Game 49 Preview: Houston Rockets vs. San Antonio Spurs
I think it's odd that we play both the Spurs and Mavs in their buildings twice before we get either one of them at home. Oh, NBA schedule makers. You are so crazy!
Does anyone else get the feeling like we've pissed off the Sports Gods? Maybe it's just me, but I would say even the Texas fans in attendance have got to be disappointed with this year. No bowl game, though the basketball team is impressing. I mean, the Aggies are doing well, the Mavs and Spurs are rolling along. The Texans blew a good thing. The Astros are terrible. The Dynamo didn't make the playoffs. True story: I was watching the Spurs-Jazz game the other night, and the Spurs were up big. I was excited and starting rooting for the Spurs with my roommate who's from the area. One play later, Manu gets hurt and the Jazz start to make a big run. My roommate made me change the channel because now he thinks I'm cursed, and we flipped around for a while. When I came back to ESPN, the Spurs were again up big and Manu had come back and was doing just fine. So whoever I root for doesn't like it.
And of course, our beloved Rockets are just killing me. On the inside. And the outside, too, I guess.
It's one thing to be a bad team and get blown out night after night. If we were Cavs fans, we could blame LeBron and just hope for our young players to develop and that the draft brings us riches. Same goes for the Wizards. They can't win a road game, but at least they'll be pretty good in a couple of years. Minny even has Kevin Love.
But the Rockets aren't bad, and I never thought I'd say this, but that's the problem. I don't care about draft position. That's not what I mean. I just wish the Rockets weren't one of those teams that constantly starts trying when it's too late. Or can't play with emotion when the times are rough. Blame Adelman. Blame Morey. Blame whoever, but it sucks. If you had told me we would lose to the Mavs by five in Dallas, I would have thought, "Not bad." But after seeing how the game went, it just reinforces my desire to crush things with a baseball bat.
So today, I have a message to the Sports Gods:
I'm sorry. I apologize if I did something wrong. I know BD34 is sorry for all the stuff he's done. We've even got a hardcore female fan who frequents the game threads more often than I do, so it can't be a sexist thing. Or is it? I know TheChuckwagonisrolling is manly, and his favorite player isn't a superstar, but he means well. He really does. So what if Bruce Wayne declares his love for Aaron Brooks all the time. I know he likes vigilante justice, but the real Sports Gods would know his heart is in the right place. Dave, Lee, and Tom are great guys. I don't think they would have offended you. And Xiane, OAL, and Mike are cool, too. We just want our team to win. I'm not asking for much. I ask for two things: stop this suffering, and give us a Rockets championship in the next ten years. I'm sorry for keeping you, and I know you have to go make sure the Cubs and Jazz never win a championship. Thanks for that, by the way.
Onto the matchups.
Matchups:
PG: Kyle Lowry vs. Tony Parker:
Tony cheated on Eva. The gods don't approve of that.
But Aaron Brooks clearly hasn't curried favor from them either. So...
Advantage: Even?
SG: Kevin Martin vs. Manu Ginobili:
One is universally hated by all announcers. The other is Manu Ginobili.
Manu Ginobili broke one of the those unwritten basketball rules. What hurts is that the Spurs have been so successful this season and haven't had the injury bug hit them. I hate to sound like a whiny baby, but that's not fair!
Actually, sounding like a whiny baby is fun. And if there are Sports Gods, retribution will be demanded. Tonight.
Advantage: Even
SF: Shane Battier vs. Richard Jefferson
I've seen the Spurs a couple of times this year, and the biggest difference between this year's team and last is Tim Duncan's resurgence. A close second is the emergence of Richard Jefferson.
RJ is playing the way the Spurs wanted him to last season. With a year of the Spurs' system under his belt, he's starting to come into his own. Plus, with the financial security of a new contract, he won't push the issue to the detriment of the team.
I'm not sure who Shane will guard. He'll have a difficult assignment either way. I look for Courtney Lee to get serious minutes so he can match up with whoever Shane doesn't guard. However, I have no clue what goes through Adelman's mind, so he might not play either of them and we could get the Chase Show.
Advantage: Spurs
PF: Luis Scola vs. Tim Duncan:
The greatest power forward in NBA history is having a revival kind of year so far. It's not in the stats, so don't look at them. He doesn't have to take on such a load on offense, and it shows. The movement of Manu to the starting lineup and the emergence of RJ have made him better by lessening his work load.
Just watch him. He's finally healthy again, and he can sense his window is closing. He also knows that they have the team to win the West this year. Sure, their bench depth is suspect. Once you get past George Hill and possible Tiago Splitter, there isn't much there. Sure, Gary Neal has been good. And we know what Antonio McDyess can do. But name me a coach better at getting the most out his bit pieces than Gregg Popovich.
And maybe I'm the only one who sees the Tim Duncan thing. If that's the case, just humor me.
Advantage: Spurs
C: Chuck Hayes vs. DeJuan Blair:
Blair and Duncan are interchangeable at the 4 and 5.
Blair has gotten off to a rough start this season. There was a little bit of hype surrounding him before the season started. He lost some weight in the offseason, and looked really good in the preseason. However, he started the year averaging 4/6, while he averaged 8/6 last season. Now, he's back to 8/7, and he'll own us on the offensive glass.
Chuck played a heck of a game against Dallas, didn't he?
Advantage: Even
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Bench:
Spurs: George Hill, Gary Neal, Antonio McDyess, Tiago Splitter
Rockets: Aaron Brooks, Courtney Lee, Chase Budinger, Jordan Hill, Patrick Patterson
Advantage: Probably the Spurs
Injuries:
Spurs: Matt Bonner out
Rockets: Brad Miller out
Prediction: Rockets lose by 10. It won't be that close.
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I think I read some heresy in here
You said TCWIG’s favorite player isn’t a superstar? That’s absurd.
Oh Hakeem who art in Houston
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy dreamshake come,
Thy grace be taught,
on the court,
as it is in Soccer.
Give us this day our daily block
and deliver us from mediocrity,
for thine is the tenacity,
the heart,
and the will.
Of a champion.
I don't usually plan out my days because the word "premeditation" gets thrown around a lot in courts today.
by BD34 on Jan 29, 2011 10:10 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Speaking of Hakeem
(rec’d btw)
Kobe passed him last night on all-time scoring list at number 8, and he had some great things to say about the man:
“I learned a great deal, obviously, just the details of the post game from him, Hakeem is incredibly smart and for him to take the time and welcome me into his home and show me different things.”
“In my opinion, he’s the best post player ever, with all due respect to [Kevin] McHale, Hakeem was phenomenal.”
Couldn’t agree more Kobe. And screw you Bill Simmons for ever saying differently! Celtics homer.
Of course Phil had to get his in.
“Hakeem had this move that bordered on walk or travel, McHale had one, too. It’s very hard to duplicate that. It was kind of a shoulder-shrug, shake-and-bake thing that he had where he’d come back in the opposite direction, but he was so quick at it. Kobe has good post-up moves. I’m sure he learned some things about posting up [from Olajuwon], but he didn’t imitate Olajuwon’s move.”
Ah Phil, I’m going to miss you when you retire.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 29, 2011 1:46 PM CST up reply actions
I've always maintained
that Kobe is a very humble guy when it comes to anyone who plays well against him or who he has benefitted from. He’s a bright guy. Feel free to unleash hell upon me for saying that TDS.
I don't usually plan out my days because the word "premeditation" gets thrown around a lot in courts today.
You're going to hear from Xiane on that one.
Personally, I completely agree with you. In this day in age in NBA basketball, when everyone seems to be more concerned about stats, hanging out with their buddies, and making ridiculous amounts of money.
Kobe still gives a shit about winning, still gives a shit about working hard, and doesn’t give a shit about what people think about him. It’s almost a rarity with today’s superstar athlete. So I definitely respect the guy.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 29, 2011 2:51 PM CST up reply actions
I respect him on the court
Off the court, he’s cheated on his wife and might’ve raped a girl. I don’t respect that.
by Patrick Harrel on Jan 29, 2011 3:13 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Common sense screams
that it wasn’t rape. Come on, it’s Kobe Bryant, do you really think force would have to be used?
I don't usually plan out my days because the word "premeditation" gets thrown around a lot in courts today.
that and the fact that she had sex with like 3 other dudes later that day
doesn’t sound like something a rape victim would do.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Exactly
Sounds like a gold digger to me. And this is coming from someone who absolutely hates Ben Rothlisburger. After listening to that girl’s testimony, that sure sounded like gigantic man forcing himself on a drunk, 20 year old girl. While having body guards block the bathroom entrance. (I still can’t believe his suspension got reduced. Mike Vick, gets prison time for killing dogs, and Ben gets 4 games for possible rape and molestation? What is this world coming to?) But the Kobe thing is completely different.
And let’s not be naive, cheating on spouses in the NBA is more the rule than the exception. So I’m not going to really hold that against him.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Jan 29, 2011 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
You sure you're a chick, ressaliance?
Most girls I know instantly accuse rape/cheating for anything. You’ve gotta be the first girl I’ve heard say Kobe was prob not a rapist in that case. Or casually saying cheating in the NBA is pretty common. Most chick I know(namely ex-gfs) just threaten me with castration and believe everyone is a rapist and cheater.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Jan 29, 2011 5:22 PM CST up reply actions
I feel like I should take that pot shat back
about female drivers after reading this…
I don't usually plan out my days because the word "premeditation" gets thrown around a lot in courts today.
Matt Bonner... name still makes me laugh.
Seriously though a win here would be huge.
I think we pull it out.
This game feels different.
Plus BD’s ode to Hakeem has to have cleared out some of that bad karma.
Manu and Kevin are not even.
Manu is a better scorer and a much better defender (even though he flops his dick off).
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
we're in the realm of pure opinion here,
but I agree with AK. This year in similar minutes, Martin averages more points and shoots a higher percentage from the field, from 3, and from the line. So the scorer argument is tough to make.
Defensively, I haven’t really focussed on Manu enough to know for sure, but I assume you’re probably right.
Manu's no Battier on D
But better than Martin. Manu gets the rep as a better scorer b/c he does things that look ridiculous on the floor. Oh and he is among the clutcher in the league.
by Patrick Harrel on Jan 29, 2011 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
you're right of course
I’m taking points from Manu for injuring Aaron. It’s that simple. Next time, he’ll probably get the nod.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
I was wondering if there is any chance in the game that martin will be handling the ball next to manu and then “bam” they will both mysteriously drop to the floor without even touching each other.
I really hate Manu Ginobili
Put Jeffries in the game to give him a dirty foul to injure his ass. That way he will have earned his salary and increase his trade value.
Me against the world is a mismatch in my favor.
you know
I feel like Michael Caine isn’t given enough credit as a badass in the first movie. When that burning log falls on Bruce, Caine just walks over and tosses it aside. He’s thinking, “Do I have to do everything around here? Youth is so wasted on the young.”
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Winning once it is already too late
is the Houston way, every team from here does that.
One correction
“If we were Cavs fans, we could blame LeBron and just be impressed with our young players and look to the future.”
This sentence should read “If we were Cavs fans, we could blame LeBron and just be *cry about our young players and look to the *miserable future.” Seriously, except for Hickson and Jamison, they have a freaking summer league team out there.
by Patrick Harrel on Jan 29, 2011 11:50 AM CST reply actions
Boobie Gibson is good
And he’s from Here but yeah other than that..
by taylorrohrman on Jan 29, 2011 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
He plays no D and shoots 3's
He’s good at what he does, but shouldn’t be getting 30 minutes a game.
by Patrick Harrel on Jan 29, 2011 12:23 PM CST up reply actions
Against PG's he's good
But with him mostly playing the 2, he struggles.
by Patrick Harrel on Jan 29, 2011 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
How long is Brad Miller out?
And I think we have a chance
by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Jan 29, 2011 12:48 PM CST reply actions
I tweeted Friedman asking if there was an update
His exact words: “Not really. Slow going. No definitive return date at this time.” Here’s the tweet.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Anybody following T-Mac. Little side note.
He went 16 points, 10 assists, 8 boards, 4 blocks against the Heat. Keeps the offense under control and is still smooth.
You better believe I have
I keep up with every Pistons game and I like what he is doing. Of course people who have turned their backs on him won’t give him credit but he is playing better than many of us thought. I would do a post but I am sure their will be so many heated arguments that the mods would just delete it so I am staying away fro that for now.
Me against the world is a mismatch in my favor.
He's doing well
but making a Fanpost for a guy not on your team just to dickride in public isn’t recommended either. He’s doing well and I’m honestly impressed he’s turned it around like this. Good for him to remake himself and thrive in Detroit. The relationship was too strained in Houston but part of you HAS to wonder if he would have been honest with himself from the get go how things would have been here in Houston.
I don't usually plan out my days because the word "premeditation" gets thrown around a lot in courts today.
by BD34 on Jan 29, 2011 1:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
we're still too jilted
To start talkin about that narcissist.
Mcgrady = one of the best scorers in nba history & one of the floppiest douches in professional sport.
At least he never ass raped anyone though, so he still has that over kobe
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Jan 29, 2011 1:59 PM CST via mobile reply actions
I've been saying this since the Rockets started off 3-10
The Sports Gods are fucking pissed at us (at the time the Texans were in the middle of their breakdown and the Astros had announced they were not chasing any big free agents)
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
you're right of course
and I think I remember you saying that. I’ve been thinking it for awhile, too, but I wanted to wait until my suspicions were confirmed. They were in Dallas.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
You're up next to prove your manliness, ak
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Jan 29, 2011 5:19 PM CST reply actions
I've already withdrawn from the competition
I can’t fix anything, I can’t drive a stick, I played volleyball in high school, and I loved watching Gilmore Girls and Veronica Mars. I know it’s tough to believe that I’m a heterosexual male, but that’s the truth. The most manly stuff I’ve done is that I was in Habitat for Humanity at Tech and helped build a couple of houses. No one died, so it was a success for me.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Thanks for making me laugh, man. That was great.
Although Habitat is pretty manly. I remember when I first helped out when I was like twelve and the let me use the hydaulic nail gun….aaaahhh……
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Jan 29, 2011 5:55 PM CST up reply actions
Ever shot a gun?
Gone camping (With tent, not RV)? Fishing? Worn Flannel? Give me something man!
I don't usually plan out my days because the word "premeditation" gets thrown around a lot in courts today.
Yes I have been camping
but I didn’t have to set up my tent. I was a counselor and the kids put up our tents. But I hiked and stuff.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
I'll give ya some man points
for that.
I don't usually plan out my days because the word "premeditation" gets thrown around a lot in courts today.
I got a homework assignment for you AK.
You must fool the gods into thinking that you are actually rooting for the Rocket’s opponent.
Ketchup & Mustard BABY!!!
by Start the Bench on Jan 30, 2011 11:06 AM CST reply actions
I've tried
but the gods know that I’m fooling them. So, I decided I won’t watch any of the Lakers or Jazz games. Won’t find out the score. Won’t watch for a second. Won’t get on the gamethread. Nothing. Then we’ll see if it’s me.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
We should check the gamethreads
and see how we fared during the various conversations between man off, monopoly, etc… Find what worked for us.
We all like to talk without much to say...
A quick review tells me
that weiner jokes, talking about cars, misogyny, and fear of Brian Cooks’ prowess as a franchise player all helped us beat the Clippers.
We all like to talk without much to say...
I feel as though the prayer to Hakeem must be repeated by
all member of the board, not just posted. I mean, we are talking basketball gods, are we not?
We all like to talk without much to say...

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