Game 67 Preview: San Antonio Spurs vs. Houston Rockets
I understand that David Stern and the schedule makers want to screw over the Rockets. I get it, and I will let it go eventually. I've already come to expect and anticipate most of the scheduling "decisions."
Back-to-backs on the road where the opponent has been off for three days? Bring it on. 7 games in 9 days after the all-star break? Let's do it. Currently having played three more games than your competitors for playoff seeding? The schedule doesn't know who we'll be competing against, so that's cool. But what I hate has been the imbalance of home and away games between the first and second halves of the season.
Everyone sounds super-duper excited that the Rockets have plenty of home games left, and it's a blessing. But it's definitely a blessing in disguise. Just for a minute come with me back to your childhood (or your children's childhood) when the movie Beauty and the Beast captured your heart and attention.
Besides being the only animated film to ever be nominated for best picture (Up and Toy Story 3 are CG, so they don't count), the movie has a lesson wrapped in a box that even Goldberg from the Mighty Ducks would think is smelly. But I digress.
In the movie, a witch comes to the door of the prince, but he's a jerk, so she (spoilers!) turns him into a beast. Through the movie, he has to find love, be a better person, yada yada yada. And he does, so we're all supposed to be nicer people who don't judge books by their covers, right?
But wait! What if Gaston (the villain) had come to the door before the witch and the prince told him to get lost? He would have been avoiding a world of trouble, because Gaston probably would have killed him and taken his money and dancing teapots and candles. The Beast had to overcome an arbitrary deadline and prove he was worthy of his stature. What if he learned his lesson later? Would it have been any less of a valid point? Yes and no.
And now is when we come back to reality.
The Rockets (the Beast) have been screwed over by the witch (David Stern) with a deadline (the end of the regular season) and an "invaluable" yet inconvenient lesson (a tough early schedule).
Could the Rockets have overcome their early season woes with a more favorable early schedule? You could argue that playing bad teams early would have given the Rockets a chance to win games while also figuring out their own issues. Did you know that the Rockets played both the Spurs and Mavs in San Antonio and Dallas twice before either of those teams set foot in Houston? You could say that they benefited from the schedule. Those teams would have turned human well before the last petal fell off the rose. The Rockets have figured their own issues way too late for some, but isn't the lesson valid nevertheless? So what if the schedule had worked the other way?
I don't know what I would do to solve the issue or anything. I just thought I'd make a ridiculous stretch and see if anyone followed me through it and thought it made an iota of sense. Call me crazy in the comments.
The game is slated to start at 7:30pm CST. Every team ahead of the Rockets in the West is competing tonight, except for OKC and Phoenix. So there should be some movement. Maybe.
Update: Scola is out again. Hill will most likely start.
Matchups...
PG: Kyle Lowry vs. Tony Parker:
For all your Kyle Lowry info, check out Tom's recent piece about him. Am I being lazy? Yes. Yes I am. Mainly because my head hurts from above. And on the subject of Dragic, he's been playing more like a Dragon than Groan Tragic.
Parker was supposed to be out for 2-4 weeks. Then he found Brent Barry's wife some remedy that helped him get through the pain. They need him desperately. San Antonio has largely avoided the injury bug this season, and that's really the big reason why you can say they've been so incredible this season. They're good, no doubt about it. But there are several teams in the West that could be pretty darn good if none of their best players ever got injured for a season.
Advantage: Spurs
SG: Kevin Martin vs. Manu Ginobili:
One issue I've had with Adelman is his treatment of opposing two guards who can win games on their own. Instead of letting Courtney Lee loose, he leaves K-Mart in games. I think I've said that I like Adelman enough times, and I get that the majority of our offense at times comes from Kevin Martin. However, when he consistently gets beaten, the Rockets are basically playing 5-on-4. Lee needs to be in games to at least pester opposing wings.
It doesn't help either that Kevin Martin has looked like a fool on both sides of the court for the last week. Seriously, who is that guy?
And that Manu Ginobili guy is pretty good. Even if he is a flopper.
Raja Bell-Manu Ginobili Double Flop (via memoismoney)
Advantage: Spurs
SF: Chase Budinger vs. Richard Jefferson:
I have no clue how this will turn out. Jefferson is more consistent, but Chase could go off at any moment. He generally plays better when he's had rest, in my limited sample size of a memory.
Advantage: Even?
PF: Luis Scola vs. Tim Duncan:
Scola does love to kill the team that never brought him to America, but I hear good things about that Duncan guy. I hear Duncanville is named after him, but I'm so gullible I believe in global warming.
Plus, Scola was practically nonexistent against the Suns. He posted a pitiful stat line.
Advantage: Spurs
C: Chuck Hayes vs. Antonio McDyess:
It's a generic name versus a kick-ass name. It's the undersized center versus the old veteran. Alabama versus Kentucky.
DeJaun "I Will Break You To Get a Rebound" Blair normally starts, but Pop started McDyess the other night against Detroit, and it looks like it might become permanent.
Advantage: Rockets
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Bench:
Spurs: George Hill, Gary Neal, Matt Bonner, DeJuan Blair (someone box him out!), James Anderson, Tiago Splitter, and (for Tom) Steve Novak
Rockets: Goran Dragic, Courtney Lee, Brad Miller, Terrence Williams, Patrick Patterson, Jordan Hill, Hasheem Thabeet (just to shut up BD even more)
Advantage: Even
Injuries:
Spurs: (Uncontrollable laughter)
Rockets: Yao out
Prediction: Rockets shock the world (ESPN) and win this one 108-104
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This was great
The Scola bit was fucking hilarious. The I’m so gullible I believe in global warming bit made me spit out my water…
this one was something else
A little spin on morality issues presented in the disney classic.
A rant against the schedule (by the way the league does have an idea on who the dominante teams will be as, for the most part, those teams stay consistent for a few yrs) anyone else recall how we started the season? Returning from china only to play the two-time defending champs on their floor?
This one gets the ‘top-10 previews of the yr award’
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 12, 2011 10:32 AM CST via mobile reply actions
Now I just need another 9 good previews to complete the list
But seriously, thank you. I’m blushing.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
I've never seen that double flop before.
That’s made my day.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Key matchup is Martin vs Ginobli
As long as Lowry holds his own against Parker, which I’m sure he’ll do, the rest of the Rockets should maintain just fine. I no longer worry about the Rockets bench and the new found confidence in the bench should prove valid against this team.
Again though, I think so much hinges on the outcome of Martin vs Ginobli, because the last thing anybody wants to see a flop off between these two.
by Nobody is Better Than Jordan on Mar 12, 2011 12:32 PM CST reply actions
I give this preview a 9/10
Only because there should be a tagline on the picture of McGrady and Manu.
Other than that, nicely done.
by basketball is cool on Mar 12, 2011 12:39 PM CST reply actions
I don't know if that's sarcasm or not
I guess it was showing earlier if not. 10/10, well done.
by basketball is cool on Mar 12, 2011 2:08 PM CST up reply actions
No it really was there-no sarcasm
but I know that for me it’s taking longer to show up. Maybe it’s just us though. It does show up after a couple of seconds.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
I don't know
I was IE earlier, didn’t show up. Chrome it popped up as soon as I loaded it. Why the hell was I even on IE to begin with? Good question.
by basketball is cool on Mar 12, 2011 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, and great points over at PtR
I messed up with Lowry and Parker, but the others made sense to me. Am I crazy? Yes. Am I crazy in this scenario? I don’t think so.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Look for Patterson to have a big game.
This is based on no substantial evidence, only a feeling!
No gonna lie
DeJuan Blair scares me half to death for a guy with no ACLs(yeah, both of his ACLs are not there), that guy sure can gobble up the board. He also dominated Thabeet in college
My roommate has no ACLs either
and his take is not that it kills his knees on jumps, but that it doesn’t let him cut as fast as everyone else. When you’re a big man, moving sideways isn’t a requirement, so Blair has been able to find a niche despite those problems. It really is impressive.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
My understanding is that
He had surgeries early in high school, His ACL because of damage slowly deteriorated over time and the rest of his muscles develop into picking up the slack in stabilizing his knees, and it is also possible he learned to jump and land in a way that lessen the impact on his knee because of it, so it’s some what up to how your body ended up compensating. I know Hines Ward also is without one of his ACL, but his injuries were early in childhood, and he never knew until college. It certainly didnt affect his ability as a receiver
That's actually how my Achilles tear went
The muscle around my ankle acted as a surrogate because of years of lower body work in the weight room. Got the Achilles repaired 3 months after injury. Like a BAMF.
TDS's resident dickhead.
Kyle Lowry is better than Tony Parker?
I mean I love Lowry, but…
wat?
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
+1
Parker still has his quickness and his ability to finish in the paint.
Lowry has had a hell of a March, but I’m not sure if he’s better than Parker.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 12, 2011 1:41 PM CST up reply actions
Gonna give you a +1 here as well
Banging Brent Barry’s wife and better ball player than Lowry.
TDS's resident dickhead.
Parker is an idiot
I wouldnt trade Eva Longoria for anyone
by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Mar 12, 2011 3:02 PM CST up reply actions
I'll give you a +1 too
because I legitimately wanted to give Parker the advantage. I will change it, and thanks for the catch.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Going to be a good game
Hopefully I can pry myself away from Pokemon Black for 3 hours to watch this
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
by .Bonzo on Mar 12, 2011 1:17 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
sometime I forget the age difference on this board
by NVP on Mar 12, 2011 1:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Heh, I'm only 15
Pokemon has no age limitations
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Is it really that different?
Pokemon doesn’t have age limitations for sure. I’m 23 also but we were the perfect age (around 10) when the games hit the US. I still have my Red version with 150 hours on it somewhere.
by basketball is cool on Mar 12, 2011 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah I was about 3 and my Dad bought me a Gameboy, that was like 1998
I got Pokemon Red, and I still have it. Currently I have Red, Silver, Ruby, Emerald, Firered, Pearl, HeartGold, and Black. I used to have Yellow and Crystal but I lost em both.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
I have Platinum
Or whatever color it is. But only because I have an R4 for my DS and I just DLed it. So is it worth getting?
by basketball is cool on Mar 12, 2011 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Black? Yeah.
I’m having fun with it. One thing I respect about Nintendo is the fact that they haven’t changed the Pokemon games TOO much from the originals.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
Yeah but then again these games can get kind of repetitive.
And how am I supposed to Catch ‘Em All? There’s like, 5 million pokemon now. F that shit, I have a life too Nintendo.
by basketball is cool on Mar 12, 2011 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Holy crap you were 3 when you got a gameboy?
What did you do with it, bite on it? I’m no child development expert, but come on, 3’s got to be a bit early for Gamboys.
I gotta say, I lost interest in the game after Yellow. I do enjoy a good JRPG game here and there, just not pokemon
I was a beast at 3
Only thing is I didn’t really get the concept of more than one pokemon. I would just mindlessly train my starter. He was like lvl 80 by the time everyone was lvl 50.
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
"But Charmander was my best friend!"
says the young Ash Ketchum wannabe
You're only 15?
Christ. And I mean that in a good way. Been real impressed with what you’ve been doing on Dynamo Theory.
- Rivers McCown, From Mom's Basement | Twitter | SB Nation Houston | Battle Red Blog
by riversmccown on Mar 12, 2011 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
I'm 23 and I'm jealous that he has Pokemon Black
I’ve been playing Heartgold and Dragon Age 2.
TDS's resident dickhead.
Dragon Age is pretty sick
Do not have the second one though
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
How're you liking it so far?
I’ve played for a little over an hour so far, been super busy with work and family. It’s not as enthralling as DA:O was but I’m pretty sure it will once I get further in.
Are you playing on DX9 or 11?
by basketball is cool on Mar 12, 2011 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
Once you get past the opening it gets much more entertaining. Less choppy more free flowing.
I’m trying to get my expedition started but I’ve been screwing off and spending money. Save up 50 sovereigns to get going, though I did organize a financier but it’s not going. I run mine on my PS3. I do like the family aspect on DA:2 because it’s a nice immersion factor. I’ve been playing it like a madman. I’m hooked. Though, it does seem like it wants you to be a damage character with Hawke and I want to be a tank. But I finally have a party balance where I can tank. Also, Anders is a shit healer, won’t heal if you set him as one. I have a giant mana pool mage staring at walls while my party is laying strewn about.
TDS's resident dickhead.
lol
Yeah I haven’t really dug into the Main Plot yet, just screwing around on side missions until I have time to actually enjoy the plot, probably tomorrow. Can you load your Origins/Awakening save into DA2? It loads all the decisions that you made in Origins into 2 and presets your character that way, or something. Again, haven’t had much time to fiddle with it.
by basketball is cool on Mar 12, 2011 2:52 PM CST up reply actions
Just got my s*it pushed in on a dragon fight.
Party wipe for the first time in the Dragon Age games.
TDS's resident dickhead.
My understanding is that you aren't the same dude in the 2 games.
Aka. loading the save wouldn’t make much sense.
I’ll probably pick it up when I get my next paycheck.
Minnesotan Rockets fan
You play Garret Hawke (Or whatever the chick is)
You can load the old save file because the beginning of the game it’s narrated like re-telling a tale, and you get some of the stuff from Dragon Age Origins and Dragon Age Awakening referenced. You get Anders early on, who is Dragon Age Awakening I believe. It basically adds some more depth to the story telling and allows for some references to set in.
I wound up pussing out and nailing Morrigan in my first game to avoid the dragon killing me.
TDS's resident dickhead.
What Manu did to AB was a good thing.
Lowry was able to show he is the real deal, plus, we got a better overall PG in Dragic, and first rounder.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 12, 2011 4:32 PM CST up reply actions
That's not true.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 12, 2011 10:27 PM CST up reply actions
Also
I just love how pissed off “Pounding the Rock” is. You called RJ and Chase even? Kill yourself!
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Well Ariza did well against chase
but When Chase is on, he can score in bunches
It was brought up a day or two ago that Hill starting
is more about keeping the second unit rotations together than a vote of confidence in Hill. I’d honestly rather see Hill get the nod to start for that reason and to get him some exposure on the court.
If there is a merciful God who wants to shower us all with busty women he’ll start Thabeet and slide Chuckwagon to the 4.
TDS's resident dickhead.
Double Flop Caused Sloans Retirement
Seriously, he looks extremely pissed at the end of that clip. Thanks for sharing that, missed that one.
why didnt Stern fine both of them?
double flop $20,000 penalty
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