Looking at our most recent acquisition, Demarre Carroll, I cannot help but jump to the conclusion that DM has a fetish for dreads.
Exhibit A:

via mizzouwire.missouri.edu

DeMarre Carroll, out of Mizzou.

Exhibit B:

via assets.espn.go.com

Jordan Hill. "Nuff said.

Exhibit C:

via www.thesportsbank.net

Chris Bosh. The db I really wanted to join us but  now I'm glad he didn't.

So there you have it, three prime examples of Morey's infatuation/obsession/craze for basketball players with dreads. Another thing I realized--they are all listed as Forwards....maybe there's another facet to this fetish? Explored it must be. At a later time, however, it will be...