Checkin' in with the Rivals

by lukeistaylor on Jul 6, 2010 10:08 PM CDT

[From the FanPosts... enjoy. - Tom]

In a recent effort out of pity and to raise the esteem of the douchiest franchise in NBA history, Rockets owner Leslie Alexander invited rival team Utah Jazz to play an exhibition match against the Rockets Power Dancers, figuring that there was no way an NBA team full of grown ass men could possibly lose a game to some cheerleaders.

To no one's surprise, though, what ensued was one of the most hardcore beatdowns in bball history, 126-43 in favor of the dancers. The event wasn't televised, but luckily a photo has finally surfaced.

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Rec'd.

For originality.

"You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right."- Charles Barkley

by bone31crusher on Jul 5, 2010 2:14 AM CDT reply actions

Rec’d. I lol’d./

by VBG on Jul 5, 2010 7:23 AM CDT reply actions

we shold beat that commi's ass....

he is almost groping one of our girls… This aggression will not stand.

Pretty freakin funny

by John P on Jul 5, 2010 10:48 AM CDT reply actions

He was obviously using the free pass

His russian supermodel wife gives him once a year. ;-)

The player I would like least at #9 would be my sister’s cat, Captain Creamsicle. She does have a great work ethic and agility, but I’m really concerned that at 9 lbs., she’s too small to play safety in the NFL. She also bites way too often on play action and is easily distracted by someone waving string in the crowd. Lastly, her wonderlic score was pretty awful, answering "meow meow meow" for most of the questions- Dr. Brackish Okun

by mob16151 on Jul 5, 2010 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions

Kirilenko:

“We don’t have like these in Utah. I need to get to this one or I’ll cry.”

"we’re a bad team masquerading as an abysmal team". - AstroB about the Astros

by RocketsAstros on Jul 5, 2010 12:07 PM CDT reply actions

lulz

this made me want to join these blogs, fruitata

by beautifulwoodenleg on Jul 6, 2010 12:28 AM CDT reply actions

i appreciate it

and i also appreciate your accurate depiction of Sam Cassell in your profile pic

by lukeistaylor on Jul 6, 2010 1:04 AM CDT up reply actions

Wow

thanks for pointing that out. That’s umm, that’s creepy actually. And just when I thought our long lost PG couldn’t get any “stranger” looking.

I put “stranger” in parenthesis because that word only begins to describe that picture!

"voted for the Jazz"
ooooh, that’s like being a pedophile – it never goes away. //grudgedave//

by ressaliance_00 on Jul 6, 2010 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions

by galicae on Jul 6, 2010 1:38 AM CDT reply actions

how come the jazz have scored 43? I want the stat sheet!
No, wait, I demand it!

by galicae on Jul 6, 2010 1:39 AM CDT reply actions

same way they always do

by flopping

by NVP on Jul 6, 2010 1:53 AM CDT up reply actions

that

made me blow milk out of my nose.. and is burning pretty crazy now

"Although I truly believe this encounter between us was only almost rape, I recognize now that she did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. If I had known better I still would have just raped her but I probably would have only done it for the lulz." - Kobe Bryant

by xavyurjonsun on Jul 6, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions