You know what we should do? Go after Kobe Bryant. I hear he's pretty good. Sources have told me he doesn't like Lamar Odom very much and Fisher slept with his wife. Their team chemistry is terrible. So hear me out. Kobe Bryant for whoever the Lakers want. I am willing to give up everyone, (even Aaron Brooks!) to get Kobe. Plus all of our picks in the next 5 years. Then, when we only have Kobe on our team, D.M is going to use Jedi Mind tricks to do the following:
- Get the league to relinquish all of their rules so that we can sign LeBron James. Sources close to James' mother (Delonte West) tell me that James doesn't know what to do with all of his money, so he wants the league minimum.
- Then go after Dwight Howard. It's too hot in Orlando anyway right?
- Have Morey force Michael Jordan out of retirement. Sign him to at least a 6 year deal.
- Fly out to Russia to see if Gerald Green wants to play with us again. I heard he can dunk a basketball good. Sign max contract.
- Buy Japan.
Now if all of this goes right, we could have a line-up like this.
PG- Who cares? What do they do anyway?
SG- KOBE BRYANT.
SG- MICHAEL JORDAN
SF- LEBRON JAMES
C- DWIGHT HOWARD
BN- GERALD GREEN (For defensive purposes of course)
That line-up is stellar. Get it done, Morey. I'm counting on you to do the impossible. Our team right now is lottery bound, and I think you know that. If we don't pursue superstar after superstar then we will accomplish nothing. Let's not have that happen. GET THIS DONE.