We don't need The Predator to compete. Yeah, we would be better if he signed, just as we'd be a cold-ass team if Jesus Christ suited up in Red and White and gave us the type of perimeter presence the whole league would envy. (Man is literally, a fuckin savior). 100 bucks says that doesn't happen either. And besides, what's the point of woulda-couldas? They're a lot like those goat-sex shows in Mexico: Sure, the idea might entertain you for 10 seconds, but at the end of it, everyone just feels dirty or empty as a human being just for participating in it.
Of course, we all know that, and that's not the true purpose of this discussion. The real issue...is my undying need for a post by Nick Hetherington. That man is pure journalism bliss! His insight and wordplay is, quite frankly, unmatched in terms of wit and execution. Not to mention style!
No, the question is WHEN will he write another one, because I truly miss that man so much. It's truly the only reason I look forward to reading the comments, in hopes he has responded to someone else's. Come back, Nick. We need you. Houston needs you. I need you.
ROCKETS- 5TH WARD TIL I DIE