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Boom Boom Pau! A letter to Daryl Morey

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Mr. Morey,

I am writing this letter as a concerned fan of the Houston Rockets. I am concerned about your health. How must you be feeling right now? Your three year plan of trading for picks and young, tradable talent has just been blown up. And that’s not even the worst part. The worst part is it’s the commissioner that blew it up. Not a grumpy player or an over ambitious GM demanding more for a star player or a fan base threatening to burn the city to the ground. It was the commissioner of the NBA, David Stern. David Stern, may I remind you, is the man who just lead “his” league through one of, if not, the worst lockouts in his tenure as commissioner. He just blew up your baby. Your perfectly thought out and timed baby.

Star-divide

Trading the youth of Carl Landry to the Kings to acquire a great scorer was genius. Scorers will always be tradable, always easy to ship off if need be. Developing Luis Scola into one of the best post-players in today’s game increased his value exponentially. Making him yet another tradable asset you had in your arsenal. Getting rid of that one-kneed, sleepy, second-round virgin for a first round pick was a miracle when you look at how badly said player has declined since that trade. Throw in Goran Dragic and you know what that makes? A great trade package.

Now all you had to do is wait. Wait for the right trade to latch onto with your bag of prizes and hope that something would fall your way. Well as soon as that nightmare of a lockout ended you started to get a few phone calls. Phone calls from out west, Los Angeles to be more precise. The Lakers were going after Chris Paul and they needed someone to help them sweeten the deal. Someone who had youth, players that can play now, and draft picks to rebuild and retool. Well I bet that was music to your ears Mr. Morey. I bet you started doing back flips off your desk and cartwheels on your sweet, leather couch in your office. This was your time, your time to reward a faithful fan base for their trust in you as their GM. They had stood by you through thick and thin, and this was going to be their reward.

The city of Houston was finally about to receive an early Christmas present. They were finally going to get a Big Man. A big man that could control the paint, draw the double-team and kick it out to our shooters. A big man that could produce maybe a top 5 pick n’ roll combination in the league with Kyle Lowery. A big man that could send Tim Duncan to a bumpy early retirement and open up a division title for a city that has been craving one since 1994. Pau Gasol was the big man in all those statements.

And then BOOM BOOM PAU.

David Stern blocks the trade. He cites “basketball reasons” as his excuse for vetoing this trade while also saying the NBA owners “revolted” against the trade. Well sorry Mr. Stern, but Dan Gilbert gets in a hissy fit every time his Starbucks barista doesn’t make a cute little leaf in his coffee. He’s a bitter owner who lost his superstar and was too short sighted to think about a backup plan if the worst case happened (which it did, and then the worst case scenario became worse by the game…26 times), but I digress.

I really hope this letter helps you know that this wasn’t your fault. You couldn’t have done anything about this. You were blindsided and now you’ve lost the biggest trade bundle you’ve ever had to play with. The entire three year plan has gone up in smoke (much like the feel good attitude at the Hornets, Rockets, and Lakers training camps) and all you can do is watch David Stern piss on the ashes. It must be tough for you right now but you’ve got to hold your head up and keep up making those phone calls. Something good is going to happen soon and everything’s going to work out fine.

Hope you feel better soon,

Go Rockets!

No cursing in title. No pirated material, such as links to online game streams. Do not cut/paste entire sections of content from other websites. Thanks.

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Can we send this to Morey somehow?

Season Prediction v2.5.1 beta lite: Our Houston Wrexans will finish 11-5 and go UNDEFEATED within the AFC South!

by theSpaceCityKid on Dec 11, 2011 9:24 AM CST reply actions  

Dear David,

You can fu*k my Rockets. But I have the TEXANS, also! LET’S CLINCH TODAY. PLAYOFFS BACK IN HOUSTON BABY!!!!

by SpaceCityFan on Dec 11, 2011 9:56 AM CST reply actions  

I hope that at some point either Stern or those whiny-ass other owners…

… (like Gilbert) end up in need for something (ANYTHING) from Les Alexander or the Rockets.

And I hope Mr. Alexander tells whomever is asking him or his team for any favors to go shit in their hats.

What goes around comes around…

.

I had to stop arguing with drunks, Steeler fans, and all other fools.
It was making my brick wall jealous...

.

Dedicated to the "Pride of the Steelers"

.

by steeler-hater on Dec 11, 2011 11:42 AM CST reply actions  

I live in Cleveland right now

I can tell you this entire city HATES Dan Gilbert, even before all this. People around here can’t stand him

"San Antonio is the best falling down team in the league"- Bill Worrell

by TheLastDynasty on Dec 11, 2011 11:42 AM CST reply actions  

david sperm

is everything thats wrong with the nba
from this moment on, whenever I see sperms fugly face, I will always want to punch a dent into his skull, that greedy tyrant

I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!

by HB23 on Dec 11, 2011 11:55 AM CST reply actions  

worse commish ever

he will get what’s coming to him, whether its sooner or later

I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant

by HB23 on Dec 11, 2011 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Gotta admit...

As childish as it sounds, “David Sperm” is kind of funny. :)

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:52 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

;) one of those backhanded compliments

that makes you hesitantly say, thank you

I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
I was insulted for my prediction against the falcons but... YATES IS THE FUTURE, BYE BYE SCHAUB

by HB23 on Dec 11, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes!

@WojYahooNBA
Adrian Wojnarowski
Houston’s close to signing Marc Gasol to max-contract offer sheet, working a sign-and-trade with Memphis to secure him, league sources say.

by rocketsfanfromseattle on Dec 11, 2011 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

Hell yeah!!!

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Dec 11, 2011 3:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

So it begins

Rockets offer Gasol 4 years, $55M

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Dec 11, 2011 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

yea buddy!

the real gasol

I wana say hi to my haters, stay on your job ;) Go Houston sports!!
david sperm.. you fugly tyrant
I was insulted for my prediction against the falcons but... YATES IS THE FUTURE, BYE BYE SCHAUB

by HB23 on Dec 11, 2011 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

This would make me ten times happier

then the Pau signing. This guy is legit AND young. Best years are ahead of him.

"Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth" - Kenny Powers

by A.J. G on Dec 11, 2011 6:50 PM CST up reply actions  

dawg i hopes we get boff gasols

i wuz playin dat ish on 2k and dat ish was extra nice…..even doe we dnt got da rookies yet on dere…..jus sayin……i hopes they do dat update soon bros…….but ish….. who would we trade for pau if we joined da lakers magic deal???

////ieye jus want da madness over and done wif\\\\\

Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow

by mitmil22 on Dec 11, 2011 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

after everybody they've signed? dam...high hopes

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Dec 11, 2011 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Did we?

I guess after Taylor failed the physical it makes sense.

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by Xiane on Dec 11, 2011 8:49 PM CST up reply actions  

oh thank goodness

"Lets go rip the mothafu#kin heart out these haters!"

by F-BombTheJets on Dec 11, 2011 6:07 PM CST reply actions  

If David Stern drove off a bridge into a flooding river

and I was the only one around to save him, I would piss on his outstretched hand.

"Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth" - Kenny Powers

by A.J. G on Dec 11, 2011 6:52 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I would probably save him

And try to find a slower and more painful way to kill him.

by RiiseRockets on Dec 11, 2011 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice,

bastard. I love it, haha.

"Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth" - Kenny Powers

by A.J. G on Dec 11, 2011 7:24 PM CST up reply actions  

wow,

good reference, and one many people probably didn’t catch.

"Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth" - Kenny Powers

by A.J. G on Dec 11, 2011 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd make him make me commish of the NBA in exchange for his life.

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by Xiane on Dec 11, 2011 8:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd hold out my hand, start pulling him up onto the river bank

And then let go and cite “basketball reasons”. Screw Stern. Lost all respect from just about anybody, besides Dan Gilbert, who had any kind of inkling of respect for the guy.

-- "...I was sick, napping, and then woke up and came to the computer to read a note from the Gingered Angel of Doom..." Martek - Dynamo Theory Blog

by Fuzion on Dec 11, 2011 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Rockets use amnesty rights on Hasheem Thabeet’s contract, sign Marc Gasol to four-year, $55 million offer sheet

Hollinger on ESPN insider.

They’ll match it for sure…

"Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth" - Kenny Powers

by A.J. G on Dec 11, 2011 11:18 PM CST reply actions  

13.75 mil a year for gasol jr?

im sorry what?
btw Dont quote me on that. are you indian because those were some interesting references.

And yeah we got f’ed by the league again. I would say Les needs to go into the league offices and blow some shit up or something…

"Slammed that hoe on the counter like I just got 35 on the domino table!!"
Sherrod Harris

by AlDe2356 on Dec 12, 2011 3:01 AM CST reply actions  

I will also rec it

Just so it will be green.

I hate david stern!

by batman713 on Dec 12, 2011 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah scots

i’m scottish too. douglas, doesn’t get more scottish than that.
/sips glen 18

by HTown80 on Dec 21, 2011 1:19 AM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm backkkkkkk

I'm On An 24 Hour, Coffee Diet, Sippin While I'm Tweetin I Encourage You To Try It...10-4 Houston Texans 2011 AFC South Champions

by BarreKellyJr on Dec 19, 2011 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

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