guess what happened TODAY

by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 27, 2010 9:53 PM CDT

Knowing the Ron-ron lovers here in Houston, I know you folks are gonna love this. So I was hooping at Lifetime today, and this bulky black dude with a design in his head comes in and calls next. I turn around, and think to myself, "He looks kinda like Ron Artest.."

Sure enough it wasn't Ron because this dude must have been about 6'1. But still, he did kinda look like him! If I had a picture I would show yall..his design was "Klein 7-on-7 Football Champs" tho..so that part is a little different too. But he was built like a shorter Ron forreal! I swear to God I'm not making this up, his D was nothing short of stellar when he played too..he was more of a quick slasher on offense though..I asked him what position in football he played and he replied "halfback". He said he's gonna try to walk on to Texas State's team..that would be sick! He was a cool dude, and even won a couple of games when he got there. Also a good player! and it just goes to show ya: People look like famous people sometimes! You've seen a look-alike? Share with us in the comments section

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This is beyond stupid. I saw a Robert Horry look alike, but then I realized I was watching Fresh Prince of Bellaire.

by ClutchFanSince94 on Jul 27, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs

lol!!!!!!!

GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!

by batman713 on Jul 27, 2010 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions

@ ClutchFanSince94 (not batman713)

hahaha its not that stupid..it is funny though! I can kinda see how Will looks like Horry a lil bit, i did the same thing once when I thought I saw this guy on the MTV show “Next” who looked like Shane Battier, I was seriously like “OMG!!” It’s hilarious when that happens haha

Dang..I thought this would be flooding with Rocket look-alikes within several hours…C’mon Rocket fans! Share with us your player look-alike stories!!

I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status

by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 12:37 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs

wuzzz good chuckhayesallstar i had a lil sumtin sumtin to share

i once seen dis cat named willie white at my local twenty fo hour fitness dat i go too. at first i thought dis dude was a brooks and i wuz like dammnnn son let me get yo autograph but jus end up dat dis kid look like a brooks and wuz not him…..jus sayin
needless to say i was left lookin like a fool at da courts and had to show dem up to gain back da respect i had lost…..

///willie white cant pass like aaron brook\\\\

Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow

by mitmil22 on Jul 28, 2010 1:17 AM CDT reply actions

lmaooooo

by dacodeman on Jul 28, 2010 3:20 AM CDT up reply actions

how bout shane battier for john cena

minus the built…: }

by CONAIR on Jul 28, 2010 7:59 AM CDT reply actions

This post deserves the Clutch the Bear Award

for sucking really, really bad.

by ClutchFanSince94 on Jul 28, 2010 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

lol ok buddy

that wasn’t rude at all..

I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status

by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

But try to understand. I opened the link expecting some valuable information about a trade or Rockets related information that was just released or maybe was only available here. When people post stuff that is just stupid, it discourages the intelligent people from contributing to the site. So, that’s pretty annoying. Plus, the Clutch the Bear Award is pretty hilarious so you’ve gotta give me that.

You have to concede that a post about how you saw a black guy who looks like Ron Artest is of no use to anyone. Plus, I’m not going to say its racistm but its bordeline bad tase. Does every tall white guy you see look like Kyle Korver or John Stockton? Probably not…

by ClutchFanSince94 on Jul 28, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions

I'm sure the Clutch award

joke was hilarious to you as you were typing it. Ok, I’ll at least give you that..and obviously this Ron story IS of use to people, as mitmil just proved…and the 4 Facebook shares proved. It just goes to show that look-alike stories are always fun. Always.

Let’s compare this to your Carroll Dawson article. Oh wow, more comparisons…YAWN..what next trite idea can we latch onto? Oh, I know! How about Kobe vs MJ! Or, Phil Jackson vs Red Auerbach! How original! So insightful!

You should win the Milwaukee Brewers’ Sausage-Race Mascot award for looking like a huge random dick. Hop off.

I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status

by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions

dawg

use a straight hata bro…..dis man just tryna do sumtin fun….i had fun wit dis post….jus sayin….i aint no hata but i mean cum on man….dat was outta line like a outta bounds call bro…..

/////im standin on tha top when i came from da under\\\

Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow

by mitmil22 on Jul 28, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions

exactly, like Clutch the Bear is just trying to do something fun. That’s why he gets the award.

by ClutchFanSince94 on Jul 28, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions

its all good mitmil22

he seems like a bandwagon bum anyway LOL..he became a rockets fan after they won..if I won the ‘ship next year, he’d prolly change his name to chuckhayesALLSTAR2010FanSince2011..

I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status

by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Well, I was 13 in 1994 and that’s when I started watching basketball. So, it’s not reallly like jumping on a bandwagon anymore than being a sports fan of any team is.

by ClutchFanSince94 on Jul 28, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions

becoming a fan of whoever wins

isn’t bandwagoning.And Yao is russian. And Lebron James isn’t a douche.

Forreal, you’re sounding real funny, ClutchFan.

Show some damn respect, RIP to Lorenzen Wright, his fam don’t deserve this shit..

I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status

by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 8:57 PM CDT reply actions

Bandwagon

only really applies to teams that have been good enough to warrant it for a long time. The Rockets were great in that mid 90’s range but to persist as a Rockets fan from that point forward bandwagon isn’t really a label you can apply. It’d be like being a Bills fan during their 4 Super Bowl Runs and now being a Patriots fan or something. That’s bandwagon. Get off the bus while it’s slowing down and jump to another one that’s going full steam. I’m a Bills fan from when I started watching football (The beginning of their success) to their 10 year playoff drought. I became a Rockets fan (When I was able to watch basketball, around the early 93-94 or so since I was born in 87) and have persisted. Nothing to do with bandwagon.

I'm always right, this isn't conjecture, merely statement of fact.

by BD34 on Jul 29, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions

The point is..

that the FanPosts are for whoever the hell wants to write them about whatever the hell they want to write about. If you don’t particularly like the subject matter then just move on. Some of you guys are so pretentious that you push away some of the more “average” fans that come on this site as a fun source of basketball camaraderie just because they might not be able to come up with a perfect trade scenario or wax intellectual on how the CBA will turn out. There should be plenty of room for every level of fan on this site to state their opinion on any subject that is within reason. If someone’s comment/post does not make sense to you can you not just move on or have a friendly discussion as to why you disagree? No one besides a select few of the guys on here are professional writers so give it up and stop being assholes, please.

by theSpaceCityKid on Aug 4, 2010 2:40 PM CDT reply actions