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Game 6 Preview: Houston Rockets vs. Los Angeles Clippers

I am still fuming about that game farce last night. I know we make jokes about how the NBA favors the Lakers all the time, but last night I almost punched my laptop about 10 times. That game was an absolute crock.

Good thing our opponent tonight isn't a team from LA whom the league wants to protect. Oh crap...

If the Rockets can touch Blake Griffin, we can win. If Blake gets the Kobe treatment, then we're screwed. Last year when we played them in Houston the refs generally let Chuck Hayes bang him in the post to a certain extent. When we played them at Staples Chuck couldn't breath on him, and Blake had an easy time racking up points and rebounds.

But it's not like the referees determine the outcome of the games. No, everything is completely fair and balanced. Like Fox News! Oh dear I'm in the middle of Republican country and making bad political jokes. See what you've made me do Stern!

And, the Rockets suffered their first injury of the year as Courney Lee went down. Right now it doesn't seem to be an Achilles, so that's great news.

Referees tonight are Bill Spooner, Kane Fitzgerald, and Tre Maddox. Last year, the Rockets were 2-1 with Spooner, 0-3 with Fitzgerald, and 1-1 with Maddox.

Matchups (and more bitterness) after the jump:

Star-divide

Matchups:

PG: Kyle Lowry vs. Chris Paul:

It's Showdown Time. Chris Paul read my last preview and is out for blood. He wants me to know he's still the dominant point guard in the Western Conference.

Kyle Lowry has my back, though.

Advantage: Rockets. Yeah, I said it.

SG: Kevin Martin vs. Chauncey Billups:

Billups missed the last game with a sore groin. Good thing he's coming back for our game. Wouldn't want him to miss that, would we?

K-Mart, you have to attack the basket. Stop barely making contact then falling away. That's not your game. You can't complain about a lack of foul calls when you're not earning them. You earned them last year, but so far I've seen a tentative Kevin Martin who is content with hanging around the three point line. Want to know who else did that? Brian Cook.

Speaking of Brian Cook, he's the only backup big that the Clippers have right now. We need Jordan and Griffin to pick up fouls.

On the other hand, be ready to play heavy minutes Kevin. Your primary backup is out and though I'm becoming more and more impressed with T-Will, he's not there yet.

Advantage: Rockets

SF: Chase Budinger vs. Caron Butler:

Hello Chase Budinger. I missed partying with you. Go with it!

Butler is averaging 15 points per game this season on 45% shooting. Not bad.

Advantage: Clippers

PF: Luis Scola vs. Blake Griffin:

He jumped over a car. I get it. But it's not as impressive as the NBA making it out to be.

Blake Griffin is a beast, though.

I think Griffin gets his calls tonight and gets 30. Not enough though.

Advantage: Clippers

C: Jordan Hill vs. DeAndre Jordan:

I guess I can't call either one Jordan. Then you won't know who I am talking about. Actually...

Jordan is better than Jordan.

DAJ is averaging 9/7 and 4 blocks per game so far on 67% shooting. When you dunk a lot that happens.

On the other hand he's shooting 42% from the stripe. As terrible as that is, it's an improvement on his career average of 41%. So, Hack-a-DeAndre?

Advantage: Clippers

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Bench:

Clippers: Ryan Gomes, Brian Cook, Randy Foye, Mo Williams

Rockets: Corndog, Showtime, Other Chase Budinger, Tweet-Will, Legit Center, Beast, P Piddy

Advantage: Rockets

Injuries:

Clippers: Reggie Evans, Eric Bledsoe

Rockets: Courtney Lee out

Prediction: Rockets pull it out 98-94

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Gonna be fun this game.

Damn thing starts at 9:30 again though..

I said this in another post just a minute ago, but if I could borrow Chuck against any team It’d be against The Clippers.

Lowry vs Paul.. Hmm, interesting, I remember Lowry doing pretty well defensively against Paul last year. I’ll call it even personally, going to be a good matchup between the two.

I don’t know what else to really think, Caron Butler is a solid player and can score well and play good defense. Kevin Martin hasn’t played well on the road. I’m scared of Blake and Deandre.

I’ll keep my Anti-Rocket streak going I guess. Clippers 113-Rockets 105.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 9:09 AM CST reply actions  

Eh.

Clippers 108- Rockets 89

Sonicsgate: A movie about how the Sonics were stolen from Seattle.

by .Bonzo on Jan 4, 2012 9:38 AM CST reply actions  

I was screaming

At the screen watching all the ridiculous touch fouls that were called against the Rockets, but never for them. I love watching NBA basketball, but games like these always make me question the legitimacy.

On that note, we probably lose to the Clippers tonight for similar reasons:
Clippers 102 – Rockets 95

by MeLioRate on Jan 4, 2012 9:52 AM CST reply actions  

Marc Stein just tweeted about a trade.

Grizzlies, Hornets, and 76ers are in advanced talks that will send Mareesee Speights to The Grizz, Xavier Henry to The Hornets and 2 future picks to The 76ers.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 10:10 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

Speights to the Grizz would be scary

They are so thin after Gasol and Z-Bo. Adding Speights shores that up considerably.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Defnately

Dorell Arthur was a good player off the bench for them last year, now they are filling in the void he left when he didn’t rejoin the team.

Clippers need some front court depth also, their backup PF is like Randy Foye or some nonsense like that.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 10:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Really?

Well, I meant rejoin as in playing this year for them.. Yah, definitely what I meant.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Found out the 2 picks are 2nd rounders

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 10:41 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's ugly.

I wouldn’t mind getting Speights.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting trade

Speights is alternately a decent rotation guy and a totally empty player (think Z-Bo prior to the Grizzlies). He’s kind of a rental for the Grizzlies since he’s due a qualifying offer this offseason and they’ve said they won’t go into the luxury tax period. But he helps with depth, and maybe he can turn into something more like Randolph did.

I don’t think Xavier Henry is anything more than a warm body, but the Hornets need to take as many chances as they can get. Second-round picks are cheap, so whatever.

The interesting part is the Sixers. What this tells me is they weren’t going to give Speights a qualifying offer come July, so they’re getting what they can for him now. But here’s what BPro had to say on the possibilities for the Sixers’ 2012 offseason:

There is a chance Philadelphia could have a shot to make a move after this season. At that point, Elton Brand will have only a player option left on his deal. If he can’t be traded, agree to a buyout or simply go away, the Sixers could use their amnesty clause on him. They could then decline team options on Andres Nocioni (a no-brainer) and Craig Brackins. If Marreese Speights has not already been traded, the Sixers could opt not to give him a qualifying offer. In effect, the Sixers could get far enough under the cap to offer a max contract.

I don’t think there’s any way they could be much of a player in the near-inevitable Dwight Howard/Deron Williams bidding, but they’ll have some cap space to make some moves if they play this right. They already have some very good players in Iggy, Holiday, Thad Young, and Lou Williams. After that it’s largely a pile of shit, but with the right moves in FA next year they could construct a very good team.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 10:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Aren't Eric Gordon and Westbrook due to be FAs?

Pretty sure Westbrook will resign, but Gordon might not.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Definitely for Westbrook

maybe not for Gordon. Depends on how Gordon develops this year and what the Hornets’ ownership situation looks like this summer.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 2:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Since they have Young,

can they send Iggy our way. I would rather send them Martin, but with Turner i doubt they take him. They probaly will want us to part with Scola, and even though him and Lowry are the only two that has been pretty consistent this year so far , i would give them Scola. I doubt it happens though because they would want to dump Brand off on us, and we do not need any more injury prone players. This would put pressure on patterson to step it up but lets Morris go back to his natural position, plus we have Monte overseas. With Iggy being a good ball handler it will allow Lowry to get more plays called for him. It will be a close game tonite, and will probaly see alot of two pointguards in at one time for both teams. We may need to put Hill on Griffin some, and can’t let Butler or others penetrate in. We should win if we play good d.

by since86rocketsfan on Jan 4, 2012 11:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd love Iggy on the Rockets

but my point is that I think the Sixers are in a position of strength right now. It’s possible that this signals that they think the opposite, so maybe they’ll look to trade him at some point this season, but I doubt it.

I think they’ll try to make a few good signings this offseason and look like Indiana next year — not one of the elite, but certainly a contender in the east.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I think swapping Evan Turner and Kevin Martin would make more sense for both teams.

Turner could be a superstar in the future and Philly needs shooting/scoring. Turner will rot on that bench as long as Iggy is there. We could start Lee and it gives our bench another ball handler/shot creator. I know we would have to include more but you get the idea.

I hate david stern!

by batman713 on Jan 4, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Im not sold on Turner

He was good out of college but i just havent seen much to be excited about. I guess he would be worth a look at.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Well he damn sure won't get a chance on that team

They have too many other guys with the same skill-set and he has the least experience of them all. I hate to see guys like that go into that kind of stupid situation where he can’t get a chance. They need to trade him because they are doing him an injustice.

I hate david stern!

by batman713 on Jan 4, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Is there anything Turner does better than Martin?

I’m not bashing, just asking.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Everything except shoot.

Turner is Brandon Roy 2.0

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by batman713 on Jan 4, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll have to look at him more.

What I’ve read (and don’t know much else) is that he has a wide skill set, but nothing exceptional in his game. Unlike Roy who could play point and had that stepback.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Think more of a play-making Courtney Lee

He’s really starting to play pretty well,he just needs constant touches.
He’s going to end up a very good player,just not an All-Star type. he should never be your best player,but he can be a key piece. Think Turkoglu during Orlando’s run a few yrs ago.

by Tisbee on Jan 4, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a little tired of peeps critically underrating Martin.

You can say he’s going to have problems this year because of the free throws thing, and that may or may not be an issue going forward because for all we know next week the refs will decide Kevin can in fact be fouled, but people just don’t seem to get how valuable Martin is.

I mean, you see his 25 points or whatever and you say, “That’s good, but not special,” but you can only say that if you totally miss how he gets those shots. Yes, it’s the efficiency thing.

I have no idea how a player that is (normally) so good at what he does inspires such a polarized opinion on his value.

And that’s not directed at you (or anyone in particular, really), Xiane. I’m just sayin’.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a little tired of peeps critically overrating Martin.

You can say he’s not one dimensional because he is trying on defense this year, and that may or may not be an issue going forward because as we all know next week Kevin might decide that he doesn’t want to play it, but people just don’t seem to understand how limited Martin is.

I mean, you can see his 25 points and say that he gets it so efficiently and effortlessly but you can really only say that if you ignore the rhythm breaking forced threes and half hearted attempts to drive when his shot’s not falling. Yes, the lack of a killer instinct thing.

I have no idea how a player who only does one thing well (with whistles drying up) can inspire such a devoted following.

That’s not directed at you, just the unabashed Kevin Martin apologist crowd.

by BD34 on Jan 4, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

And he's really good at that one dimension

As far as being “rhythm killing,” I don’t buy it. Last year we had the 4th-best offense in the league, so if he was killing the rhythm he was doing a really shitty job of it. The “killer instinct” stuff just seems a little silly.

I’m not saying he’s a superstar. No one does. But he’s a quality player, and absolutely worth the money and minutes he’s given.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 8:29 PM CST up reply actions  

And no one ever said he wasn't. It's a red herring to interject that.

The Rockets had the 4th best offense in the league but Carmelo Anthony is seen as one of the best scorers in the NBA as well and if he’s not a rhythm killing black hole I don’t know who is.

If the killer instinct stuff is silly that’s not my problem, I watch the 4th quarter.

My gripes with Martin are plain. I felt he complained to the media rather than sack up (We’ve discussed this), I watch too many possessions end early on bad shot decisions by Martin so far this season, and he’s a great complimentary guy if your team is built around a center. We’re not built around a center and he’s a purely offensive guy who is making a defensive effort under McHale because Kevin demands it. I’d rather us try to snag a lesser two-way guy and a draft pick.

He’s not polarizing so much as people are quick to start getting offended as soon as someone doesn’t want to kiss the ground he walks on.

by BD34 on Jan 4, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions  

BD, it’s hardly a red herring. You act like I (and others) worship the guy when I’m just saying he’s a good player.

You make these value judgments about the guy like how he needs to “man up” or how he complains or sulks or whatever. You’re constantly talking about him like he’s a cancer or he sucks. That’s what I don’t get.

Carmelo is part of a team that has a poor offense. So, yeah, there’s a lot to the stuff about Melo not being the best option for that team. More to the point, I’m pretty firmly in the camp that says he’s vastly overrated as a player.

And it’s cool that you watch the 4th. The other three quarters are just as important.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

This is why there's no such thing as a discussion on this guy with you.

It’s a red herring because when someone has an adverse opinion, you and a few others will jump all over it at any costs rather than allow someone to have a different opinion. That kind of behavior is far from conveying that you just think he’s good.

I make value judgments? By saying a guy is being a bit of a bitch I am saying he is always one? If you choose to apply the elementary school of “I like something.” “WHY DON’T YOU MARRY IT?!?! HAHAHAH!” Then yes, you’re 100% right. If you apply the thinking that situations can be appraised and a comment made about a situation, you’re very wrong. His early play looked like sulking and his comments to the media came across to me as whining. It’s not the most flattering thing to Martin or approved by a panel on TDS so it instantly gets attacked if it’s mentioned, so I’ll reserve such observations because I am not allowed to make that call.

As far as Anthony on poor offenses, his offense in Denver wasn’t half bad and he was a black hole. My point being, team rankings deal with teams, individual appraisals are independent of teams. So if you want to talk about the Rockets offensive rank then Hasheem Thabeet is an offensive dynamo because he was part of that 4th ranked offense last season. I can mislead with stats and rankings as well.

As far as the comment on the 4th, I do watch those, however, when I need the ball in the basket in the 4th, Kyle’s the one taking care of business when we have a chance to win. Thank you, Kevin, for pouring in buckets heading into the 4th, not so much for passing it off when push comes to shove.

As it stands, I’m done with this discussion because it’s the same old song and dance every time.

by BD34 on Jan 4, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You jump over everyone, too, dude. You’ve got a chip on your shoulder about this, and I really don’t get it. Nobody is going to crucify you if you say something critical of Kevin Martin. If my stuff about Kevin Martin seems this hostile to you, I don’t mean it and I’m sorry. I don’t mean to make it difficult for you to write about Kevin Martin, but then again I don’t really see how I’m doing that.

It’s the way you write about the guy. Your tone is needlessly aggressive and hyper-critical if all you think is we disagree a little on his value.

I don’t like silly values judgments and attempts to figure out guys’ character over stuff like whether or not the guy drives the lane enough in the final minutes. If you want to say “Kevin Martin doesn’t seem to drive the lane and get to the line enough in the final minutes of games, and I think that diminishes his value,” then fine. That’s an interesting argument. “He needs to sack up because he’s a bitch” isn’t interesting, and it sends the message that you really don’t like the guy. Like, in a personal way. That’s where the argument moves from “interesting argument about how valuable Kevin Martin is” to “sports radio-style call from angry sports fan.”

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He's a good offensive player, just not the right fit for this team.

This team isn’t built around a center like BD stated, and he hits that point very well about how if you have a Dwight Howard or Bynum he’d be a great complementary player for that team. For The Rockets though, I’m personally of the opinion that I want to trade Scola and Martin for quality youth and picks. However, Martin does take bad shots and tries to force up too much, and now with the new foul rules, he’ll be bailed out less on those forced shots. Also, he doesn’t look like he’s a good fit in the offense, he was a better fit with Adelman with all the screening and cutting that he implemented.

He’s a very good offensive player, no doubt, and he’ll have those amazing games where everybody will be riding him afterward. He’s a horrible defender, we all know that. He’s not a good passer, we all know that. He does take more bad shots than any guard on this team, some of us know that.

I guess what I’m trying to say, he’s not a good fit in the offense and he’s not a good fit for the bigger picture which is the future. Trade him for youth and picks, not because he’s a bad player, but because The Rockets need to rebuild if they want to be higher than a 7th seed in the future.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 9:28 PM CST up reply actions  

There would definitely be a better fit for the Rockets

He’s better as the second-third best offensive player on the team, certainly. If the Rockets can’t acquire what they want to acquire, then he should probably be traded sooner rather than later.

What you would want in return is a little tougher to say. “Youth and picks” aren’t worth it if it’s a late-round pick or just another decent rotation player.

That’s my point — he’s worth more than just so-so picks and change, which certainly seems to be the prevailing wisdom at CF.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

This team is a work in process

no use trading away 20+ppg then 6 months saying we need some outside scoring. If you can get a 20/10 guy that protects the rim then Yes go ahead

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by craigj007 on Jan 4, 2012 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

We have to lose to win.

We’re probably not going to get a guy that is averaging 20/10 right now for him. We won’t. We will hopefully get a guy that has the potential for it, a draft pick that could get a guy like that, or create a losing season that will lead to a draft pick that can get a guy with that potential.

We’re not going anywhere with this team. We’re at best and I’m reaching here, a 7th seed.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 5, 2012 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

The Rockets are making a living off 2nd round picks it seems.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t think Xavier Henry is anything more than a warm body, but the Hornets need to take as many chances as they can get.

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by craigj007 on Jan 4, 2012 7:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Rockets 94 - Clippers 98

Chase and Lowry won’t hit all those 3’s and KMart continues to not get to the line. Lowry looks human against his 1st legit defending PG against CP3. And Blake jumps over Scola twice with no Chuck wrapped around his legs this time.

by Mellowman on Jan 4, 2012 10:22 AM CST reply actions  

was wondering why

We never made a play for speights. Anyway, I’m more concerned about Scola playing significant minutes at the 5. He’ll wear out much faster and pile up more wear and tear banging with the bigs. If we come out flat, we lose, but we won’t come out flat.

100-95

by Christopher Dion Harris on Jan 4, 2012 10:55 AM CST via iPhone app reply actions  

The refs will fuck us over again

Clips 108 Rockets 90

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 10:59 AM CST reply actions  

My team Newcastle United just blew out Manchester United so im actually starting to feel lucky about tonight

I am now leaning more towards a Rockets win but since I put my first prediction down I will stick with it.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 4:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Newcastle' season so far is just awesome.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I cant believe it, Demba Ba (best name ever) is going crazy, I think he has 15 goals now

Krul, Tiote, Collocini have also been huge for us. Im just waiting for our stupid owner to sell our best players in january and not get replacements. He doesnt have that much ambition and is really stingy. Between having him and the late Al Davis as the owners of my favorite, it has been pure torture.

Btw Im also a Barca fan, they are my Spanish team, did you see Fabregas score his second goal? That was just sick.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I love to watch Barca play - not a "fan" per se but take them over Real.

I don’t really have a Uk team. Arsenal by way of a long silly story, I guess, but I’m really warming up to Newcastle, especially since they’re not using any real money to do it, unlike Chelski etc.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not a big premiership person, but when I'm asked my favorite team, I say Newcastle.

No reason other than my friend had a man crush on Michael Owen and I jumped on the bandwagon with him.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 4:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Good on you my friend, glad I have a fellow NUFC fan here!

We have the best fans in the world, pop by www.cominghomenewcastle.com, its here on sb nation, its pretty fun during games.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a fairweather soccer fan. I only watch national games or championship games of leagues.

But, I still will root on Newcastle without any other reason than that my old friend was a fan of them and Michael Owen played for them.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 5:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Kind of like Blazer or Warrior fans lol

We can be head cases sometimes!

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 5:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know if you read GrantLand, but there was a post comparing every NBA team to Premier teams.

Blazers were Newcastle, and Rockets were some Arabic team or something.

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by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 5:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Al Wasl

that article was the only way I answered a “Which team does Diego Maradona coach?” question correctly.

I know very, very little about soccer.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I am from Saudi and can tell you football in the UAE is crap, no real accomplishments

I was insulted that they chose them for Rockets fans, at least they could have picked my team Al Hilal, which won the most Asian Cups in the history of asia. I was hoping they would pick Newcastle for the Rockets to be honest for selfish reasons lol

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes I sent the author a message stating that the Rockets have infinitely more

NBA titles than Everton has Premiereship titles.

The McHale-Maradonna comparison really redefined “labored”.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I listened to their podcast a few times

I was left very unimpressed, they seemed to be partial towards their own teams, one of which is Everton and if he is going to rant on about them, he might as well be talking about most clubs. I just think they try too hard to be funny and witty when they arent.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 7:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I think their show is ok.

The like to take shots at MLS constantly and I keep wondering just how well the 5th most popular sport is played in the UK. Does it have new stadiums? A growing fanbase? A TV deal? Paychecks for players of any sort?

We’ll send the Miami Heat over for a tour of the UK. I can promise the results will be more horrifying than Man U versus MLC all stars.

Their English good old boy schtick about women’s soccer was fairly horrifying, too.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

What would the fifth-most-popular sport be in the UK, anyways?

1) Soccer
2) Rugby
3) Cricket (I guess)
4) ?
5) ?

Yuros only have one sport: fact.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

That's what I'm saying.

They do play hoops.

I’m guessing #5 is bicycling or tennis. And we’re better at those, too.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Actually probably

Golf since it was invented in the UK and tennis since they have Wimbledon.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

4) Drinking
5) Shagging

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

100% agree with Lowry > Paul

glad to see someone has the balls to say what we all know is true (at this point in the season)

by lawlruschang on Jan 4, 2012 11:04 AM CST reply actions  

You hear that BD and TCWHRO?

Looks like someone has balls! Good luck winning this year’s man-off with me competing against you.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Poor deluded you....

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by The Chuckwagon has rolled on on Jan 4, 2012 7:48 PM CST up reply actions  

When you start as far behind the two of us as the rest of the board...

Your testicles have to be the size of Saturn to make up the ground you’re behind.

by BD34 on Jan 4, 2012 7:53 PM CST up reply actions  

In the past four games, Lowry’s been better. That’s about as far as you can go.

All the wins the clips have CP3 got us by taking over at the end of the game. So he’s doing ok as he gets back into playing shape and gets to know his new team.

I wouldn’t bank on this being a matchup you win tonight, frankly. Little early to start passing the crown this season.

by Sfernald on Jan 4, 2012 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Is Mo Speights a C?

#Centerlust.

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10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 4, 2012 11:10 AM CST reply actions  

6-10, 250 lbs

I’d say he’s a tweener between PF and C.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Besides, from what I understand, he is really, really bad on defense. And while he’s good on offense, he tries to do too much.

Kind of sounds like Al Jefferson, and I never supported bringing him to the Rockets.

Minnesotan Rockets fan

by Barragan on Jan 4, 2012 11:15 AM CST up reply actions  

He's decent on offense

very bad on defense.

He is only like Al Jefferson insomuch as they are both PF/Cs whose primary value comes from offense.

Any Rockets fans getting upset that the team didn’t get Speights is vastly overvaluing Speights. This is like that time peeps were upset that we didn’t get Caron Butler.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I love Kyle Lowry and all

but chris paul is a better player. Its closer than most think, but I give the matchup edge to Paul. He is the better player now and always has been.

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by AllenOU on Jan 4, 2012 11:26 AM CST reply actions  

Lowry is playing better than Paul currently

I would agree with you if it wasnt for Paul’s knees. He has lost some speed, he is still a hell of a pg.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Agree with Rockets4LIFE

And remember, we’re so early in the season. Next week, I might give the advantage to Paul if they were to play again, but I have to take current play into account as the main factor.

Career-wise, it’s no question. But tonight I’d rather have Lowry. Now CP3 might destroy him but leading to this game you couldn’t predict that.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Rockets 112 - Clippers 102

Yeah, I’m being a homer but here are my reasons -

1. Billups hurts the Clippers offensively with his bad shots and defensively as he is too small and too slow to guard Kevin Martin. So I think Kevin Martin will go off tonight. If Billups is hitting his terrible shots where he doesn’t give the ball to Blake/CP3 then yeah we’re screwed but thats unlikely.

2. I was really impressed by the Rockets offense yesterday. There were so many open shots missed but created. I believe open shots will go in.

3. Neither DeAndre nor Blake is the same type of player as Bynum.

4. Kobe made tough shots and scored 37. Bynum was unreal. No fouls were called on the Lakers. Everything called on the Rockets… and we still were in it the whole time

by VBG on Jan 4, 2012 11:51 AM CST reply actions  

If we play Scola at C

They are going to have a field day with us on the glass. I went to the Clippers Rockets game in LA last year and we just barely pulled that one out. I think tonight weil be tougher than yesterday, but I hope im wrong.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

I say we're screwed

And I’d be glad to lose another 4 points :P Say Griffins win 104-92

by galicae on Jan 4, 2012 11:52 AM CST reply actions  

This one is tricky

The Clippers defense isn’t very good, but they have plenty of offense to counter that. I think if the Clippers win it’s because they get out in transition. Slowing the game down and going one on one hurts the Clippers, which is exactly what Paul loves to do. Screw it…I’m taking the Rockets. 105-98

by twinkilling0303 on Jan 4, 2012 11:57 AM CST reply actions  

No wonder they went after Speights

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Where is my score?

lol, i can’t find my score in the previous thread for game 5? :x wtf happend with my post? It was Lakers 103 – 95 rockets!

For this match it’s all about our defense, if it’s shaky we loose by much, if it’s average we loose by 10, if its good we can get us a win by 1. My guess is that we play average defense, so we loose by 10! Clippers 108 – Rockets 98

by dech on Jan 4, 2012 12:21 PM CST reply actions  

Rockets win 102-98

Jordan Hill channels chuck hayes so he plays good D. Lowry will get that trip-doub that he keeps freaking missing and Martin takes his frustrations out on whoever is guarding him cause he wants to do better for my fantasy team. Also, patterson will decide that bricklaying is not a good career choice so he will decide to dunk the ball once in a while.

by btrizzle25 on Jan 4, 2012 12:22 PM CST reply actions  

cause he wants to do better for my fantasy team

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My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 4, 2012 12:25 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Dude don't put that up there.

I thought that was current. Don’t do me like that.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 12:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Forgot about the first part. Lol.

I bet you sh*t an acme brick.

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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 4, 2012 12:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Almost did

Then I checked twitter myself to make sure. And BRB just to be sure.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

If only we beat the Lakers and got to see a Dream Shake from Foster if he scored

by VBG on Jan 4, 2012 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Grr

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

How bout

The rockets win 102-98 because everyone will play well because they are better, regardless of anyone’s fantasy team?

by btrizzle25 on Jan 4, 2012 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think I can rec this enough

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 4, 2012 12:31 PM CST up reply actions  

You instantly win the game if this comes true

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by The Chuckwagon has rolled on on Jan 4, 2012 7:51 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

I'll give this one to the Clippers

Only because they haven’t played since Sunday and McHale played our starters for too long… Clippers 110 – Rockets 99

by Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic on Jan 4, 2012 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

i'm going with the rockets here

fouls against blake griffin won’t hurt too much because his FT shooting is still horrible at 67%. it may get us in foul trouble, so we may need a few extra bodies out there for foul purposes (jeff adrien, i’m looking at you).

once we hit the penalty, just foul deandre jordan. the guy blows at free throw shooting. just need to secure the boards once he misses.

clips are going to dunk a lot but they’re also going to take a lot of bad shots. just hope the rockets hit their shots.

rockets 105-101 clippers

by sohum on Jan 4, 2012 12:24 PM CST reply actions  

110-103 Rockets.

I’m thinking this might be a high scoring game. Martin better take it at chauncey or mo will. I don’t think anyone on that team will be able to stop him if he gets it going. Lowry vs CP3, well see what happens.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 4, 2012 12:26 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

I'm going way off the rocker, here

Clippers come out stale (yes, I’m laughing too!) and the Rockets edge them out despite tired legs!

Rockets 93
Clippers 89

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 4, 2012 12:32 PM CST reply actions  

Prediction:

Touch Foul City wins 97-92.

Griffin gets to the foul line 19 times by himself. Rockets will get there only 17 times as a team.

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close kissin his!"- Sir Charles to Kenny Smith.

by bone31crusher on Jan 4, 2012 1:44 PM CST reply actions  

17?

how about 10?

I hate david stern!

by batman713 on Jan 4, 2012 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

I figure the final score to be 99 – 94 Rockets…

… I think I need to stop predicting. I may be a jinx when I do…

.

I had to stop arguing with drunks, Steeler fans, and all other fools.
It was making my brick wall jealous...

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by steeler-hater on Jan 4, 2012 1:51 PM CST reply actions  

Houston 120 - 85

It’s going to be a blow out. Scola goes in for a scoop shot and whips his hair back and Griffin gets blinded by the onslaught of gross hair and sweat. He falls onto Chris Paul and they both suffer season ending injuries in the first 3 minutes of the 1st quarter.

Kevin Martin finally realizes that he’s no longer friends with the Referees on facebook. Kyle Lowry understands that he has to maintain his identity before people start to catch on that he’s actually Superman playing in disguise. Chase pretends that the basketball is a volleyball. Terrence Williams loses his phone, while a fan takes it and deletes his twitter app. Patrick Patterson shaves. Thabeet eats beets. Jordan Hill reveals to the world that he’s been in a coma the last few games and the person that has been playing is actually an evil twin, and that he is actually much much better than that.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is all the things that will contribute to the Rockets winning the game.

by lucnguye92 on Jan 4, 2012 2:16 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

I'd miss TWills twittering

Other than that, ok.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 2:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Scola will never get injured.

Apart from that perfectly plausible

by VBG on Jan 4, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Semi-noobie rec!

Welcome!

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 4, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool - hope the Rockets deliver a win.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Welcome!!

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by The Chuckwagon has rolled on on Jan 4, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome!

Enjoy the game, and hopefully they pull it out for you. And thanks for joining! The more the merrier.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't wait to see the PG matchup

Lowry loves playing against quality guards, this should do it.

Also, Lowry should have guarded Kobe last night. He was the only one I saw that really dug into him.

by RedRowdy420 on Jan 4, 2012 2:37 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Chase did a commendable job

He wasn’t terrible guarding against Kobe. I saw his hand in Kobe’s face quite often, but the ball just fell for Kobe last night.

My thoughts are like Brian Cushing on the field: Everywhere.

by f22a4bandit on Jan 4, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah im not sure anyone woulda been able to stop him last night.

Aside from all the fts, eveything was falling for him.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 4, 2012 2:50 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Kobe Bryant's stat line.

14-29, 2-7 from 3, yea, sounds like fire…..

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10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 4, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Well when he does 9-15 in the second half...

and 3 of those misses are when the games already in hand in the last minute, i would say he was hitting. Maybe not the whole game but when it mattered the most, he killed us.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 4, 2012 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Body to body isn't allowed.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 4:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Kobe learned that lesson in Colorado.

(rim shot.)

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Michael Vick is the best throwing running back of all time.

My put your name on it prediction for the Housotn Texans.
10-6, with a first round playoff upset over either the Ravens or Steelers.

by taylorrohrman on Jan 4, 2012 7:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't think T-Will embarrassed himself the couple of possessions where he was on Kobe

He’s not going to be a lockdown defender anytime soon, but it really does seem like he’s working a lot harder than last year.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

He'll kill guys who don't handle as well as Kobe - his hands are fast.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

104-90 Clippers

not even close, BG goes 25-40 on the FT.

by RiiseRockets on Jan 4, 2012 4:01 PM CST reply actions  

I thought this was amusing no wait I thought it was stupid

From here

Kyle Lowry needs to hoist earlier, and more often. The All-Star candidate continues to flirt with a nightly triple-double, this time with 22 points, 9 assists, and 10 rebounds. However, many of those points came when the game was virtually decided after L.A. had secured the largest lead of the night at 10 points late in the fourth quarter. Lowry began chucking long-range jumpers, draining three treys after that double-digit deficit. Though his shooting percentages are below average, Lowry takes a number of difficult shots and often chooses to pass up good attempts for wide-open chances for his teammates. He’s an unselfish player who will always look for the assist primarily, and he is playing at an unbelievably high level right now.

then this

5) Find that superstar. Is this even worth mentioning? Houston will never be able to consistently close out games against teams like the Lakers without a superstar of their own. Lowry can be the closer if he figures out how good his shot can be. Martin cannot be. He has proven that over the years. But until Houston can find their own star to match the Kobes and Kevin Durants of the NBA world, then the Rockets will always play the fleeting role of Cinderella, happy to compete with the big boys throughout the game but unable to preserve the victory once the clock strikes midnight, or, in Houston’s case, the fourth quarter. Here it is consistently proven that a whole lot of good can’t overcome a small amount of great.

So first it’s “Kyle Lowry only gets his points in the fourth!” then it’s “The Rockets don’t have anyone to score in the late game!”

Oh and the reason you need a superstar is because of all the shit they do throughout the game, not because when you’re down two in the 4th quarter they have a decent shot at getting some points. If you’re a good team playing good basketball usually you won’t need to do that.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

Wait, he makes 3 to try to catch up on what is a 10 point lead and that's bad somehow?

This is just a nice encapsulation of the standard tired Rocket’s narrative.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

That's why I don't go anywhere but TDS

And that’s not to plug the site (via SB Nation, folks!). It’s just a fact. People here, especially the people who consistently write, are very reasonable and grounded.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Not a big fan of the Clippers' depth...

I think with Lee out, we will see some Lowry/Dragic at the same time in the backcourt which I like in this case in this game. Scola and Patterson are going to be automatic from 18 feet tonight because Griffin doesn’t like to come out and defend jumpers. I like the Rockets in an upset 108-102.

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by jake_471 on Jan 4, 2012 4:06 PM CST reply actions  

It would be nice for Patterson's J to come back

Last night he was off, but he’s definitely capable of making Blake pay.

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Prediction

To me, this is truly a pick ‘em. I’ll take the Rockets tonight. I know Rockets tend to struggle with teams that are strong inside and Griffin and Jordan are definitely solid but I don’t think they are up there with the Lakers, Grizzlies, or Magic inside game. I’ll take the Rockets 106 – 99. Kevin Martin has a huge game against Chauncey Billups. Let’s go Rockets!!!!!

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by Rocketsfanforbasketballreasons88 on Jan 4, 2012 5:00 PM CST reply actions  

Now this was just amusing:

via our very own SBN

With Goran Dragic unable to return to the NBA due to the contract he signed overseas, its given Kyle Lowry every opportunity he ever needed to take the point guard position by the horns for the Houston Rockets this season.

1) Confusing Goran Dragic with Aaron Brooks (presumably)
2) Confusing 2011-2012 with 2010-2011 (or something)

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 5:24 PM CST reply actions  

thats pretty bad.

Even with mixing up dragic and brooks.

by Dmo_Htx on Jan 4, 2012 6:32 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Why do we even play this year?

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

ooh ooh I know this one

For the eighth seed and a first round playoff loss!

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 7:28 PM CST up reply actions  

No, for lifelong mediocrity and Rice A Roni!

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Can we trade it for Doritos?

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by ak2themax on Jan 4, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a little tired of peeps hating on rice-a-roni.

It’s the San Francisco treat. You can say it’s not as good as Uncle Ben’s, but that’s only if you ignore the fact that its logo isn’t a recycled racist caricature etc etc etc

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

That's your PhD thesis right there.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 9:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on Rox

The winning streak starts tonight!

Ketchup & Mustard BABY!!!

by Start the Bench on Jan 4, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions  

Just voted for Lowry, Martin, Scola, Dalembert

I hope the Chinese rockets fans come out and vote! doubt it though lol

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe, maybe not

I’ll probably throw in a few all-Rockets ballots on some days. Today I just voted for guys who deserve it and might not get enough votes.

My ballot for today:
West Guards: Lowry, Wesley Matthews
West Forwards: Lamarcus Aldridge, Kevin Love
West Center: Marc Gasol

East Guards: Rondo, Paul George
East Forwards: Iggy, Luol Deng
East Center: Andrew Bogut

Write-in: Tracy McGrady

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

im the same as you

I will just vote rockets players everytime I do, and fill up the other roster spots with someone that is deserving. We need to get KLow to the all star game.

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions  

When i clicked on that link I saw who i voted for

not who you voted for

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Y'all voted for the same people of course.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 7:52 PM CST up reply actions  

ha

no.

The ballot page tracks you with a cookie, and the /thankyou.html page is just the “Hey thanks for voting” page. So if you click that and you’ve already voted, you see your votes.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I can't even get on the voting page, I don't know why.

And has Wesley Matthews really been playing that well?

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

He played really well last year.

He’s been okay thus far. Unfortunately the Blazers went out and got Jamal Crawford so they could cut into Matthews’ minutes. Dumb.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

you might need to make an account or sign in if you already have one on nba.com

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Rockets 106-97

because we don’t believe in all of the Clip hype and the players are going to take the trade rescinsion out on them. Go Rockets

by jbars on Jan 4, 2012 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

You know,

the Wizards really suck at this basketball thing.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

Flip Saunders is a major failure in DC and the team is young/on a long rebuild.

The BOYD strategy takes time but their young talent is good (even McGee when his head is screwed on straight). They just need a coach who actually commands respect.

by BD34 on Jan 4, 2012 7:20 PM CST up reply actions  

rockets lose 110-101

Martin gets it goin has every1 in foul trouble Lowry tho has only an OK game black/DAJ shut down his drives gets hill/bert/scola in fouls that wins it for them

by IrishThrasher on Jan 4, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

LAC 91 - HOU 89

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by craigj007 on Jan 4, 2012 7:40 PM CST reply actions  

Feel bad for John Wall

His development is seriously hindering while he’s wasting years on this horrific Washington team. John Wall and a bunch of “me fitst” knuckle heads make up this Washington team.

by TheDream34 on Jan 4, 2012 7:42 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Hey guys!! Late as always on here, but here you guys go!

In the lead…..
.Bonzo-150
ak2themax-146
Rockets4LIFE-137
sohum-132
Rocketsfanforbasketballreasons88-126
craigj007-127
jake_471-127
RiiseRockets-122
OJ ATM-122
johnsmith-122
Dmo_Htx-122
jbars-121
Rockets7-121
steeler-hater-120
BuckeyeBob-117
twinkilling0303-117
dech-117
Mike Kerns-110
tunatango-110
AIDE2356-110
BD34-106
Carlos_HoustonSportsFanatic-106
VBG-102
btrizzle25-102
Camouflage14-98
AllenOU-96
Mannan Ali-96
chuckiepoo-96
lucneguye92-96
ShookednShanghaied11-96
taylorrohrman-96
TiEaB-96

My own prediction? 105-98 Clippers. I hope you guys are doing well, as I have been really busy and unable to hop into any real conversations. Keep up the predictions, and I will be joining ya’ll in full after Sunday when I am free again! As always, lemme know if I screwed up. I seem to be doing that a lot lately….
Nike86-96
makinmajik-96
Bigharicut-96
Xiane-92
mitmil22-92
Rockets78-92
galicae-92
olivarezq1-92
Slakcary-92
Irish Trasher-92
arnold p-88
TWCIR-84

"I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." Bill Watterson~Calvin and Hobbes

by The Chuckwagon has rolled on on Jan 4, 2012 7:43 PM CST reply actions  

And sorry about the misplaced paragraph. You get the picture.

"I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." Bill Watterson~Calvin and Hobbes

by The Chuckwagon has rolled on on Jan 4, 2012 7:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder if they are selling Hayes jerseys on the cheap @ the arena.

I bought a Brooks one for my friend for like $25. Could be a cool prize for the contest.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

That would be awesome

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by The Chuckwagon has rolled on on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Gotta get back up there!

How many points do you lose if you get the prediction wrong?

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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 7:55 PM CST up reply actions  

You might overtake me in the fantasy league.

I was out last night and once again I’ve got Dwight and Ryan Anderson on my bench. 70+ points gah

by Camouflage14 on Jan 4, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Its a long season man

This will happen to all of us dont worry about it

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-Hakeem Olajuwon

"Stern Sucks"
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by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

People need to respond to my trade requests

also, the 7 day waiting period for accepted trades is way too long.

by Camouflage14 on Jan 4, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I can shorten it

Send me a trade request if you want, what do you need?

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-Hakeem Olajuwon

"Stern Sucks"
-Me

by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 8:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool. I think 3 days would be better.

I’m looking for assists and 3pts David West and Josh Smith are available.

by Camouflage14 on Jan 4, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions  

4

"I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." Bill Watterson~Calvin and Hobbes

by The Chuckwagon has rolled on on Jan 4, 2012 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

nice

well i hope i lose 4 more points tonight!

"I always keep a ball in the car. You never know."
-Hakeem Olajuwon

"Stern Sucks"
-Me

by Rockets4LIFE on Jan 4, 2012 7:58 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm always going to pick the Rockets to win.

So thats going to hurt my chances I think.

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I haven't picked The Rockets to win yet..

I would’ve gotten The Memphis one right, but it was 3 minutes into the 1st before I woke up and started watching the game :(

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 4, 2012 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow

that Orlando-Bullets game finally ended, and I was really hopeful for a minute that the Rockets game was about to start.

Holy fuck another hour?!

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions  

I'm watching Memphis V Min

I never thought I would ever choose to watch the twolves.

by Camouflage14 on Jan 4, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

dude,

Rubio had 8 assists at halfime

If you can feel them, they are real.

by jake_471 on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

kind of a poor man's Kyle Lowry

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

if Minnesota knocks off Memphis

and Golden State can knock off SA, it will be a good night. hoping the suns can knock off the mavs is a pipe dream

If you can feel them, they are real.

by jake_471 on Jan 4, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Memphis pulling away...

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 9:06 PM CST up reply actions  

grr the games bother me

i gotta wait til 1045 to watch tthe freaking game, cmon!!!!

i wont make it….

Go Rockets!

by Rockets7 on Jan 4, 2012 8:26 PM CST reply actions  

I'm East Coast too.

Even better, I gotta leave the house by 8 AM tomorrow to catch a train in Syracuse by 10:30 and get back home by about 10 at night (Fuck layovers).

by BD34 on Jan 4, 2012 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

So Boris Diaw stops Toney Douglas from scoring in the final minutes

Lots of contact, no call. Knicks announcers — “I don’t know if that’s a foul!” The most said is Walt Frazier’s “Usually you get that call at home.”

This is why I like the Knicks’ television crew. They’re very impartial, as well as knowledgeable.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions  

The long suffering groups

understand that their viewers are there to watch basketball maybe?

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by Xiane on Jan 4, 2012 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Well,

the stereotype is that Knicks fans are really savvy, so maybe.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 4, 2012 9:19 PM CST up reply actions  

wait, wait

is a Clips fan really showing up to talk shit now? Oh christ this is hilarious.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 5, 2012 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Dude let him have his fun

Donald Sterling is their owner, and as soon as Blake goes down with a season-ending injury he’ll look back at this fondly.

Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
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by ak2themax on Jan 5, 2012 12:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I wonder how much cred the owner gives you when shit-talking.

I mean, obviously thirty-plus years of utter irrelevancy discredits any attempt at shit-talking, so we can dismiss Clips fans trying to act tough out of hand. But how much does Sterling count when making fun of the Clippers?

Is it okay to say, “Good luck with your racist slumlord of a cheapass owner, Clips fans!” I think it is.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 5, 2012 12:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess that's what I was hinting at

Oh, and their announcers are racist, too. Remember?

Was too far to huck a beer at a Stro’s player as per bone’s request. Jess (girlfriend) said I was too far, I said challenge accepted, a security guard said guess again.-BD34
That is the reason I don't go to Battle Red Blog. I would be too rational and guys would flag my posts as spam.-batman713

by ak2themax on Jan 5, 2012 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

oh shit

I forgot about that.

What a joke of an organization.

by Only_A_Lad on Jan 5, 2012 1:30 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He's probably new to this whole Clipper fandom thing anyway.

He saw a good team and jumped on their bandwagon. Let him be, he doesn’t know the rules yet.

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 5, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

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