Daryl Morey and the Hair

by Roxbybirth on Feb 27, 2011 7:26 PM CST

Looking at our most recent acquisition, Demarre Carroll, I cannot help but jump to the conclusion that DM has a fetish for dreads.
Exhibit A:

via mizzouwire.missouri.edu

DeMarre Carroll, out of Mizzou.

Exhibit B:

via assets.espn.go.com

Jordan Hill. "Nuff said.

Exhibit C:

via www.thesportsbank.net

Chris Bosh. The db I really wanted to join us but now I'm glad he didn't.

So there you have it, three prime examples of Morey's infatuation/obsession/craze for basketball players with dreads. Another thing I realized--they are all listed as Forwards....maybe there's another facet to this fetish? Explored it must be. At a later time, however, it will be...

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Hill and Carroll were both just throw ins to the deals he made (the Knicks didn’t have any other assets they would give up so we got him and Carroll was for salary cap math), and Bosh is just a really good player. Sorry to be a dick about something that was probably a joke, though…

by Patrick Harrel on Feb 27, 2011 8:27 PM CST reply actions

No trade machine deals?!

I expect more from you roxbybirth. You need to give me one of your trademark impossible trade scenarios or else I will unleash robin on you!

Me against the world is a mismatch in my favor.

by batman713 on Feb 27, 2011 8:49 PM CST reply actions

haha ok...new post?...working on it...

ROCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Roxbybirth on Feb 27, 2011 10:07 PM CST up reply actions

funny post dude...

I don’t even care you didn’t put a trade proposal in there

by John P on Feb 27, 2011 9:10 PM CST reply actions

haha I've decided to stick to funny things till trade season...or speculation...even then though...

I might just keep doing impossible trades hahaha just for some humor…

ROCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Roxbybirth on Feb 27, 2011 10:01 PM CST up reply actions

sounds like a good gameplan...

but with the lakers sucking it up these days maybe we can get Gasol for Scola and Hayes…
Together LA gets D and O …just in two different guys. We could even take Crazy Pills back in exchange for Bud and Twill to make the deal work…..

I mean, if the salaries dont work we just throw in Yao or something like that…

(had to do it for olde time sake)

by John P on Feb 28, 2011 3:35 PM CST up reply actions