010 8:13 PM CST up reply actions

Come on now

How can you hate the Jazz.. They are like brothers to the Rockets. Both under rated teams that perform well. Both hate the Lakers. Both seem to do more with less. As a Jazz fan I would like to say I Like to watch the Rockets. They are my sleeper team in the west. I admire how with some non household names they remain competitive and dangerous to any team. They are the team in the west I hate to see on the Jazz schedule you always can get beat.

by neds on Feb 16, 2010 5:16 PM CST reply actions

Its really very easy to hate Utah.

I hate them for how they play – cheapshots and flops don’t equal “tough”. I hate them for their dickwad drunky coach. I hate their forever-ringless bastard asshole stars. I don’t particularly like a lot of their fans. I hate their stupid ass name. I hate them for their dumbass color scheme. I hate that slowly but surely a great player in D Williams is being turned into just another jazzhole.

Isn’t that enough? I could go on…

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

by Xiane on Feb 16, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions