Quick!  Name four Charlotte Bobcats!

Right.

About now the state of North Carolina has completely forgotten about the existence of this team, having better things to do in March. When asked if the Charlotte Bobcats team picture should be placed on the side of a milk carton the answer was a resounding "Don't bother - we don't want them back".  Send this team to Seattle, pronto.

So we've learned something in the past few years.  You'd want Michael Jordan to play for your basketball team.  You'd want him to stay far far far away from your basketball team in every single other respect, including Haynes underwear.