NBA Fantasy Football Thead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes I know what I said)
by batman713 on Jul 31, 2010 12:19 PM CDT
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IT'S BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I decided to come up with something fun to do until any news comes up. Lets play Fantasy NBA Football. It's like fantasy football except with NBA players. Imagine if Kyle Lowry was in the NFL playing RB. He would be very serviceable. Aaron Brooks as a kick returner? Man Reggie Bush would have nothing on him (just a joke so don't ridicule me). So everyone should come up with their NBA Fantasy football team and compare our teams and discuss outcomes and situations. This is going to be fun.
Here is my line up (will consist of mostly Rockets players)
OFFENSE:
QB- Yao Ming (that height and IQ makes this pick easy)
HB- Kyle Lowry (BULLDOG)
FB- Chuck Hayes
WR's- Jermaine Taylor and Chase Budinger (Andre Johnson and Kevin Walter)
TE- Luis Scola (Owen Daniel)
DEFENSE:
DT's- Shaquille O'neal and Eddy Curry (no running up the middle on us)
DE's- Amare Stoudemire and Glen Davis
LB's- Dwayne Wade, Ron Artest, and Derick Fisher (yea i hate him but ask Scola if he could be a good linebacker)
FS- Trevor Ariza ( if you throw to his side beware)
SS- LeBron James
CB's- Kobe Bryant and Rajon Rondo (they can stay in front of wide-outs)
KR/PR- Aaron Brooks (the guy is just to quick)
Kicker/Punter- Steve Nash
No cursing in title. No pirated material, such as links to online game streams. Do not cut/paste entire sections of content from other websites. Thanks.
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Nicely done Batman
Keeping it pure Rockets, as in Rockets over the past 3 (from the 07-08 team to present) years, I’d go:
QB: Kyle Lowry’s our best “passer”
RB: Speed Racer (K-Mart)
FB: Jordan Hill
WR: T-Mac and Francis (gotta put the diva’s at WR)
TE: Scola
T: Mutumbo on the left, Hayes on the right
G: Mike Harris and David Andersen
C: Yao of course
Defense (I run a 3-4)
DE: Patrick Patterson and Jared Jeffries
DT: Hilton Armstrong anchors the nose
LB: Artest, Ariza and Garrett Temple just look meanacing
CB: Jermaine Taylor and Chase Budinger
SS: Battier (man, the guy know’s his X’s and O’s)
FS: Brooks (wanted Deke or Yao here as the "last line of defense)
K: Bryan Cook
P: Rafer Alston
KR/PR: Brooks (can play D and return game)
B^2
"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."
Stewie Griffin-Family Guy
oh the 4th LB
is Carl Landry: Deploy Ariza and Temple on the wings, with Artest and Landry in the middle
B^2
"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."
Stewie Griffin-Family Guy
David Anderson a guard???
I’d definitely put Patterson or Artest there.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 31, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions
nah
chuck hayes man, low center of gravity
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
Hayes can run though.
I like him at FB.
"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley
by bone31crusher on Jul 31, 2010 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanted the Chuckwagon at RT
Blocking baby.
B^2
"Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."
Stewie Griffin-Family Guy
I dunno
It depends on if he’d be able to stop instinctively taking charges.
I would
pay money, a lot of money, to see Yao Ming play even a single down of football as a QB. Can’t. Even. Imagine.
"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//
yeah career ending injury waiting to happen
DE’s helmet are right at his knees
Otis Thorpe at Quarter Back
Nice idea for a thread. Anyway… if it’s FANTASY football, I would like to use Otis Thorpe in his prime as my QB. Anyone remember those rifle passes from near the basket that would span the entire court to a guard who would get an easy lay-up as result?
by ClutchFanSince94 on Aug 1, 2010 12:09 AM CDT reply actions
No one is going to recognize? Well, I couldn’t find a clip of the outlook pass, but here is an awesome Otis Thorpe clip on youtube:
by ClutchFanSince94 on Aug 4, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as it's not Aaron Brooks at QB
ask New Orlean
haha i get it
they were not to fond of him
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
The Saints
used to have a QB named Aaron Brooks. I thought the guy was a nice player but NO got tired of him.
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
yeah, but New Orlean hated him
He was kind of a tweener that didnt know whether he should be Micheal Vick or McNabb,so he decided to be Farve, which ruined him
by NVP on Aug 2, 2010 8:19 AM CDT up reply actions
QB: Brandon roy
RB: D-wade
FB: dwight howard
WR: Lebron james
TE: YAO i mean 7’6 in the endzone no brainer.
T: BIG BABY, Tim ducan
G: BEN WALLACE, greg oden
C: AL JEFFERSON
Defense have to go with 3-4
DE: A;MARE, RASHARD LEWIS
DT: SHAQ
LB: ARTEST,JOSH SMITH,CARMELO,
CB:AARON BROOKS,CHRIS PAUL
SS:KOBE
FS: DURANT
K: NASH
P: PAUL PIERCE
KR/PR: T.J. FORD
Great Linebackers man
you have one WR though
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
damn i forgot one linebacker and receiver thanks.
other linebacker is Bosh
and receiver is Andre ingudola
no lower body strength
despite freakish athletic ablility , his power lies within his upper body. The positions he could play would require him to have leverage and without lower body strength it would make things difficult. Maybe a TE though.
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
Are you kidding me
just because d-wite is freakishly jacked in his upper body doesnt mean his lower body isnt strong also. He would own anyone else in the NBA.
No Layups
hahahahahaha- you would rather have MUTUMBO at DT rather than HOWARD
just admit you made a mistake and forgot about him
No Layups
oh sorry i was looking at nitrobergs rocket-only roster
haha- david anderson and hilton armstrong on an o-line would be a joke.
No Layups
Now if you want to just do rockets only here we go. Also how many of ya'll remberer the "run and shoot offense"?
QB:CLYDE DREXLER
RB:KYLE LOWRY
WR:T-MAC, ROBERT HORRY, KEVIN MARTIN, CUTTINO MOBLEY
TE: YAO
T;CARL LANDRY,LUIS SCOLA
G:BRAD MILLER,JOEY DORSEY
C:Kevin Willis
DE:HAKEEM, RALPH SAMPSON
DT:OTHELLA HARRIGHTON,MUTOMBO
LB:CHARLES BARKLEY, OTIS THORPE, RON ARTEST
CB:KENNY SMITH, AARON BROOKS
FS:VERNON MAXWELL
SS:TREVOR ARIZA
K:CARL HERRERA
P:
KR/PR:SLEEPY FLOYD
The All-Time Great Squad
QB- Magic Johnson
HB- Isiah Thomas
FB- Charles Barkley
WR’s- Micheal Jordan and Domonique Wilkins
TE- Darrel Dawkins
T’s- Tim Duncan and Alonzo Mourning
G’s- James Worthy and Greg Ostertag
C- Bill Russell
DE’s- Hakeem Olajuwon and Karl Malone
DT’s Shaquille O’neal and Wilt Chamberlain
LB’s- Dennis Rodman, Ron Artest, and Paul Pierce
FS- Scottie Pippen
SS- Clyde Drexler
CB’s- Gary Payton and Jason Kidd
KR/PR Allen Iverson
K- Steve Nash
P- John Stockton
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
I see jizz players on there
why do i see jizz players on there?
I hate them no doubt
But i also thing they could man those positions well
GO ROCKETS, GO TEXANS, GO ASTROS (EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK)!!!
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