5 Similarities Between the Rockets Play Tonight and a 2 dolla ho

by Slackary on Jan 5, 2012 1:38 AM CST

The Rockets are great. I love them. I live in Houston, bleed red, and go to games as often as possible. That being said, tonight's performance (@ Clippers) was horrendous and I want to make fun of it so I can get some sleep tonight without crying. Yeah, the officiating sucked... AGAIN. Sadly, that should now be expected. We lose that game regardless, though.

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5 Similarities Between the Rockets Play Tonight and a 2 dolla ho

They both get slammed (on) 10 times a night.
Both play sloppy, tired, and disinterested.
Both let anyone and everyone penetrate at will.
CAN NOT CATCH A BREAK! Seems the man is always holding em down...
They relentlessly turn "it" over with little to no pressure needed.

If you wanted to go the contrast route, it could be something like...

At least the 2 dolla ho isn't afraid of D.

I'm gonna stop there before I get banned. Feel free to join in via a comment, but try to make it as ridiculously vague as possible. Those are the best.

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LMAO!!!

I hate david stern!

by batman713 on Jan 5, 2012 8:44 AM CST reply actions

Lol..

Dallas and Houston fan making it work. Gig 'em!

by OJ ATM on Jan 5, 2012 10:09 AM CST reply actions

Both get abused down low

by VBG on Jan 5, 2012 11:44 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

Haha yes!

I can’t believe I missed this one. Fantastic.

by Slackary on Jan 5, 2012 7:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions

Blake Griffin takes it to both their holes frequently

by BuckeyeBob on Jan 5, 2012 11:59 AM CST via Android app reply actions

helll yea

took da word out my mouf

///fux da police\\\

put a D*ck in ur ear and F*ck wat u hurd

by mitmil22 on Jan 5, 2012 12:16 PM CST reply actions 3 recs

Funny AND classy...

Funny, though. For serious.

The bird is struggling out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born, must first destroy a world.

by Stupendous Man on Jan 5, 2012 4:00 PM CST via mobile reply actions

Makes me glad I swore off

west coast games. If I had stayed up till midnight for that shit I would not be amused!

by makinmajik on Jan 5, 2012 4:55 PM CST reply actions

both

Shamlessly let 5-10 guys ruthlessly have thier way with them at the same time.
Both made mo williams look good.
Both seem to not like l.a very much.
Both will be watching the TEXANS PLAY IN FIRST EVER PLAYOFF GAME THIS SAT!!!!!

"Never underestimate the heart of a champion"- Rudy T, all up in that azz

by ShookednShanghaied11 on Jan 5, 2012 11:32 PM CST via mobile reply actions