I guess I am the only one who really, really hates the Utah Jazz
So in my daily perusing of the Interwebs, I stumble across this gem of an article on SI.com:
The 25 most-hated teams of all-time.
Outstanding. I cannot wait to see what SI says about the evil Karl Malone, John Stockton and Jerry Sloan Utah Jazz teams of the mid-1990s. The material is endless, right?
Then I get to team #25 (the 2011 Miami Heat... naturally)... and I realize...
where the hell are the Utah Jazz on this list?

[answer: nowhere to be found]
Can we seriously live in a world where a hockey team is more hated than, say, the 1995 Utah Jazz?? Really? I refuse to accept this. There cannot possibly be a team more hated across the board than that Utah team. I mean, even the #1 team (the 1986 Miami Hurricanes) were entertaining while being hateable. The Jazz have never offered anything even remotely entertaining.
I demand a recount, SI!
0 recs |
150 comments
|
Comments
Horrible
The fact that The Jazz arent on there once is despicable. They should occupy at least 20 of the 25 spots. To this day I have never met anyone who likes the Utah Jazz. Anyone.
i have a friend who is a fan
but I regularly question our friendship on these grounds (and the main reason he is a fan is the stockton malone days, so you really have to question his mental state) but he is a yankee so maybe there are genetic development issues involved
You Fhuckkking Rhu-tard
Just because the Jazz owns, has always owned …and will continue to own your ass is no reason to despise them. You eat man goo and cry in your dirty underwear in your Mom’s basement even after she washes out your piss bottles for you. Get a job. Get a life. Try to kiss a girl and then MAYBE …just MAYBE I’ll actually entertain a comment from a ginger, toothless redneck like yourself.
by Rod Burkholz on Aug 4, 2010 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions
Most teams on that list
are a bunch of dicks, or i just dont care about them
but none compares to the douchbaggery of Stockton and Malone
Not even
one of the 7 “honorable mentions”..
must be some jazz fans over there.
Stockton and Malone were great
Great players on a very good team. Entertaining to watch play. What is the problem with Utah in particular?
To cite both of them
1.) Karl Malone defines the term twatwaffle. He was a douche and a hulking piece of shit of a man.
2.) Stockton’s nutsac saw more air time than his legs in those shorts. Yes, this is roughly one of the only legit gripes I can find about Stockton.
I'm always right, this isn't conjecture, merely statement of fact.
impressive accomplishment
Not one word of what you just said is correct. That’s a record that may stand the test of time.
Karl Malone is a piece of shit
Ask Demetrius Bell.
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
ask any relative
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Of all the absurdities you've uttered, this is the closest one to real (internet) peril for you, Eyore.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
1) Karl Malone is a rapist.
2) Jerry Sloane is homophobic man-child.
3) John Stockton was a fraud.
4) Utah is the Afghanistan of North America.
by Only_A_Lad on Jul 28, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
4) Utah is the Afghanistan of North America.
Including the opium poppies? That would explain a lot…
by DribbleHooper on Jul 28, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Read this
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=hill/080507
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
The 1997 Utah Jazz?
Entertaining, but very dirty players. VERY dirty. ALMOST feel sorry that Michael Jordan had to push off Bryan Russel back in ’98 just to avoid the grabbing.
B^2
"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."
Stewie Griffin-Family Guy
Malone alone
was widely regarded as one of the dirtiest players to ever step onto the court, many of his ball fakes were aim at people faces. everytime he rebounds, you know that elbow will magically catch someone, add onto that, Mailman never failed to talk with the ref, every single call
although Bruce Bowen is right up there in the running for dirtiest player ever
They had a documentary on the old school Miami U,
about their bad behaviors, and stunts they pulled. So they musta had been real bad to be warranted an hour tv slot on how much they were hated on EPSN during their heyday.
I loved those Miami teams
and that 30for30 documentary might as well have been the greatest recruiting video ever made.
Agreed
I graduated college already and that video made me want to go back to school to go to miami.
by clutchcitywillreturn on Jul 29, 2010 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions
wow dave
I honestly think you would have loved the september 11 planes t have landed in Utah. You’re not alone.
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
This part was from the 25th most hated team of all-time and I totally agree with it.
I hate that the Three My-Egos are being painted as a bunch of Mother Teresas who have taken a vow of poverty when all they’ve done is forego a small percentage of what are still obscenely huge salaries. I hate that we have become so accustomed to the overwhelming greed of superstar athletes that when the Heat’s threesome accepts roughly $110 million each when they could have had closer to $120 million, some people want to fit them for angels’ wings. They have given front-runner fans a new bandwagon to jump on. People who couldn’t have named a single one of Wade’s teammates weeks ago will now declare themselves to be Heat lovers, decking themselves out in Miami gear with cutesy phrases like Miami Thrice and the Three Basketeers. All those fans who like the Yankees just because they win, or who were devoted to the Bulls until Michael Jordan left, are now going to come out of the woodwork and swear their undying love to the Heat. I hate that. — Phil Taylor
Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/more/07/26/most.hated.teams2/#ixzz0v0coAQJy
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
I'm still hoping
that Miami Threetards catches on for their name.
I'm always right, this isn't conjecture, merely statement of fact.
I just hope
they all have season ending injuries.
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
no! "To the pain!"
No, no, no. I want them to play. I want them to suffer.
Whatever it takes to leave them in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. I want them to spend a long life alone with their collective cowardice.
That is what to the pain means.
thats even better
let them play and show everyone how they cannot coexist on the court. Let there be drama in the locker room and in the media. Let them fight over who takes the last shot and then shoot after time has expired adn miss anyway. Let them get beaten badly by the Utah Jazz. Let them get swept by the Cavs or Raptors in the 1st round of the playoffs. If i forgot anything please feel free to continue….
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
Can we still
pull for them to catch some major debilitating disease like leprosy or AIDS?
I'm always right, this isn't conjecture, merely statement of fact.
Ridiculous
The only team I hate more are the Cowshits. Maybe the sooners (remember, you can’t spell cocksucker without ou).
But leaving off the Jazz of that era?
Answering Gulder_Roy:
1. They made soccer players look tough. Even a dirty look would send Malone flying across the court.
2. They whined and bitched and moaned more than any other team in the league.
3. Because of 1 & 2, they drew more bullshit fouls than any team I’ve ever seen. Touch Malone, and it’s a 2-shot foul. He pulls you down from behind when he gets beat, and it’s an offensive charge.
Malone and Stockton played the game without class and honor.
A Texans fan. Really. No, I'm not kidding.
http://www.battleredblog.com
you really can't forget the cheapshot Malone elbows.
But nice summary.
Couple of other things.
Utah’s coach is a nasty old homophobic drunk.
John Stockton is the kind of guy who’d take your knees out on a layup at the Y, and then say, “Hey, just playing my game man.”
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
ummm
You speak about Stockton as if that’s past tense. He’s doing that shit RIGHT NOW.
Ask Isiah Thomas about Karl Malone’s elbows. Gave him 30 something stiches for no reason on a rebound…
You forgot about them getting caught over inflating balls!
So the visting team would brick more shots
Thank god we are past the Rafer Years
I liked them
I watched them several times and always liked them. It appeared to me that they knew how to play fairly well, although when I was watching it was usually the Lakers whipping up on them (I was a Laker fan back then). That Utah team was a serious contender for 2nd best team of the 90’s. Malone did draw a lot of fouls but that is how the NBA works, stars draw fouls. All of them.
Jazz haters?
I never knew there was such a thing…but when you have haters youre usually doing something right. Like making a last second three in game 7 at your place to got to the NBA finals or letting Carlos flatfooted Boozer get that one key offensive rebound in 2007 in game 7 to steal the series…see I understand hating a team for taking your team out of the playoffs, I hate the Lakers but to hate a team cuz Stocktons short shorts and cuz they werent as entertaining is reaching and quite pathetic.
I just joined your dreamshake to say this, now I will unjoin cuz I feel super dirty.
Go Jazz. We own you.
Typical Jazz fan ^
Inbred as hell.
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
typical Rockets fan
try to insult a Jazz fan in a way that has nothing to do with basketball…..bitter much??
So I notice
Your not denying it.
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
doesnt matter what I say
you retards will still think Im an inbred or a Mormon or whatever, I dont need to prove nothing to some dopey rox fans…
Fine. Move along. Work on your grammar in your copious Utah spare time.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Yes, I'll admit, this isn't a blog for inbreds. So we do mention grammar, and spelling.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I could
use correct grammar, punctutation etc. if I wanted to but I dont care to address people who are bashing my team!
That's what I was wondering!
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
It's immature people like you who like making posts on here just to stir shit up.
Get the hell out of here. Crawl back to your shit hole that is SLC Dunk.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 28, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Bitter about what?
If I had two HOF players who never won a ring, I’d be bitter. But then I just described Utah, not Houston.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Houston won because Jordan went off to play baseball for two years....otherwise they'd be just another team whining about there wouldhave beens
by Hobo Junction on Jul 28, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy crap
Hobos on the interwebz!!!!!
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
Don't give me anything' he will just buy thunderbird with it.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
nobody for a second would have given Houston a tinkers chance to win over the Bulls
by Hobo Junction on Jul 28, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
odd
The Rockets those years routinely kicked the shit out of the Bulls
maybe next time do a little research
did they ever beat the Bulls in the Championship when Jordan was playing.....theres the research
by Hobo Junction on Jul 28, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I take offense to that
a woman’s logic being compared to that of a Jazz fan’s? That’s repulsive.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
That's funny
You must be from an alternate universe, cause I remember Jazz didnt either
you could be issued a banhammer soon
never degrade Hakeem’s Rockets, for it is the best thing to ever happen to the state of Texas
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
Silly.
Go check the records of Chicago v Houston with Jordan and Dream. I’ll wait.
We beat who showed up. There’s nothing more we can do. Utah can never, ever, say that.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
no, no
that doesn’t count. Remember the mystical connection Jordan had with the metaphysical state of being in a championship game. That’s all that ever mattered.
Seriously.
Does Kobe’s 4th ring not count because Garnett and Yao were injured? Does Duncan’s 4th ring not count because of what Horry did to Nash?
Does Hakeem’s 1st ring not count because the Nuggets upset the team that gave us fits?
You can play that game all freaking day with every team and every championship, but what matters is one team won. That’s what matters in the end. Although since I guess the Jazz never won anything, you can’t understand that.
Minnesotan Rockets fan
You can play that game all freaking day with every team and every championship
Jordan’s first three championships don’t count because Magic Johnson got AIDS.
Kobe's '09 ring doesn't count
because Yao got injured. I like this game, can we play it some more?
Oh and technically it’s HIV.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
and even when Jordan was gone
you guys STILL couldn’t win! How much does that hurt?
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
no one in Utah
even cares about the Rockets but from what I can see Houston fans are all too obsessed with the Jazz, you know, writing articles about the glorious Jazz and such.
If no one cares, why are you here? By definition you're nobody.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Obviously you do.
Your here after all.
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
ninja'd
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
Ooops
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
Now, now... leave the Mormons out of it.
Lord knows they’ve got enough ammo stockpiled to open a small gun shop in Texas.
by DribbleHooper on Jul 28, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Plus a year's supply of sour cream pringles.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
uh yeah
How many rings do you have?
And do you remember us flattening you on our way to TWO rings? I thought not.
odd
Utah was in the league those two years as well… what’s your excuse?
by grungedave on Jul 28, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
same excuse you have when Utah was in the finals and houston wasn't
by Hobo Junction on Jul 28, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
odd, part 2
Weird, I wasn’t begrudging Utah the rings it has… oh, wait, it doesn’t have any.
You made the Finals. Congrats. The Rockets have made the Finals 4 times.
Retort?
:D
Don’t ban these guys, David. It’s just getting good. I mean they just can’t win! Two > Zero any day of the week. Sorry fellas.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree, don't ban them.
This is pretty funny how they think they are better.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 28, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
That's exactly
what I say to people who discount the Rocket’s rings (as long as they’re not Bull’s fans)
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
psh most of those bulls fans are gone anyways,
ban wagon hoppers. They all on the Miami wagon now.
Watch for the falling piano
in three, two,
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
You mean when Shaq's Magic eliminated the Bulls with Jordan? That year?
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Thats unpossible
The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun
They seem to forget that
don’t they?
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry we can't understand you our two championship rings our plugging up our ears.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 28, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I would
be mad too if I was a Rockets fan. How many years was it that you could not get out of the first round even with one of the best centers in the game?
I would
be mad too if I was a Jazz fan. How many Hall of Famers did you have during the 90s and how many rings are there to show for it?
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
How many rings?
ZERO. Shut the fuck up.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 28, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
ah and here they are
The Utah Homer that made Utah “so special”
haha
you fat lames deleted my comments cuz they hurt youre feelings, well get used to it. You can find me on ESPN with the same name and ill be roasting youre team the four times we play you per year, and I wont even think about your team until then!
Best thing out of Houston: Devin the Dude.
No, you don't rate that.
I accidentally deleted them because I double posted.
Get over yourself. Now.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Anyway
Im done making you and your team look like some fools. Just KEEP MY GLORIOUS UTAH JAZZ NAME OUT YA MOUTH…and were cool. How would you feel if I wrote an article titled: “I guess Im the only one who hates the Houston Rockets”, you wouldnt like it either.
Go for it, write the article.
And don’t worry, you might be shocked at all the time I spend never thinking of Utah or anyone in it.
Anyhow, I consider this to be the Vegas Summer League thread. Just a little warm up before the season starts, getting limbered up and all.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
heard that
I also cant wait till the season starts. I just dont understand why Houston fans have such a fervish hate for the Jazz, of all the teams Houston Rockets fans are head and shoulders above the rest in terms of hating us. We get hated on regularly, by the media mostly.
Sounds like Stern
is doing his job right.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Best thing out of Houston: Devin the Dude.
Who?
by DribbleHooper on Jul 28, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
obviously you know nothing of our city
Beyonce? That’s the best thing out of our city. Oh and one of the biggest health research networks in the nation.
Beat me to it
And not just Beyonce, but if he talking rappers, then Chamillionaire, duh. I mean, Devin the Dude? who the hell is that?
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't Paul Wall also a Houston product?
For that matter, the late DJ Screw is also a Houston product, right?
by DribbleHooper on Jul 29, 2010 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
This thread just reminded me
of why I will never step foot in Utah. Also, just look to Maddox to encapsulate your horrible state.
Also, if you really want to bring up recent issues, the only reason the Jazz got out of the Rockets in 07 was Kirilenko tossing his vagina around the court for Scola grazing his arm blowing a last second three that Jackson nailed. Enjoy your tainted victory.
I'm always right, this isn't conjecture, merely statement of fact.
Don't say that.
Southern Utah is one of the most beautiful places on earth. Don’t deny yourself Bryce Canyon and Zion over the Jazz. The Utah Jazz are a fart in a hurricane compared to those things. Also southern Utah is as different from northern as Houston is from Dallas, in much the same way.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Utah is home of the fatty
I see plenty of fatties on the trax.
by Flying Dead Cactus on Jul 28, 2010 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
:D
Jazz fans….lmao
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 29, 2010 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions
What I love most about this video
is no one is even looking at him like he’s doing anything weird. Just another typical day in Utah I suppose.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 29, 2010 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions
I know this is all done and all
but my power got knocked out by a thunderstorm from like, 5:30 to about midnight last night. I’m not even from Houston, I’m from New York, so his response made me giggle.
Growing up watching basketball the prominent teams were Chicago, Houston, Orlando, Utah, and LA. Rather than bandwagon (Eliminates Chicago, LA, and Orlando (Was near the beginning of the Shaq/Penny thing and slightly before)) I could cheer for the Rockets who impressed me with defense and heart or a team full of Child Molesters err, dirty players I mean cocksuckers, oh damn it, what word am I looking for. Screw it, Utah. I wound up being a Rockets fan because of Dream and the belief in team over elbows and complaining.
I'm always right, this isn't conjecture, merely statement of fact.
Alas, my brief moment of bandwidth is over. Off to the next thing in Portland, at a roasting 74 degrees...
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
Hydrate and stay cool, dude. Srsly. 74 degrees is nothing around with which to play.
by DribbleHooper on Jul 28, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for the sensible advice. It's seriously a nice dry 74. The Oregonians never tell you this about summer here.
A Deschutes Mirror Pond Ale will do the trick for hydration.
I’m dreading my return in August to big H, but will be back to posting things for people to disagree with soon.
"Each in turn... volunteered his suggestions, his invaluable suggestions."
Twitter - xiane1
The Dreamshake
I’m dreading my return in August to big H, but will be back to posting things for people to disagree with soon.
Awesome!
…wait. What?
by DribbleHooper on Jul 28, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
What
do you expect? Look at the title of the thread. Im a diehard Jazz girl. Put two and two together.
What? Dave really really x infinity hate the Jazz
Much of my own hate of the Jazz really stem from Karl Malone being one on the dirtiest player to hit the court, and that’s not just me saying it, it was a general consensus of fans back then. He would admit to punishing opposing player for having a good game during interviews
and you posted almost as much on this topic along than any productive threads on your own blog, and you insult a city you know nothing about. That doesnt say die hard, that says troll
nah
with Utah it’s about more than that. It’s about two competing visions of the good.
Yeah, when Utah and Houston face one another it the clash of ideologies: good vs evil; reason vs irrationality; universality vs fascism.
The Rockets represent the former, natch.
Why are you complementing us now?
You just spit in our faces and you expect an apology?
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 28, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Too bad Korver isn't on the Jazz anymore. He fit in, as this picture shows.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
Classic
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 28, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Korver drops the soap
You can buy video of these three at the nearest porn shop.
by Flying Dead Cactus on Jul 28, 2010 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions
oh, no this makes me sad
No Korver means that posting this picture every time the Rockets play the Jazz (as I have promised) just won’t have the same level of humor anymore…
… or will it?
karl Malone had no coat tails...
I still laugh when i think of the time Malone the hollow bone argued with Byron Scott when Scott was coaching the Nets. Malone yelled that Scott had to ride the coat tails of Magic and Jabbar to win a ring.
I bet the entire Jazz team were laughing that at least those real stars had coat tails to ride. Malone only had dirty toilet paper hanging form the back of his shorts.
…and I live in Salt Lake too, ha. I hate the MFing Utah SPazz.
by Flying Dead Cactus on Jul 28, 2010 11:52 PM CDT reply actions
Houston's best team
Houston’s best team was not the one that won back-to-back championships (when Jordan was not playing). I think the best team was the one that beat the Lakers (with Magic, Kareem and Worthy) but lost to the Celtics (to probably the best Celtics team EVER … Bird, McHale, Parish, Walton, etc). Beating the 80’s Lakers with Magic, Kareem and Worthy all at their peaks was something the Jazz never came close to doing. As long as Magic Johnson was in LA, the Jazz were never going to the Finals. Magic said so and it was true.
That was a heck of a team
Hakeem, Sampson, Lucas, Reid.
Damn you injuries and drugs.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
by ressaliance_00 on Jul 29, 2010 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions




















