yao ming
by mitmil22 on Jul 28, 2010 9:27 AM CDT
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ight so i wuz look on da internet and i seen dat yao ming wuz all sad an what not to me? i mean dis man talkin bout retirin and wat not?? cum on yaoza i mean i been braggin bout dis cat to all my homeboys sayin he da best in da league! center dat is...jus sayin......but i mean he cum out an talk bout dis stuff lookin at da glass half empty(which is good in sum situations) but dude you sposed to be Houstons boy...why you trippin yao???
i mean one time slim thug thought dat he was gone stop rappin and i got sad dis is kinda like dat ya feel me?
do anyone agree wit me?? i love dat man yao i jus wish he woulda got me excited stead of bringin a brotha down ya feel me?
////honesty da best policy unless it gone hurt somebody\\\\\
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I love this guy.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 28, 2010 9:44 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I love this guy.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 28, 2010 9:44 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
I can't honestly take him seriously
I think he does this on purpose to conjure up some laughs from the comment section. If not, well then, I don’t know how to respond to this oddly phrased misspelled stupidity that he just typed down.
I had an ant farm once, but them fellas didn't grow shit
Wading through the reading
Dude, I know you’re going for a joke with this kind of writing, but leave that back in your junior high english class.
Getting serious, Yao gets hurt again…of course he’s going to retire. He’s the kind of guy who values quality of life over basketball. Just seems like that kind of guy. Though I’d love to see about 4-5 more Yao years.
B^2
"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."
Stewie Griffin-Family Guy
and that damn olde english teacher continues to die repeated deaths
too funny…
I would write about Yao but this just doesnt require a proper response. Yao good, retirement bad
I just have one question for you:
Do you talk like this in real life?
I’m attempting to read this out loud to see if it’s even possible and I can’t make it two sentences without cracking up. HOW DO YOU DO IT?!?!
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
dude
this probably would’ve taken me 3 times as long to put together on paper
That's because
you haven’t taken a tack hammer to the frontal lobe recently.
I'm always right, this isn't conjecture, merely statement of fact.
I understand you have some serious security issues going on or something but
can you ATLEAST spend the extra .01 seconds on the extra letter to spell out come rather than cum.
No Layups
cum on guys
jus keep doin wut you doin mitmil, aight
by Mellowman on Jul 28, 2010 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
*Log onto TDS, see this*
Close Window, Log onto Clutch Fans
Back Here within 10 minutes
Daryl Morey's number one fanboy
haha
welcome back from the dark side
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
cum on guys....
i mean wat i say aint dat bad…yall jus dnt be tryna hear what i say cuz tha way dat i write….jus sayin….dats kinda messed up cuz i dnt make fun yall cuz sum of da stuff dat yall say make me laugh and what not….cuz i aint no hater but i mean i preciate da otha dudes on here actually readin wat i write….ohh an i do talk like dis in real life…dis aint really dat bad bros….aint no one comment on my post talkin bout yao but one dude…cum on guys i jus love da rockets and aint dat wat dis site is bout???? jus sayin
//////i still love all yall dreamshakers…all love no hate..(no homo)\\\\
Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow
It's not that we're not trying to hear what you have to say
because we really are, it’s just that we can’t understand it. Last time you posted something I almost had an aneurysm trying to decipher it. You writing is the equivalent of Chris Johnson talking.
The BANHAMMER delivers the real justice
That's just turrible
Dear mitmil22...
Aneurysm: When an artery gets really big because the wall of the blood vessel is weak. (Wen a artery gets real big cuz a wal getz weeker)
Decipher: To make out the meaning of a word or phrase because you couldn’t understand it. (2 make owt the meanin uv a werd or frase cause u coudnt figur it owt)
Love, Bighaircut
I had an ant farm once, but them fellas didn't grow shit
Dear Bighaircut
That was gay.
Love, chuckhayesALLSTAR2010
I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status
by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Dear chuckhayes
Very well constructed comeback
I had an ant farm once, but them fellas didn't grow shit
dawg
fo real? dats wack…he diss u an u give him props? i write good ish and u hate on me??? wat a brotha gotta do to get some respect…. i love da rockets dang son…..foreal?
///////not in the mood\
Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow
Do you not know what sarcasm looks like?
Wow.
And no, you do not write WELL. Really, I want to try something, the next time you type, try spelling words right and use proper english. I don’t care if you have to look words up in the dictionary, just try it once.
I had an ant farm once, but them fellas didn't grow shit
bro i dont buy books
so i def aint gon buy a dictionary…i bet im smarter den u bighaircut…..jus sayin….i dnt usually argue wit dudes cuz ima nice guy but dang dude u cummin on dis post hatin on me fo wat? wuz u sippin on dat haterade?? dang dude we both rockets fans…take dat ish to da jazz blog……
///haters goin down fa da count\
Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow
We aint hatin' man
It’s just harder than it should be is all. We’re not all fluent in…whatever you use(African American Vernacular English?), gotta think of the white people and the foreign borns
to be fair, i agree with you, sometimes in the random quotes? at the bottom of your posts you use proper English writing
ROCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bighaircut (awesome name by the way), Roxbybirth, Mitmil22, and ChuckHayesAllstar2010
one of the funniest exchanges ever, congrats gents, you made my day
/////ain’t no thing but a chicken wing///
I love The Dream Shake
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 29, 2010 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions
Nothing against you personally
it’s just none of us can read your writing. It takes 3 times as long to figure out what you’re saying. And by the time we’re done, we most likely forgot what you were trying to say to begin with.
So if you really have a thought you wish us to response to, then think about writing it in a way that most of us are accustom to reading and writing. That would help a lot. Because we have a hard time taking anyone seriously who writes at such a juvenile level.
Try periods, not ellipsis. Capitalize proper names and titles. And spell out words com-ple-te-ly. If you present yourself formally, people will respect you. Try that, and you might actually get a real response from people.
And one more thing. Don’t say “dis cat”…..ever.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, yes. That too.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 29, 2010 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions
i can understand what he's writing
easily. If some of you would just take those snob-goggles off..it would be a whole lot easier to see :)
I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status
by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
the guy makes otherwise silly blogs fun to read at times
let the guy be free to write however he wants, if he doesn’t write want you want to read then skip his entry
…lord knows too many people wrote all sorts of terrible things about possible cp3 trades that had no basis in reality and even worse was/is the three post long debate on Brooks vs. Lowry…yet they should have a voice to write whatever crazy stuff they want to
/////all things considering, I wish I was in Philadelphia///
preciate dat fam
im jus tryna blog like ereone else and talk bout da best team in da league da rockets….jus sayin…..i aint tryna make no one mad dough…..
////all friends no enemies\
Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow
ight i c wat yall saying
but i mean dis is how i write….i mean yall say it take yall long to read and maybe take longer to write like dis but its gone take me a long azz time ta write like yall be doing…jus saying…. but i can try next time i put up a fanpost??? but i prolly is gonna write like dis when i jus write a comment….
//////dis right hurr is my SWAG\\\\\
Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow
^ snobgoggles customer
bought exclusively from Douchey Depot..for $349.99 (plus $49.95 British Tea Tax). my suh, those ahh positively splendid!
I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status
by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
That's actually hilarious
I guffawed a tad bit young sir
I had an ant farm once, but them fellas didn't grow shit
$349.99 plus $49.95 British Tea Tax or
12 years of basic education. Either one.
I'm always right, this isn't conjecture, merely statement of fact.
by BD34 on Jul 29, 2010 5:21 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I heard Chris Bosh bought a pair using the Ipad Morey gave him
The BANHAMMER delivers the real justice
That's just turrible
I'm not a fan of shameless self-promoting or anything..
but if you want more of that good shit, head up 22 clicks and 12 arrow to the right,,you’ll see a fanpost house on “Guess what happened TODAY” Boulevard. Go inside, and I’ll be there. Mitmil will be there too! But we need more guests. Don’t forget to come up with a fave-rocket look-alike story before you step foot inside..some dude went out of his way to drive his car through the wall and interrupted the dinner just to tell me it was a stupid idea. I disagree.
I found 83 cents in my backyard after last night's party..I'm not returning it until the owner describes what coins were lost in EXACT change. -Willie White's status
by chuckhayesALLSTAR2010 on Jul 28, 2010 9:36 PM CDT reply actions
I'm alright...
I’ll be good and only get into one internet argument today. I was just rudely showing mitmil how annoying it is to try to read that. It’s just ignorant to write that way unless you are 11-14 years old. If that’s the case, I’m sorry, I once did that as well.
I had an ant farm once, but them fellas didn't grow shit
do you guys realize
that this is one of the longer blog postings out there and it is 90% about one guys blogging language and relatively little about the Rockets. Mental masturbation at its best. Boy do we need lives…or for the Rockets season to start already!
amen to that!
…the Rockets season starting part. Although I’m sure a life would be wonderful too.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 31, 2010 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions
hey its important.
Grammar counts.
If you want to move up in life you gotta walk the walk and talk the talk.
Its so much easier to accept someones ideas when they are are properly parsed .
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