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Help Rename the Bobcats!

Michael Jordan's recent purchase of the Charlotte Bobcats has been coupled (by a Charlotte Observer writer) with a desire to rename the young franchise:

If Michael Jordan listens to his customers, and potential customers, he'll seriously consider a name change from "Bobcats" once his purchase of Charlotte's NBA franchise is complete.

Personally, I agree. "Bobcats," as has been noted so many times in so many places, sounds like a high school or college team. It doesn't have that "pro" feel to it, whatever that means (I think Wittgenstein had something to say about "resemblance" that might help here). But all the good pro names are taken - the generic stuff (Hawks, Grizzlies, etc.) is being used in the NBA itself, while it just feels weird to take one of the NFL or baseball's generic names (Bears, Lions, Tigers).

Fortunately, the NBA's internet community is here to help. BDL's Trey Kirby has some ideas:

- Michaeljordancats: Keeps with the tradition of naming the franchise after its owner.

- Sonics: Hey, it's available.

- Mints: Refers to the Charlotte Mint, which was founded in 1837 after that nation's first gold rush. They'd have to wear those green jerseys all the time though.

- Limoges: This is a shout-out to one of Charlotte's sister cities in France. It has the added benefit of keeping Boris Diaw(notes) happy, which means it'll keep Boris Diaw skinny, which means it'll keep Boris Diaw good at basketball.

- Grahams: Charlotte is the birthplace of evangelist Billy Graham, and giving him a nod would be great for the rabid Christian fan base that's so important in that region.

...while Rob Mahoney at Hardwood Paroxysm has some of his own.

I think Rockets fans (and Dreamshakers in particular) can help out our fellow NBA fans. Let's put our heads together and come up with something. Here, I'll get us started:

  • Charlotte Jordans - a similar theme as the Kirby's "Michaeljordancats" and HP's "Mikecats," but this emphasizes MJ a lot more, I think. Do you think Nike would pay Charlotte to use the name, or would the team have to pay Nike? I'm going with the latter, but I think it would be a good investment for the team. Think about what "Jordans" would represent: grace, quality, glamor, overpriced products based on artificial scarcity -- all things that any NBA team needs.
  • Charlotte Flyers - nobody really watches hockey (nobody important, anyways), and I'm pretty sure the airplane was invented in North Carolina.
  • Charlotte Fighters - If I were creating an MLB team, this is what I'd name them. Sure, the Japanese "Nippon Ham Fighters" have sucked throughout their history (and have mostly served to confuse American baseball fans about a team named "Ham Fighters"), but it's a pretty cool name, I think. Besides, they could make the logo something awesome and self-referential, like Stephen Jackson punching a fan, or a beer cup.
  • Charlotte Ham Fighters - Come to think of it, "Ham Fighters" is a pretty cool name, too. It's what I name most of my fantasy baseball teams. I've even got a logo - a pig in boxing gloves. Go ahead, MJ, you can use it.
  • Charlotte Avatars - It's the most popular movie in the world, MJ, and capitalizing on pop culture fads has worked out spectacularly for the Raptors.
  • Charlotte North Carolinians - Trust us, Bobcats fans, this naming scheme is nothing but sweet.

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That's pretty weird that you mention the Ham Fighters

that’s what I name my fantasty baseball teams as well.

"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018

by Artest4Prez on Mar 2, 2010 11:46 AM CST reply actions  

I think the most wonderful basketball name is the Sioux Falls Skyforce, mostly because of what a great word “Skyforce” is. I propose that they think on a similar vein and just go ahead and smash cool words together to make a bigger, cooler word, possibly with a logo that includes stuff shooting off somewhere.

Examples:

Fireblast
Windmasters
Megadunk
Powertrain
Futuresquad
Lasersword
Goldheroes

by DUNOTS on Mar 2, 2010 12:44 PM CST reply actions  

I like that

but wouldn’t that have a “resemblance” (see above) to D-League teams? Or the XFL?

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

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by Xiane on Mar 2, 2010 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, only if you decide that the act of making a badass portmanteau is a decidedly D-League/XFL act. I mean, the NBA paradigm seems to be some sort of non-sequitor noun that allegedly is associated with the location. Pacers are a racecar, minnesota has lakes, various towns in california have clippers (?) and rockets (??) in them, I guess? But that’s so boring.

I mean, you could convert the name of every single NBA team into a WAY more badass name.

Timberwolves become DIREWOLVES
Grizzlies become KILLBEARS
Hornets become DEATHSWARM
Rockets become NUKESTRIKE
Raptors become MURDERSAURUS
and so on.

I guess now I’m arguing for an ever bigger and awesomer shakeup

by DUNOTS on Mar 2, 2010 2:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Ok Ok, I like it!

It is sorta metal, but in a good way.

I really like the Deathswarm and Direwolves (though I am actually really fond of non-threatening animal names – Beavers, Ducks, Horned Frogs, Bilikens, Blue Jays, etc)

The Clipper name came about because of Clipper ships putting into port in San Diego, I think. Rockets is part of the general Houston them involving NASA, of course, Astros, Rockets. Or the oil bidness, or now, just our nationality.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

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by Xiane on Mar 2, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, but weren’t the rockets originally in like san diego? As far as the clippers, they are pretty cool ships, but…. as far as team names go… what?

I recommend

Los Angeles DESTROYERFLEET

by DUNOTS on Mar 2, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

How about SeaFuries?

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by Xiane on Mar 2, 2010 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Or the San Diego Seamen?

In homage to Our Armed Forces and the big naval base there of course.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

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by Xiane on Mar 2, 2010 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

We were the Rockets in San Diego

But they have a big JPL facility out there I believe

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by UofTOrange on Mar 2, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

just fyi

The name ‘Sonics’ is not available until after 2012, I think. That was one of the deals the owner and Stern worked out with the city of Seattle; they get the right to keep the name “Sonics” for a while, in the event someone wants to create a team in the near future.

Wafer . . . again. (Marv Albert, HOU v. CLE Feb 2009)
-one of the FEW at Toyota Center who has the Wafer jersey

by olivarezq1 on Mar 2, 2010 12:49 PM CST reply actions  

Potential Names

Charlotte:

1. Jumpmen
2. Ninjas
3. Flight
4. Moons
5. Fire

by mish_DOS on Mar 2, 2010 1:14 PM CST reply actions  

Charlotte Comeback

Alliteration? Check

Connection to the new owner? Check

and how awesome would it be to hear the announcer say

 “What a great Comeback game.”

“That was the Comeback game of the year!”

“Micheal Jordan was the Comeback player of the year”

everything just sounds more positive with the word Comeback in front

by NVP on Mar 2, 2010 1:17 PM CST reply actions  

meh..

it wouldn’t matter if your called them the “Richard Simmons Glee Club” as long as they played great and won games. “Laker” and “Clipper” are equally stupid names for a basketball franchise, but one team wins, and the other team doesn’t, and you see the difference.

But if we have to pick a name, I’ll go with…
The Charlotte Kakalakis.

by ghost of cassell on Mar 2, 2010 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

I think it probably would matter if they were the Richard Simmons Glee Club

But a short version could be good – Dick Glee

Lakers, like Jazz and Clippers, are stupid out of context, but they’re old enough that it doesn’t matter as much. But I still enjoy mocking the Utah Jazz, because if there’s anything stupider than Lakes in SoCal, it’s Jazz in Utah.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

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by Xiane on Mar 2, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

First off, it's too small of a state/city for it to be named Charlotte

Should be the North Carolina Flyers

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by UofTOrange on Mar 2, 2010 1:25 PM CST reply actions  

Here are some more suggestions

The Jordanaires – A long-standing group, that once recorded with Elvis. Name could be had for a charitable contribution and standing half-time gig.

The Silent Partners – Since Jordan has virtually none of his vast fortune in the deal, it seems only fair to commemorate those with actual skin in the game.

NC Pro Team – To help residents quickly establish that you aren’t talking about Duke OR North Carolina basketball.

Significant gravitas shortfall expected in 2010.

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by Xiane on Mar 2, 2010 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

Some other ideas

Charlotte Aviators
Charlotte Barnstormers

or in homage to Nascar

Charlotte Speed

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by n1ck34 on Mar 2, 2010 3:27 PM CST reply actions  

I think Speed sounds like it could actually work

"I am from one of the top 15 cities in the world. Buffalo, New York." - TrentEdwardsHoF2018

by Artest4Prez on Mar 2, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm

I would suggest “Tar Heeled Blue Devils” but that might run afoul of a couple borderline famous regional trademarks.

by grungedave on Mar 2, 2010 5:25 PM CST reply actions  

Couple more ideas

Long time reader first post, hope for there to be many more in the future.

I know there is not space on the jerseys and I have never seen a pro sports team with multiple names but Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots * gets my vote. They could go against the trend and leave the name off the front of the jersey and just put a large logo on the front with the player number offset like the late 90s Rocket’s jerseys.

Also:
Charlotte Ballaholics
Charlotte Powerbottoms
Charlotte HammerTime
Charlotte Hornets #2

I found an article the other day that might interest some: The World’s Most Ridiculous Sports Team Names

 * before you go to tvtropes.org beware, you will lose hours of your life reading the site. Like wikipedia, I have literally spent DAYS on each of the site going through endless nested links to more terms…just go to the examples section and open all tabs.

by grahaminator on Mar 2, 2010 5:40 PM CST reply actions  

My two cents

Charlotte Clownpunchers

Not only are clowns scary and deserved to be punched and clownpuncher is the most awesomest name I’ve ever seen.

by HoustonTransplant on Mar 2, 2010 7:37 PM CST reply actions  

What about the Charlotte Lottery

cause that’s where they belong every year

Shane it's time to shave that creepy 'stash

by DREAM34 on Mar 3, 2010 12:16 AM CST reply actions  

How about this…

… they could name the team after a successful TV actress:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Rae

I think it’s one of those “Facts of Life” that the team needs a new name so let’s call them “The Charlotte Rays”, in honor of veteran sitcom actress Charlotte Rae.

;^P

.

I had to stop arguing with drunks, Steeler fans, and all other fools.
It was making my brick wall jealous...

by steeler-hater on Mar 3, 2010 12:15 PM CST reply actions  

Charlotte Air

or Charlotte Hornets

or Charlotte Race Car Drivers

To all Houston sports fans, Houston is the 4th biggest city in America, there will be traffic on the way to your respective sports game. Come Early, Be Loud, Stay Late.

by TexasHoosier on Mar 7, 2010 11:36 PM CST reply actions  

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