The Rockets are great. I love them. I live in Houston, bleed red, and go to games as often as possible. That being said, tonight's performance (@ Clippers) was horrendous and I want to make fun of it so I can get some sleep tonight without crying. Yeah, the officiating sucked... AGAIN. Sadly, that should now be expected. We lose that game regardless, though.
Jump for the compare and contrast...
5 Similarities Between the Rockets Play Tonight and a 2 dolla ho
- They both get slammed (on) 10 times a night.
- Both play sloppy, tired, and disinterested.
- Both let anyone and everyone penetrate at will.
- CAN NOT CATCH A BREAK! Seems the man is always holding em down...
- They relentlessly turn "it" over with little to no pressure needed.
If you wanted to go the contrast route, it could be something like...
- At least the 2 dolla ho isn't afraid of D.
I'm gonna stop there before I get banned. Feel free to join in via a comment, but try to make it as ridiculously vague as possible. Those are the best.