Read Dis if you hoop
by mitmil22 on Apr 25, 2011 9:22 AM CDT
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PrintSo Bros so i was at da 24 hour fitness dis easter weekend and i give dudes respect and dese cats act all stupid and shit....dis is what happened...
Me=good shit
guy=GOOD SHIT? WTH?
me= ya bro its not a bad thing
guy=YOU THINK I NEED YOUR RESPECT
me=uhh i was jus tryna be nice bro wth
guy=thats the problem with you 20 year olds always wantin respect on the court! you think i care! i dont need your respect! i just need respect from my family yall got yalls priorities wrong!
me=ok.....(as ball dribbles of his foot) maybe i shouldnt respect you bro....
(after the game)
guy=hey man...you think i need your respect man!
me=dude idc, i was tryna be nice and u took it and turnt it into sumtin big...i now dont give a f*ck, i tried to be nice about a play bro....you aint good....i was jus being nice bro....and you made it this big.....
guy=You know what Im sorry i misunderstood you!
me=ok
guy=look im telling you i misunderstood you!
me=ok....lol(literally)
this cat was extra stupid bros...it really made me mad, i was like dis cat mad i gave dis cat props and he turnt it against me....el oh el dis dude wack ....Tell me what yall think bout my story
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i think that next time
You should cut his face
"Never underestimate the heart of a champion"- Rudy T, all up in that azz
by ShookednShanghaied11 on Apr 25, 2011 9:56 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Crazy-ass crackers....
Respect everyone until they give you reason not to. That’s all you can do, bro. I’ma respect you for respectin him when he didn’t want your respect.
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 25, 2011 10:17 AM CDT reply actions
Man bro
I hope u dawged his ho ass on da court 4 real cuz dat shit wuz uncalled 4. if dat wuz me i woulda locked his ass up on D and lit his ass up on O u feel me?
/fuckdatshit
Me against the world is a mismatch in my favor.
preciate dat big homie
bess believe dat i waxed dat ass but i aint gaurd him he was too lil i gaurded a bigger dude ya feel me
Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow
Should have just punched him square in the dick.
Nothing communicates dominance better.
TDS's resident dickhead.
by BD34 on Apr 25, 2011 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
You made my week even better with that.
And I wasn’t sure that was possible. Well played sir.
TDS's resident dickhead.
This post is great.
The Dream Shake ...on Twitter.
"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak
You and I would get along great
I’m just like you, constantly encouraging teammates and not putting up with people’s crap on the court.
And that guy was a jerk. You’re worth 10 of him, at least bro.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
thanks bro
i try and be a nice guy… im cold at ball but i like to be a motivator den a d bag ya feel me?
Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow
absolutely
there’s a difference between intensity and being a dick.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Being me vs. being you
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 27, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
In the spirit of all the childish insults that have cropped up here over the past few months,
I shall simply say that I am not a dick. I have one. Ask your girlfirend.
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 27, 2011 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I had to. You know, to keep the spirit alive out here. And i apologize for you loss of said girlfriend.
Now, let us return to our ardous task of filing down diamonds with our fingernails so that we may attempt to trim our most glorious beards of the strong material. And after that, I’m gonna go shark hunting. With toothpicks. To the boats!!
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 27, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I love the concept of a man-off
Like a “World’s Most Interesting Man” debate. Everyone has to say what their biggest accomplishment was and we decide which one is the most manly. Truth is discouraged.
I’ll go first: I have erased the entire state of Utah from all maps on the planet. It no longer exists. In its place is a picture of Jordan hitting that jump shot with the crowd behind the basket knowing that they’re screwed.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
No
I mean the Second Bi-Annual Man Off! CWIR is the defending champion, but can he defend his crown?
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
Maybe that's the epitome of manliness? Idk
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 27, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Fine
I’ll get out of it. I guess if you want to be a man then you’re not a man to begin with. I’ll just go grab my Toblerone and Cosmo weights and start lifting.
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
You can become manly if you wish.
It will take a colossal effort on our part, but I believe it can be accomplished.
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 27, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I was happy to be rid of this one. Long story short, drugs > Brandon apparently.
Not a single fuck was given that day. I merely tea-bagged her with my colossal testes and she is somewhere in space immemorial at this time. I shall meet you for shark hunting but only if we go no fists, no SCUBA tanks and instead of boats, we use rabid boars.
TDS's resident dickhead.
It shall be a glorious day.
Bards shall sing of our deeds for eternity
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 27, 2011 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I went to a public school, SO much shit talk.
Best games were when I played my cousin and his school. Always good games, split the series over the years. Blocked him for a shot clock violation one day and he chewed his team a new one.
TDS's resident dickhead.
I played lacrosse
SO much shit talk.
The Dream Shake ...on Twitter.
"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak
I tried picking up lacrosse in college
couldn’t get the ball out of the basket where I wanted it.
TDS's resident dickhead.
I was talking shit
Nobody ever expected it especially when we played public schools or off-season AAU or City League. They knew they were playing “that kid from IWA” with the quick step and jump shot, but they never expected the shit talk. Of course I was smart enough to keep it on the court. Some people take things too personally and my biggest win is forcing the ball handler to use his off hand and taunt him for not having handles…that gets in their head every time
by curtisrock on Apr 26, 2011 3:23 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
shit i like to talk shit
cuz dats jus bball but i mean when a dude gives u props dont be a hoe….lol but shit private school is tight
///we still gotta all hoop\\
Ima d*ck so i shouldnt be dat hard to swallow
Rugby was fun in HS
One ref 30 guys on the field ;)
But str8 up mitmil that shit was wack mayne. Shoulda snip3d that f00l ass in da boys.
Hell ya it is
as long as your man enough ( no pads all the contact.) Also there’s ALOT of dump tackling which is fun.
BTW I used to play Rugby that’s auto win of the man off.
by alexander_37 on Apr 27, 2011 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahah!!!
You think you can out man me? You make me laugh with hearty guffaws
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 27, 2011 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Right...bc Robin is the epitome of a manly sidekick.
"You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, mine are
even worse! " ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes
by TheChuckwagonisrolling on Apr 27, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
what a person who
is a super man. Like this guy I know, named Superman. The ultimate man-off is between these men right here:
Oh yeah, we’re doing this again!
How many Biletnikoffs does he have? NOT TWO!
by ak2themax on Apr 27, 2011 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You should have gone for a your momas so fat joke after he said you think I need your respect
And then just dunked on his head
the key to failure is trying to please everybody
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by BD34 on Apr 29, 2011 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 6 recs
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