Not quite what you were expecting from me after two weeks of jack squat? That might be the case for a little while longer, desperate as I am to get back into the swing of things.

However, I feel obligated to share a video after coming across this post from Jon Pastuszek of NiuBBall.com, a China-based blog that you should be checking every so often, especially since we're, uh, Rockets fans. But anyway, take a look at the following video after the jump. It features Shane Battier and Carl Landry in a whole different light.

Folks from the Far East... was Shane even close on his pronunciation?