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We made the Playoffs.



Yep. It's true. We actually won all of our games, and made the playoffs. We then took the Spurs to a 7-game series, where we won on their turf with Kyle Lowry making the game-winning buzzer beater. We then swept our way into the Western Conference finals where Yao Ming miraculously came back and put up 30-30 stats. We then took home the 2010-2011 Trophy, cementing Rick Adelman's career as a coach, and Daryl Morey's reliability as a GM. 

Too bad David Stern couldn't handle that, so he built his time machine and carefully and maliciously planned for our destruction. He started it off by kidnapping our 100% healthy Yao Ming, replaced him with a double, and paid him off to fake his injury. Yao Ming's current whereabouts, are unknown. He then paid Manu Ginobli to injure Aaron Brooks, (This almost backfired on him, which caused him a couple more white patches of hair.)

Then, you guys already know the rest of the story, where David Stern and his goonies slowly encroached upon our hideout, laying waste to our only defense. So, we made our final stand, the Argentinian Tango, Speed Racer, Chuckwagon and the Bull Dog, stood side by side accepting their fate. Let it be known that we almost made the playoffs, had it not be for the dastardly malicious David Stern. But, fear not, for this is a hero's tale, and it will not end in tragedy.

Our heroes will survive, and they will come back to save this apocalyptic world. In the mean time, watch some baseball, do your homework. We didn't make the playoffs, it was a good run though. Go Rockets!

No cursing in title. No pirated material, such as links to online game streams. Do not cut/paste entire sections of content from other websites. Thanks.

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