Rockets vs Jazz
Utah Jazz at Houston Rockets, Mar 20, 2011 6:00 PM CDT
So, if everyone you ever really hated on the Utah Jazz left, would you still hate the Jazz? I never thought I'd ask that question.
I say yes, until the Jazz prove they are worthy of something besides contempt, the hate continues, for tradition's sake and past crimes if nothing else. But I'll admit to a sliver of doubt. The current Jazz roster lacks the truly vile scumbags of Jazz teams past. AK47 is an annoying flopping doofus, but he's no Karl Malone. Their center whatshisname is a tedious git, but he never plays and hardly sinks to the grimy short-shorted depths of John Stockton. And we don't even have a Carlos Boozer analogue on the current roster, as The Booze is Someone Else's Problem.
Beyond that, the third person in The Unholy Trinity of The Utah Jazz, Jerry Sloan, is, shockingly, gone. All it took was a firing,which flabbergasted me. I thought Sloan, at the very least, would have required a wooden stake, garlic in his mouth, beheading, burning, holy water, a bible reading, and the scattering of his ashes into a fast flowing stream at dawn. All it took was a firing. It's like The Lord of The Rings ending with Sauron leaving the Middle Earth entirely because he got a strongly-worded letter from Bilbo Baggins. No war, no quest, no volcanoes, nope, just gone, and likely to get his security deposit back, too.
But Mordor would still be Mordor and Utah still claims to have Jazz.
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Clyde discussing play-by-play just makes me want to

"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
I wish I was this age during the 90s
I was born AFTER both championships…
If you're a fan of basketball, watch a movie called Sonicsgate. It's free, just google it.
http://sjumbo-200311.blogspot.com/2009/11/channel-2.html
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
its tradition
Odds are utah will no longer be the cheap-shoting, loud-mothing group of old as their cheap-shot guru is gone. They will also not be in contention again and will become the small market, small achievment team they always should have been.
Not a worthy adversary any longer but u cannto discount almost 30yrs of adversity so quickly imo.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Love how the guys on SLC are in denial that we actually won a title.
They, for some reason, think the Jazz didn’t play in the 94 and 95 seasons.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
The coach of the Jazz is black?
Who knew…
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Saw Carroll and Williams in the background
Does that mean Thabeet in inactive?
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Doesn't matter.
Thabeet doesn’t even play in garbage time.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Bud already has more points than he did last game
LOL
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Dang, Bud
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:12 PM CDT reply actions
Wonder win a troll from SLC will come over here.
Always happens.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Wonder when*
Wow.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Epic win
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
They're never good
They’re just like “hurr durr rockets suck”
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by .Bonzo on Mar 20, 2011 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe Dave should just pre-emptively ban all of them.
Like me, BD, and Res got banned pre-emptively.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I really really hate those calls.
He just runs into Chuck, and gets a call.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Defense looking shaky now
Pat Pat really made a difference
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Refs need to stop calling that.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
we look slow and sloppy
Just standing around on offense. And scola looks out of sync and lathargic so far.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Looked like Bud traveled and got away
IS HE SUPERSTAR NOW!?!?!
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Bud's seeming to be agressive. That's nice
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:19 PM CDT reply actions
Wish Patt was in there instead of Scola.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Chuck...love that defense.
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:23 PM CDT reply actions
hopefully he either wakes up as he warms up
Or his mins are limited, to help him recover. With 2p and hill playing the way they have over the last few outings it almost makes me wish scola sat a few extra. Even tho scola is probably my fav rocket outside the wagon.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:24 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
5 rebounds by Scola
At least he’s hustling
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Early Corutney Lee sighting?
Usually doesn’t get in till 1 min left in the quarter. I like it.
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Yeah...2Pat...
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:26 PM CDT reply actions
Lowry's got it going tonight
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Me gusta
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:27 PM CDT reply actions
god damn i love me sum lowry
He gets everyone involved. This dude has turned into a top 8 pg, mayb top5 dep on how much I’ve had to drink
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:28 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
That was a block!
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:31 PM CDT reply actions
Patterson blocks always end with great offensive plays
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ppat and lowry
So damn sexy
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:32 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
It's like we have 10 Lowry on the court
when did you attend Ninja school
He was there, you just never saw him
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Hayward still makes me laugh.
I remember LMAO when they picked him. I mean, really Utah?
Minnesotan Rockets fan
No better than Budinger.
Paul George who was taken after him looks really good.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i guarentee you
S.a wants memphis to hold onto that 8spot more than memphis does.
I’m pretty sure they’d beat either one of us, but we’d realy make em work for it.
Lowry is a true franchise player, he can shoot, pass and lead a team on the court with his energy and toughness. Not a trancendant talent like williams or rose but he is a steady hand to lead a contending team.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:36 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Shit, Bud injured
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Of course...................................................................
Just. Of course this happens to us now.
Minnesotan Rockets fan
T-WILL!!!!
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Yes sirr.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Ow.....
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:38 PM CDT reply actions
jhill seems like his old self tonight
And I hope bud can get up. Want twill to get some mins but not like this
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Courtney Lee would start next game
If Bud was injured, and I’m fine with that.
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Hayward just pulled a Bud.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
I get a bad feeling that we are going to move Patt to SF and then Miller to center.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
WHERE'S THE FOUL??
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Hill.........................................................................
Minnesotan Rockets fan
Someone get Jordan Hill some Ritalin
or Meth, same thing
Nice steal by Martin
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Twas very pretty
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking 6 oclock start time
if I’d known the game was on, I wouldn’t have had to suffer through that dreadful UT game.
But the game seems to be going good so far.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
Arizona was making my day...
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
My team got eliminated earlier
Washington…
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Turnovers are killing Texas
and if they lose my bracket is officially screwed.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
quick!
Somebody get miller in!!
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
What a game -_-
foul after foul after foul
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the refs must have thier whistles confused with
Sterns dick, they just keep blowin on em. Let em play dammit…..unless ofcourse it leads to rocket ft
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:49 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Who'd have thought Utah would have a black coach
Times, they are achangin’
All these fouls make these games ridiculously boring
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 6:49 PM CDT reply actions
Kirilenko's hair
just keeps getting more and more obnoxious.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
It's honestly the face.
I mean, dude always looks like a seagull to me. No hair will fix that.
Minnesotan Rockets fan
Courtney Lee got mugged
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realy?
Free thorws on a pass?
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:56 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
FLOP!
There’s the Utah Jazz!
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Well some things never change
even if Sloan isn’t sitting in the coach’s seat.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
floptastic play
Way to get suckered and look like a more of a joke zebras
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 6:59 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Fouls
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
20pts on 5 shots? martin is sickdiculous
Looks like 1 zebra had money on the jazz and one felt like callin the right way on that block.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 7:01 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
ANOTHER FLOP
Jesus Christ…
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refs are givin this one to utah
Gettin blatant.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 7:03 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
relying too much on the three ball
which will stop falling in the 2nd half
need to get some action in the post
also, chuck hayes needs to stop putting the ball on the floor.
Yeah, he just needs to flush it down!!!
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Hotheaded little dude
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i saw the video
it was meh for me. he looked like he was returning the ball to the ref followin the call, but with some extra sauce on it and while the ref wasn’t looking.
haha.
Lowry restores order to the Rockets universe, whew! We were about to lose that lead
I hope 2Pat and Dragic gets more minutes in the 2nd half. Scola does not have his rhythm back and I don’t want to run Lowry and Martin too ragged and have nothing for the endgame
nice half for the houston lowrys
As usual its houston against the world. Not only do we have to play the jazz, but we gotta play the refs as well. Time for a new comish alrdy and come house cleaning. Some of these games are so clearly fixed its insane.
With stern at the helm they don’t even have to worry about masking it.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 7:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
who do y'all have in the arizona-texas matchup?
i got the cats
I got Texas
but this game is making me nervous. I hate how Texas is playing right now.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
this happens a lot to Texas
Rick Barnes is a good coach, but not in a tourney setting
Arizona.
But that’s just becuase I’m ex-Aggie
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
i live in austin
but texas beat my rice owls by just 3 points earlier this season while arizona blew us out by 20+ so i’m taking them haha.
You're a rice fan? One of my high school classmates is a QB for rice
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
no shit, right now?
mchargue? fanuzzi?
i went to rice for college
Sorry, third string. Taylor Cook. Lol. My claim to fame isn't that big.
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a massive TE...he's 6' 7"
But he had an arm…
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, we're probably gonna use him in the thor package
look up casey, james (currently TE for texans)
That'll be interesting. He was always a good friend, so he's cool, and I hope that works for him
Also, idk if you know Mario Hull, he was an old friend of mine a year below mine who’s also playing for Rice last I checked.
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
can't say the name sounds familiar
what year is he and what does he play?
He was a freshman this year. He's a WR
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
lookin at the roster it looks like he RS this year
so we may see him next season
we’re switching to a much more running game so he probably didn’t see any minutes
we also have klein kubiak (gary kubiak’s son) on our depth chart at WR haha
Nice...
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
He was a fun QB in high school.
One of the only QB’s I saw who led the charge to open a hold for his RB
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
*hole
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
all best athletes play QB in high school
quickest way to get the ball to him
He wasn't a good runner bc he had such a high center of balance.
But he loved pounding guys and was the state champion punter.
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
very close game right now....66-65 Arizona
by inquisitiveman on Mar 20, 2011 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Tie game
damn
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by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
texas looks like they'll hold on
no shots falling for the wildcats down the stretch
I hope your right.
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by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
we are not climbing all the way to 7
But would be great if we could play the fakers and upset em.
This is not their yr. Bryant is avg like 5% shooting and keeps playing through injury. He realy needs to rest the reemainder of the season and let the lakers try to figure it out without him, they’d b way better off.
But as his head is so big he can’t fit it outa staples center doors, no way that happens.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 7:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
WTF
Come on Rox
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With Bud out.
Patterson and Lee to play the SF?
wonder if the lack of whistles at the end
was a response to the butler game
by thatguyisgood on Mar 20, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes!!!!
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
they wont call em for chucl
But man are they quik to call them on him
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 7:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Texas lost!!! Fuck yourself Texas fans!!!
This is a good game, did bud get hurt?
by AllenOU on Mar 20, 2011 7:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Indeed
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
At the worst time
Is t will active yet?
Lee should play a BUNCh
by AllenOU on Mar 20, 2011 7:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I'm in basketball overload
And now the rockets are gonna give me a heart attack I know it
by AllenOU on Mar 20, 2011 7:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Patterson is very good at tip-ins.
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Jefferson is the one player he struggles to stop
by Camouflage14 on Mar 20, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Jefferson is truely a big big body
both wide and tall, make it hard for Chuck to limit him, especially now Chuck is lighter
Don't remind me...
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
He's played well against Jefferson, generally.
He’s just getting stuffed by Millsap and Jefferson a lot.
Minnesotan Rockets fan
he is making them shoot badly
just getting dominated on the boards.
by Camouflage14 on Mar 20, 2011 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Love how the exit music started playing
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this one is not looking good
Figures that the one game miller might actually do some good rick refuses to put him in.
After pushing for us to sign him and letting him play us outa the game several times, the one tame we may need him he’s gettin the twill treatment.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 7:43 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
lowry is the only reason
We are gunna win
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 7:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Lowry's gotta pass that out to Dragic
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Let's mix it up, put Thabeet on Jefferson
RA will never do that.
by Edwin AnDre Johnson Capron on Mar 20, 2011 7:48 PM CDT reply actions
Patterson looks like he really is learning from both Chuck and Scola
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DAMN WHAT A SLAM!
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what a dunk!!
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
OMG BLAKE GRIFFIN!
Anyways, Lowry now 1 rebound and 2 assists from triple double
Minnesotan Rockets fan
Daaaaaaaaim!
Patterson can dunk. He put Blake Griffin to shame with that monster jam.
That had better be on the top ten plays of the day
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
What do you guys think is PPats ceiling?
by BleedingTexan10 on Mar 20, 2011 7:54 PM CDT reply actions
Shew in All-Star
will dominate when paired with a good PG.
by Camouflage14 on Mar 20, 2011 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I was gonna guess
he might just roll over in his chair
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
http://homsports.com/Utah+Jazz++Houston+Rockets-586.htm
All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.
by hornedfrogrocket on Mar 20, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Great Defense by Hill
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The Chuckwagon
has also been fighting hard.
by phil_anselmo on Mar 20, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
man, i missed the monster jam
was taking a shower
go shower again
maybe we’ll get another monster jam then
by Camouflage14 on Mar 20, 2011 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Lee better not be hurt
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Hah!
He’s got jokes!
All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.
by hornedfrogrocket on Mar 20, 2011 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
whoever this patterson kid
I like him.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 8:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I love the Chuck Wagon
but Hill has actually been playing decent defense over the last few minutes, they should have kept him in.
Oh come the f*** on!
That was as obvious a charge as they come.
by phil_anselmo on Mar 20, 2011 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions
this is nuts alrdy
They are giving utah every chance at the line possible
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 8:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
bullshit! bullshit!
All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.
by hornedfrogrocket on Mar 20, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
I liked AK's videos in the preview post
Made me remember Clyde Drexler was actually a player
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are we watching a different game refs are watching
alternate universe? WTF
TRIPLE DOUBLE LOWRY!
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UNREAL
They just fuking handed him them a fuking 3pt play!!!! I can’t wait to c the look on the refs face when they fail to beat us.
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 8:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Lowry is unreal. Un-fucking-real.
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Fucking love KLow
All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.
by hornedfrogrocket on Mar 20, 2011 8:11 PM CDT reply actions
lowry will just not let ut loose
He just won’t.
Lowry for president. Real fucking talk
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 8:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
How bout boxing out?
Just every now and then? Come on!
haha that kinda sounds like his name
klow-three
"he's a basketball player"
in the famous words of every basketball player asked about what position he prefers
dont forget about Pat
something like 12 pts and 10 boards in second half
by Camouflage14 on Mar 20, 2011 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome everybody to the Kyle Lowry Experience featuring
the double double styling of Patrick Patterson
There you go
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And again...
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
This is good, just hit your FTs
Maybe the Jazz can beat Memphis tommorrow and we’ll only be one game back
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somebody tell Misap the game is over
while punching him is mouth?
whatever happens
CLee doesnt take these ft’s
by Camouflage14 on Mar 20, 2011 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
if we lose today i'll seriously cry or something
or just have to finish all the booze in my apartment
one problem
Hill’s “defensive instincts” might take over…
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Martin is running up his score
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Thought Turiaf was starting.
Eitherwise, we’re record-wise ahead of the Knicks. I think that’s hilarious.
Minnesotan Rockets fan
come on utah, you don't want me to drink alcohol do you?
you lose and i will settle for just orange juice
I wonder what the record is for most FTs at 100% in a single game
"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous? " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 8:24 PM CDT reply actions
Wow. That's awesome
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by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Mar 20, 2011 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
can we get a fucking offensive board?
lowry needs to make both here
utah out of timeouts we don’t wanna go to overtime
GG
See you guys later
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what happened to our def in the last min? they made every shot they attempted except the last one
but freakin’ great win
Good game guys.
No excuses, congrats on the victory.
Go Buffalo Bills, Utah Jazz, and Arkansas Razorbacks
Thanks
Was scared of Millsap going Heat-mode against us there…
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Triple double says you're right
but Jazz keep fouling Martin helps
rockets up to 9th in the west
game and a half behind memphis
a loss for the grizz tomorrow will means that they’ll have just one fewer loss than us
a draw and they both only get .5 of a win :)
by IrishThrasher on Mar 20, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha great irish..
seriously..for the first time we will goin to support utah to beat memphis…just for one game though..
go go go utah...dont be a choker this time
after the win.. get lost
Great, great win.
However, the rotation after Bud was quite ridiculous.
We decide to play Lee at the 3 while Dragic is at the 2. That’s wayy too small. We won’t get away with that again.
We play Lee 40 minutes, and he goes 2-9 from the field.
Martin played 42, and Lowry played 44.
We have a deep team for a reason. I really hate that Adelman doesn’t take advantage of that. In fact, he resents doing it.
Would have liked to have seen T-Will get a chance in the third and early fourth. But, Adelman will always find new ways to not play him.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
bone would prefer we lost
so we could get the #12 pick and not make playoff’s
by Camouflage14 on Mar 20, 2011 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
False.
I would rather have our young guys play, not necessarily tank.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Well Hill and PPatt seem to have supplanted Miller in the rotation
So that’s a plus for you (and me, I like Hill). The fact is that we can’t play everyone. T-Will and Bud are injured, but the big man rotation is nearly impossible to crack.
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
T-Will was injured.
He was active tonight.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Active doesnt mean fit to play.
Scola was active the last few games. mind you Williams seems fine and dandy. When you say play the young guys who do you suppose is young? Hill is getting the minutes he deserves. Pat is getting his time. Lowry and Dragic are splitting the PG time well enough seeing as i doubt Dragic has any clue what is going on with our offense due to lack of training time. Bud and Lee are being played. the only older players getting minutes are Hayes, Martin and Scola. So your argument of playing the young guys is flawed.
However i would’ve liked to see Thabeet get off the pine a bit more, maybe 4-5 minutes a game something like that, but sometimes there just isn’t sufficient room. As for Williams, in the minutes he has got he has been a mixed basket. I really like the guy and i think he can be a solid starter in the league but only once he gets his head right and so on.
Do you really want to take minutes away from Patterson, Hill, Lowry, Lee, Dragic and Bud who have played exceptionally well lately and deserve all their minutes for players like Williams and to a lesser extent Thabeet who have not earned minutes?
by Camouflage14 on Mar 21, 2011 7:29 AM CDT up reply actions
he right tho
bud will prob be out for the next game cant have lee/lowry/martin playin to many 41+ mins games
but Twill wont play pat will start ahead of him hahaha
by IrishThrasher on Mar 20, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet we go with Lee and Martin at the 2 and 3
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions
what position does he play?
ive heard nothin of him
by IrishThrasher on Mar 20, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
No.
Even T-Will is above him in the depth chart.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
We are going to get abused by the opposing team's wings if we do that.
Lee’s a great defender, but he’s too small for the 3.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed...
before we get to the playoffs..all of our starters is injured..(exaggeration)
they always have extended minutes..over .fatigue..exhaustion maybe they will even suffer heartburn…thats what R.A. should understand.. look what happened toYao..
I'm skeptical
That playing Williams could help us win more than playing Lee at the 3 and Dragic at the 2. Every time he’s played he’s looked like he’s on a completely different page from the rest of the team. When he’s ready to work within the system I’m sure that’s when Adelman will give him minutes.
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way to go rockets
this is awesome, i never thought we’d turn it on like this. utah, namely milsap, just wouldnt let it go but we got the w in the end.
what a great game, we shoulda blown em out but thats hard to do when u give a team 24 2nd chance pts.
we got abused in the post all night and milsap was unreal for them, scola was a little off but thank god we got patterson to come in there and rip his heart out of chest for every loose ball and rebound.
Lowry was the mvp of the game for either side, even with milsaps 70,000 pts. it was his first career tripple-double but i doubt it’ll be his last
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 8:36 PM CDT reply actions
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nba/news/story?id=6240235
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow.
Very selfish comments.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yet this board called me insane
for being anti-Melo from the start.
TDS's resident dickhead.
by BD34 on Mar 21, 2011 7:42 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
In being insane or this board disagreeing with me only to take my position later?
TDS's resident dickhead.
in being anti-melo from the start
i too never wanted him.
by Camouflage14 on Mar 21, 2011 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions
There were a lot of people who didn't want Melo (myself included)
and there were people that saw him as the best available option, but not the overall best option.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
he is overrated....the nuggets got such a great deal
by inquisitiveman on Mar 20, 2011 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
hence why i didnt want Melo, regardless
I’ve always seen him as overrated, honestly I don’t even rate him as a top 10 overall player (no question on his ability to score) but overall, i’d rather have Martin.
by Camouflage14 on Mar 21, 2011 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions
NY won't win a title with him.
They honestly need to get rid of D’Antoni. That team’s defense is equivalent to the Texans’ D.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Looking at the last handful of games
We play Golden State, Nets, Sixers, Kings, Clippers, and T-wolves. All of which can be and should be won by us.
Out of the contenders we play the Heat, Spurs, Hawks, Hornets, and Mavs.
If we sweep the below .500 teams and even win one of the games against top teams we’ll be 44-38. Making the playoffs is still a reasonable expectation. We’re only one game behind Memphis and looking at their remaining games they play some tough competition. The Jazz, Boston, Chicago, Spurs, Hornets twice, and Portland; while playing only 5 mediocre to bad teams. If they sweep the mediocre teams and win at least one of their tough games they’ll also be 44-38 and we hold the tiebreaker 3-1.
Pointless breakdown really because anything can happen. But it is definitely within our grasp to do this. It’ll be tough, but it’s very possible.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What can I say?
I really miss the playoff days in Houston. I don’t care if we’re only an 8th seat, it’ll be fun just to scrap in and hopefully cause some problems
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Exactly
Everyone basically knew we were going to lose game 7 to LA, but that series was the most fun I’ve had in a long time with the Rox
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
hopefully we pissed utah enough
to go and beat memphis, then the grizz gotta go play on the road @ chi and bos. meanwhile we got GS (not gunna be an easy win, esp if we open the game the same way, Ellis could really hurt us and has prolifically done so in the past. Lee will have his hands full with that one but Lowry should make Curry his bitch by the end of it. after that we got MIA and i remain unsure of our chances in that one (if they cant beat us, the refs sure as shit will; see spurs game) but that could be 3 str8 losses for MEM (given that utah can beat em and what should happen, does happen on their road trip) and a 1-1 split for us.
our stretch run is paying off, TC looked a lil empty tonight, but after that 2p slam, it was jumping. PLAYOFFS here we mothafukin come
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 8:46 PM CDT reply actions
oh man, syracuse gonna lose
that’ll break some brackets for sure
man, my bracket is already so destroyed
I’m not even going to look at it anymore.
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm 6-14 on sweet sixteen so far
need kansas and ND to take care of business to hit .500
Everyone's bracket is busted as of yesterday.
According to ESPN.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you Butler
lol
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't believe you picked them to go that far...
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
I honestly don’t even remember picking Butler over Pitt until after the tourny started. But quite proud of myself for doing so!
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
naw he had Pitt winning the whole thing I think
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
nah he had pitt in the final 4
he’s still 99.9th percentile
Who did he have winning it?
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
oh ok
well good choice. I think I’m going with Ohio State now. But that would be a fun Championship game OSU vs Kansas
"Sometimes the things that make you great, also make you an asshole."
by ressaliance_00 on Mar 20, 2011 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got Ohio St. winning it all
against Notre Dame. Knowing my luck though, they’ll lose to FSU tonight.
All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.
by hornedfrogrocket on Mar 20, 2011 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
good thing i dont follow college ball
cuz id be pissed with all these upsets.
"Never underestimate the heart of a champion"- Rudy T, all up in that azz
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 8:56 PM CDT reply actions
Just went over to check out the Memphis blog.
It’s worse than Stampede Blue. It’s a fuckin graveyard over there.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
even when he was getting beaten
Al still had to throw up a ton of shots.
by Camouflage14 on Mar 21, 2011 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions
Love it.
Everyone assumes Chuck is going to get wrecked. Then at the end of the game they bitch about how he shut down their post scorer.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
BINGO.
Hasheem Thabeet has been sent down to the RGV vipers.
Good.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
Last time he went to the D-League
This happened. Let’s hope for similar improvement.
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
He does have an offensive game.
He just never gets the ball in the post.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
thats an inspiring vid
RGV is a great team too, he should develop well there. its a good thing he’ll get some floor time there and he can use all he can get. I realy hope it doesnt hurt his confidence though, as he the only headlines hes made since his draft was his d-league stint (being the highest drafted player to go) i doubt it will. From what i recall he did very well there too, meaning that he does have the talent and skill set to make it, he just needs time.
As the d-league is kind of like college all stars it still does mean something to do well and play against those kids.
I hope he does well under their watch, 2p spent some time there and came back just a little hungrier. he said his goal now is to make sure he doesnt go back. Mission accomplished Patrick, mission fucking accomplished.
"Never underestimate the heart of a champion"- Rudy T, all up in that azz
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Mar 20, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm betting if Chase is going to miss time, we're going to sign a D-Leaguer to a 10 day
Marcus Landry fits the bill
Adelman isn't done pissing on T-Will.
It’s likely he’ll never be finished.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
He was active tonight............
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll bet you 100 bucks that Landry would play over T-Will.
Even if he doesn’t know the offense.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
T-Will's injured
Had surgery last week
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Being active doesn't mean he's healthy necessarily
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Why put him as active then?
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
emergency
If he’s at all able to play, there’s no reason to have him in a suit if we have a spot for him
by Patrick Harrel on Mar 20, 2011 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
His surgery only took 4 days to heal.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I'l say it again,
he was active tonight.
He was in uniform.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.
by bone31crusher on Mar 20, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Not even close to the best candidate out of D-league
Patrick Ewing Jr far and away the best small forward
Alright I'm out.
Going to take my venting to twitter. More efficient.
"Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cuz you were too
close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

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