The Rockets are great. I love them. I live in Houston, bleed red, and go to games as often as possible. That being said, tonight's performance (@ Clippers) was horrendous and I want to make fun of it so I can get some sleep tonight without crying. Yeah, the officiating sucked... AGAIN. Sadly, that should now be expected. We lose that game regardless, though.

Jump for the compare and contrast...

5 Similarities Between the Rockets Play Tonight and a 2 dolla ho

1. They both get slammed (on) 10 times a night.
2. Both play sloppy, tired, and disinterested.
3. Both let anyone and everyone penetrate at will.
4. CAN NOT CATCH A BREAK! Seems the man is always holding em down...
5. They relentlessly turn "it" over with little to no pressure needed.

If you wanted to go the contrast route, it could be something like...

• At least the 2 dolla ho isn't afraid of D.

I'm gonna stop there before I get banned. Feel free to join in via a comment, but try to make it as ridiculously vague as possible. Those are the best.