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The Rockets could really use this man..




We don't need The Predator to compete. Yeah, we would be better if he signed, just as we'd be a cold-ass team if Jesus Christ suited up in Red and White and gave us the type of perimeter presence the whole league would envy. (Man is literally, a fuckin savior). 100 bucks says that doesn't happen either. And besides, what's the point of woulda-couldas? They're a lot like those goat-sex shows in Mexico: Sure, the idea might entertain you for 10 seconds, but at the end of it, everyone just feels dirty or empty as a human being just for participating in it.

 Of course, we all know that, and that's not the true purpose of this discussion. The real issue...is my undying need for a post by Nick Hetherington. That man is pure journalism bliss! His insight and wordplay is, quite frankly, unmatched in terms of wit and execution. Not to mention style!

  This isn't a "what would happen if Nick gave us his thoughts of the Rockets' future", because that question would be rhetorical. I would nut my Yao Ming pj's with anticipation.

No, the question is WHEN will he write another one, because I truly miss that man so much. It's truly the only reason I look forward to reading the comments, in hopes he has responded to someone else's. Come back, Nick. We need you. Houston needs you. I need you.

ROCKETS- 5TH WARD TIL I DIE

No cursing in title. No pirated material, such as links to online game streams. Do not cut/paste entire sections of content from other websites. Thanks.

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